Summery: DeixSaku
Sakura was coming home from a mission, but couldn't help a fight with the one guy that pisses her off. The next day, it only took her a few moments to figure out she and Deidara were in each other's bodies.
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Sakura growled, her eyes flashing in anger and resentment at the blond – and unbelievably hot – Akatsuki member.
He only smirked.
"Aww, is Pinky getting mad?" He cooed.
She almost tackled his tall frame, suddenly wanting to hear his girlish screaming and pull out that girlish hair. She breathed exasperatedly; clutching the artifact that Tsunade had sent her to retrieve.
She eyed all the bruises that marred his pretty face and smirked to her self before turning around.
"You're not worth it." And she stalked off, knowing that would be an even bigger hit to his stupid male ego.
Sakura could feel the glare that burned into the back of her head and sniggered quietly to her self. "Ass."
She didn't know why he had managed to mess her normally tightly reigned emotions. But at this point all that mattered was the pleasing feeling of insulting him.
Her emerald orbs widened in surprise as Deidara's build collide into her from behind and managed to catch the rosette kunoichi off guard, landing on top of her petite body.
"Oomph!! H-hey! Get off!" She almost kneed him in his "special spot".
"I'm an ass, yeah?" He whispered maliciously into her ear, his cool breath dancing along her neck and sending her into a strangely pleasing shudder.
She only wished she hadn't turned her head then… Only to see the broken artifact her shishou had specially sent her to retrieve it one piece. Tsunade was going to slaughter her!
She narrowed her eyes. That blonde was going to be so messed up when she was done she would be able to feed him to Ton-Ton.
"Aughh! You are so immature! Baka!!!" It didn't help that Deidara was laughing at the girl under him.
'Shannaro, so hot!'
'Shut it Inner! This is so not the time!'
'...'
After a couple awkward moments of Sakura trying to attack the man immobilizing her from behind, who by the was seemed suddenly drunk, he gingerly leaned his face down beside her ear in the same spot as a few moments ago.
"You're so cute..." And promptly passed out.
That was enough to snap her back to the state of realizing the alarming fog suddenly circling around them.
Stuffing her mouth with her sleeve, she coughed and pushed Deidara weakly off of her.
'How the hell did I not notice this?!'
'Think about that later! Come on Saku-chan, you have to get away from the smelly fog before you pass out!'
Sakura was not an idiot. Her skills as a medic had signaled her of the alarmingly fast invading foreign chakra into her system, she knew she was going to pass out soon but she couldn't take the risk of being seen with Deidara in case of one of his Akatsuki 'buddies' came along and found them.
Forcing her heavy limbs, she crashed through the bushes, covering her trail as best as she could and casting a jutsu to conceal her eminent chakra before collapsing to the ground and spilling her pink tresses all around her.
Her gaze, already blurry, began flickering and she finally rested them. Satisfied with the thought of no one finding her, she sighed out.
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Deidara let out a disgruntled groan as he felt the light invading his eyes. His eyes fluttered open and he propped up on his elbow, rubbing his eyes as he yawned… Where his hands really that soft? He pushed that silly thought to the back of his mind and glanced around, running a hand through his hair.
"Where the fuck am I?" He mussed before turning in the direction of an amused chuckling.
"Why Sakura, I never knew you had such a dirty mouth." The silver-haired jounin smiled at Deidara who in turn frowned.
"What are you-" He stopped as he took note of the womanly pitch of his voice… And what did his hand just brush across? Where those..? No…
"Sakura-chan, are you okay?" He looked up at a blonde who he recognized as the Kyuubi and a mini-Itachi who peered down at her curiously. 'Her' lip quivered.
A loud blood-curling scream was heard all around the hospital and alarming a range of medic nins, as Deidara once again passed out…
But this time in his enemies body.
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At around the same time, Sakura found herself waking in Deidara's room. She gingerly stretched in the comfortable bed and sat up as she modestly covered a yawn.
She lightly stepped onto the cold floor before hoisting herself up and pulled her arms above her and continuing with her stretches, she couldn't help the content smile. Deidara had been a tough opponent, and she knew that her skills had been enough to put one of the strongest Akatsuki member's wary around her.
Oddly, she found herself wondering on the fog, but dismissed it as a sleeping toxin of some kind.
