Parody- The Inequality
On a blank, black computer screen with white lettering and no known sender:
Stop snoring, Neo.
The Inequality confuses you.
Follow the lightening scar, Neo.
Thump, thump, Neo.
Thump from locked front door.
Neo opens front door.
Neo: Oh my God, it's Harry Potter!
Harry Potter: Who'd you expect, a white rabbit?
Neo: Well, actually, yes.
HP: You wanna come with me? We're going to a Blue's Clues Concert.
Neo: Blue's Clues! Why there? Won't we be noticeable?
HP: It was the only place I could get tickets to.
1.1 And off to the Blue's Clues concert they went…
1.2 Twinity enters and walks toward Neo.
Twinity: Come with me Neo. Morphine wants to show you something.
Neo: Who's Morphine?
Twinity: He'll put you out of your pain.
Twinity and Neo leave and meet up with Morphine in a jungle.
Neo: Cool! How'd we get into this awesome jungle?
Twinity: Here's Morphine.
Morphine: Hello, Neo. I know you've been looking for me. I want to brief you on our situation. Basically, the Inequality is a computer system made to look like the beginning of the 21st century. All humans have to be released because the body cannot live without the mind and so far you have not really lived life because your life is all just a lie. We are up against some really strong bad guys and probably won't be able to ever beat them. I've been searching my whole life for someone who will beat them and I think it's you! So what do you think?
Neo: Cool flowers!
Twinity: I think he's ready to see Miss Cleo. Look at those intelligent eyes and remarks.
And off the three of them go to Miss Cleo to find out Neo's future.
1.2.1 Neo: Miss Cleo…Hi, my name is Neo.
Cleo: Wait, don't tell me who you are. You're Neo. Smell good don't they.
(points to stinky socks)
Neo: They do! Cool socks! Will I be the one to, ah…. be the One?
Cleo: Wait! Don't tell me why you're here. You want to know if you're the One. Let's imagine that you are. Wait, I have to sing the song now.
(from Anamaniacs copyright)
1.2.2 I is for imagine
M is for me
A is for the letter A
G is for G
I is for pause imagine
N is for nice
E is for egad!
I said imagine twice!
Neo: Cool song!
Cleo: Back to business. Yes, you are the Second!
Neo: Cool!
(Now, the Height of the story- Neo and the bad guys)
Bad Guy #1- You'll never defeat us.
Neo: How do you know?
Bad Guy #2- Because, Bad Guy #1 just said so.
Neo: Oh, yeah, I guess you're right.
Bad Guy #1- Well, as long as you agree with us, I guess you're okay.
Neo: You wanna go buy some coffee?
Bad Guy #1 and 2: Love to!
(Later, at Starmoney)
Neo: Here's some special coffee made just for you.
Bad Guys: Thanks!
(They drink it)
(In horror)
Bad Guys: Oh my God, what's in it?
Neo: Morphine!
Bad Guys: Oh no, we're melting, melting!
(Twinity, Neo, and Morphine)
1.2.3 Twinity: We finally beat the bad guys!
Neo: Cool!
Morphine: It's only the beginning…
(Later…, a voice is heard…)
1.2.4 Cool!
On a blank, black computer screen with white lettering and no known sender:
Stop snoring, Neo.
The Inequality confuses you.
Follow the lightening scar, Neo.
Thump, thump, Neo.
Thump from locked front door.
Neo opens front door.
Neo: Oh my God, it's Harry Potter!
Harry Potter: Who'd you expect, a white rabbit?
Neo: Well, actually, yes.
HP: You wanna come with me? We're going to a Blue's Clues Concert.
Neo: Blue's Clues! Why there? Won't we be noticeable?
HP: It was the only place I could get tickets to.
1.1 And off to the Blue's Clues concert they went…
1.2 Twinity enters and walks toward Neo.
Twinity: Come with me Neo. Morphine wants to show you something.
Neo: Who's Morphine?
Twinity: He'll put you out of your pain.
Twinity and Neo leave and meet up with Morphine in a jungle.
Neo: Cool! How'd we get into this awesome jungle?
Twinity: Here's Morphine.
Morphine: Hello, Neo. I know you've been looking for me. I want to brief you on our situation. Basically, the Inequality is a computer system made to look like the beginning of the 21st century. All humans have to be released because the body cannot live without the mind and so far you have not really lived life because your life is all just a lie. We are up against some really strong bad guys and probably won't be able to ever beat them. I've been searching my whole life for someone who will beat them and I think it's you! So what do you think?
Neo: Cool flowers!
Twinity: I think he's ready to see Miss Cleo. Look at those intelligent eyes and remarks.
And off the three of them go to Miss Cleo to find out Neo's future.
1.2.1 Neo: Miss Cleo…Hi, my name is Neo.
Cleo: Wait, don't tell me who you are. You're Neo. Smell good don't they.
(points to stinky socks)
Neo: They do! Cool socks! Will I be the one to, ah…. be the One?
Cleo: Wait! Don't tell me why you're here. You want to know if you're the One. Let's imagine that you are. Wait, I have to sing the song now.
(from Anamaniacs copyright)
1.2.2 I is for imagine
M is for me
A is for the letter A
G is for G
I is for pause imagine
N is for nice
E is for egad!
I said imagine twice!
Neo: Cool song!
Cleo: Back to business. Yes, you are the Second!
Neo: Cool!
(Now, the Height of the story- Neo and the bad guys)
Bad Guy #1- You'll never defeat us.
Neo: How do you know?
Bad Guy #2- Because, Bad Guy #1 just said so.
Neo: Oh, yeah, I guess you're right.
Bad Guy #1- Well, as long as you agree with us, I guess you're okay.
Neo: You wanna go buy some coffee?
Bad Guy #1 and 2: Love to!
(Later, at Starmoney)
Neo: Here's some special coffee made just for you.
Bad Guys: Thanks!
(They drink it)
(In horror)
Bad Guys: Oh my God, what's in it?
Neo: Morphine!
Bad Guys: Oh no, we're melting, melting!
(Twinity, Neo, and Morphine)
1.2.3 Twinity: We finally beat the bad guys!
Neo: Cool!
Morphine: It's only the beginning…
(Later…, a voice is heard…)
1.2.4 Cool!