I completely forgot it was St. Patrick's Day!!!! SO, I quickly typed this up. Guess what?? FIRST MULTI-CHAPTER Holiday Story!!!!! YAY!!


The Espada gathered in the meeting room. Aizen had called an unexpected meeting. The Espada gathered nonetheless. They sat in their seats waiting for Aizen to speak. He finally opened his eyes and got ready to speak.

"My fellow arrancar…"

"DUDE."

"What is it Grimmjow?"

"I'm tired of you saying fellow arrancar. You're not an arrancar. You're a soul reaper, so stop trying to be us!" Grimmjow said with a growl. Ulquiorra shook his head.

"As if we could call you an arrancar. To get the wind knocked out of you by a mere substitute soul reaper, how are you any better?" He said in his dull voice, emerald eyes set on the sixth Espada. Grimmjow clenched his teeth. The other Espada couldn't help but snicker. Grimmjow had been owned yet again by Ulquiorra. He mumbled to himself a way to get rid of the suck up. Aizen flipped the strand of hair that hung in his face.

"Can I continue?"

"The Espada grew silent. Aizen's smile returned.

"I want you all to take a break today."

All of the Espada were wide eyed with shock. Even Zommari, the cool Espada was gagging on the breath he had taken. Nnoitra, however, was just buzzing with excitement. Starrk was happy but also barely awake, as usual. Yammy had a big smile on his face. Barragan was nodding. Szayel flipped his bubblegum pink hair with a smile. Halibel was the only one besides Ulquiorra who kept their cool. Grimmjow was smiling now too. Of course there was a catch.

"The catch…" Aizen said making all of the Espada look to him with frowns. "You have to go to The World of the Living."

"WHAT?!" They all shouted furious. They always had to go to the Human World. They could never just relax in the peaceful area of Hueco Mundo. Aizen crossed his arms and nodded.

"Yes, my arrancar, it's either going to the human world or working your asses off here."

The Espada all looked at each other warily. It looked like they were going to the World of the Living. Aizen dismissed the arrancar. They left the meeting room, some with smiles and others with frowns. Nnoitra and Grimmjow were sneering but that would soon change.

"*sigh* You two have no idea why you should be the happiest in our group." Halibel said. Nnoitra shot her a half smile half frown.

"And what would that be my sweet?"

"Your what?" Halibel said giving Nnoitra a death glare. Nnoitra took a step away from the short femme fatal. She nodded.

"It's another silly human holiday." She continued. Grimmjow scratched his head.

"What? What's the holiday?"

"St. Patrick's Day."

The other Espada had joined in listening to Halibel's knowledge, but they all had the same question on their minds.

"What the hell is St. Patrick's Day? I demand one of you peasants explain it to me!" Barragan said with a hmph. The others rolled their eyes at the old bag.

"I think I can answer that question." Starrk said. All eyes went to him.

"You? You may be dumber than five and six combined!" Yammy laughed. Starrk tightened his gloves on his hand and took a deep breath.

"St. Patrick was actually a real person who was supposedly kidnapped by Irish raiders when he was young. He was told by the humans' God to run from his captors to a coast where a boat would take him back to Britain. When he returned, he became a priest, St. Patrick.
"In 432, as a bishop, he was called to return back to Ireland to save the Irish by converting the poor and the rich. It is said that St. Patrick used a shamrock to explain the Holy Trinity to the people. After teaching for about thirty years, he died March 17, 461. He is held in high esteem in the Irish Church." Starrk finished up. The other Espada stared at him. Their eyes twitched at his knowledge. Nnoitra shook his head. Everyone looked at Ulquiorra.

"He's wrong, right?"

"No, he got everything right. He did leave something out…" Ulquiorra said looking away from the trash. They blinked.

"Well what did he leave out?"

"You'll see when you get there." He said walking down the hall. Starrk smiled at the others and left to change. The other Espada dispersed one by one to get ready for their day in the World of the Living.

Ulquiorra dug through his closet and pulled out a pair of black jeans. He put on a green T-shirt that matched his eyes and a black hooded jacket to go with his jeans. He looked at himself and sighed.

"I can't believe I'm being pulled into this…"

A knock sounded at his door.

"Come in."

Halibel opened the door. He raised a brow at her. She looked away from him.

"I don't know what to wear and you're the only guy I trust to help me." She explained. Ulquiorra nodded and followed his superior to her room. Ulquiorra looked at the many outfits she had laid on her bed. He stared at them all for the longest analyzing them with his all knowing eye. Finally, he took some green khakis and a yellow tee. Halibel smiled.

"What's with the green?" She asked when she saw what she handed him and the clothes he was wearing. Ulquiorra almost barely smiled.

"What I didn't tell those fools is that people who don't wear green are pinched."

"Yikes, I'm glad I asked for your help." Halibel said. Ulquiorra agreed.

Grimmjow threw clothes out of his closet looking for something. He wasn't very good at this kind of thing, you see. He tapped his chin. He would go with blue jeans, a light blue shirt that had a picture of a skull on it, and a blue hooded jacket. Grimmjow looked at himself in the mirror and smiled.

"I'm so badass." He said. Nnoitra barged into his room. He had on a white tee with a smiley face on it, the smile matched his, long sleeves with alternating black and red bands showed on his arms, and black jeans with red suspenders hanging from them. Grimmjow stared at him with a sneer.

"You think you're sooo badass."

"I am. BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT!!!" Nnoitra said running over to Grimmjow. Grimmjow backed up.

"What's up?" He said nervously. Nnoitra took hold him and shook him.

"ST. PATRICK'S DAY IS A DRINKING HOLIDAY!!!!!!!!" He yelled with the biggest crocodile smile on his face. Grimmjow stared at Nnoitra. He removed his hands from himself.

"Are you serious?" He said. It was barely audible. Nnoitra squealed with delight. Grimmjow threw his hands in the air.

"HALLELUJAH! THANK LORD AIZEN! HALLELUJAH!" He sang. Nnoitra joined in. Luppi stuck his head in the door.

"Hey fellaaaaaaaaaaaas!!!" He said in his adorably annoying voice. Grimmjow and Nnoitra glared at him.

"What do you want?"

"I heard singing." He said. The Espadas rolled their eyes.

"Get out of here faggot!"

"Wah. Am I supposed to cry? I think I'll just do something on my own for St. Patrick's Day!" He said strutting off. Sneers and jeers from the badass Espada.

"C'MON! WE HAVE TO GO!!!" Starrk's voice echoed through the halls. The Espada met up in front of the dome. They all looked at each other. Starrk was wearing a gray V-neck tee with a white and red jacket over it and black jeans. He wore fingerless, black gloves on his hands. Szayel wore a purple collared shirt with pink décor and khakis. Aaroniero was in his Kaien disguise (thank the gods) wearing an orange short sleeved shirt and an armless black jacket over it and some blue jeans shorts. Yammy had camouflage pants on with a tight fitting black tank top. Dog tags to add extra style. Halibel let out a chuckle when she saw how many people weren't wearing green. They just gave her strange looks, though, since they didn't understand. Ulquiorra shared her understanding. They did give Yammy a pat on the shoulder before walking through the Garganta Starrk opened. Gin and Aizen stood by the door.

"Bye, my arrancar, have fun!"

"Ya' have lotsa' fun! Don' get inta' any trouble!"

They ignore both and continued to the human world. They were all…um…Most of them were excited for the exciting time they were going to have.

Okay, I would not have been able to come up with these clothes if I hadn't found a pic on deviantart called Bleach Urban Life: Espada by radnix