The grimy feeling of dirt made itself known and she desperately wanted to take a long relaxing bath… Once she found out where she was.
She glanced around a messy room and figured in her tired state that it was Naruto's room and rolled her eyes as she began to strip off the large pajamas, walking over to a door that logic told her would be the bathroom.
Rubbing the mess of hair on top of her head, she paused.
…Where was her chest?
She looked down.
And what the hell was that?!
She let out a shriek that sounded oddly lower than it was supposed to, and crashed backwards onto her sore butt as blond strands invaded her view.
She stared at her shaking hands with her unbelieving eyes as the twin mouths grinned at her and almost cried.
She was in Deidara's body?
'How? W-what?' Inner Sakura sputtered and Sakura felt for once, happy that she was there.
Her head turned to the opening door as a redhead cloaked in the traditional Akatsuki cloak came into view. He raised an elegant eyebrow and moved to his fallen partner.
"Deidara-san? Are you feeling alright?" He stared down at her expectantly.
Sakura forced herself to calm down. Taking a deep breath she looked back up to Sasori's inquiring gaze. If he knew she wasn't really Deidara… then…
How did Deidara act like? All she knew was that of the annoying tendency of adding 'yeah' to every sentence.
"Are you ready to leave on the next mission?"
She looked down at her half-dressed state; honestly he acted as if it was normal to go on S-Class missions without a shirt on. She swallowed the clump in her thought and cursed herself, realizing how stupid she must have looked.
"N-no... Yeah…" She mentally cursed at how feeble she sounded.
Sasori looked back at the body of his – secretly proclaimed – friend, and openly stared at her as if she was an idiot.
"Ahehe, I meant No, yeah! I mean.. Aughh, you know what I mean." She sighed out and willed for him to leave already.
Sasori paused a second. "Alright, I'll be waiting in the kitchen with the others." He deadpanned with his velvety voice and shut the door behind him as he left.
She let out a breath she didn't know she had been holding in. If she was in Deidara's body, was he in hers?
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A couple moments later, and after Naruto had screamed up a commotion enough for Tsunade to make an appearance, Deidara found himself waking again to various pairs of eyes staring down at his face.
He absent-mindedly lifted a hand to chew on a soft ribbon of pink hair, a bad habit he had since he was a child and searched his memory of what he actually knew of the girl.
"Ah, Tsunade-shishou." He gave a coy smile – since those were the only smiles that Deidara could really give.
The said woman raised an eyebrow and sighed out in relief as she turned to glance out the window.
"Sakura-chan! You're okay!!" Deidara turned his pink head to the loud chuunin.
"You don't know how scared we were after you screamed like that, even Sasuke looked ready to cry!" Said boy growled. "And then Tsu.. nade… S-sakura?" Naruto couldn't help the flush as 'Sakura' trailed her fingers slowly, seductively, down her abdomen to the tip of her hospital gown.
The "Sakura of Naruto's dreams" gave him a foxy grin. "Mmm?"
"Y-you.. I mean uh.. um… Ahehe, nothing!!" He couldn't trust his voice as Sakura began trailing lazy circles on her thighs, discreetly bringing the white fabric up higher.
Deidara almost died laughing. He couldn't last remember when he had so much fun!
"Is something wrong?" He smoothed out her voice.
"No!" Naruto squeaked out.
Unpredictably, Sakura appeared again behind Naruto, dangling an arm over his shoulder and chest, clutching Naruto's other arm with her free hand. Naruto turned completely red, feeling the brush of her breath next to his ear.
"Ooo, you're so tense." Sakura murmured, letting her hands trail down his arm in a comforting motion as Naruto turned to putty before him. Deidara grinned.
"S-s-sakura-ch-chaa-an-" He fainted.
Deidara looked at the nose bleed from the chuunin and couldn't keep in the mirth as he let out a stomach-hurting laugh. Ah, the perks of being a woman.
He looked over to the unbelieving stare of – Sasuke was it? – And an amused Kakashi Deidara knew all too well before shooting back an amused glance himself. "Showers?"
Everyone immediately pointed to a door at the corner of the room, and Deidara let out another chuckle before walking towards it, knowing that everyone was still watching him.
As soon as the door shut, Tsunade burst out laughing. "That's my Sakura!"
Sasuke's eyes literally seemed to pop out of his head as he continued staring at the closed bathroom door.
This was going to be interesting.
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