Disclaimer: Contrary to popular beleif, i am NOT J.K. Rowling. They figured this out when they discovered my soul didn't belong to WB like hers.
Harry Potter and One to Many Movies
Enter: Ron and Hermione walking in a hall
"hermione?"
"yeah, ron?"
"Don't you think this has gone to far?"
"what has, ron?"
"Well, this whole movie thing."
"I don't know, we get payed plenty."
"Yeah, I know, but it just feels..."
"Feels like what?"
"Well, fake."
"well, duh, ron. I mean, look. ::hermione punches wall, wall breaks apart:: Its STYROPHOME!"
"I know, exactly the point I'm trying to make. I mean, I can't even remember my name...or yours for that matter."
"Thats silly, ron. My name is hermione."
"Argh! but this is a movie!"
"i know, ron."
"AHHH!"
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Enter: Ron and hermione walk into gryffindor common room
"Hey, harry"
"Hey ron, hey hermione. whats up?"
"oh, nothing-"
"Uh, could you hold on for just a sec, I'm talking to my agent. ::Stops talking to hermione and ron:: No, randy, i will NOT do a commercial for trojan!"
"Um, right-"
"Hey, didn't i tell you to shut it ron. ::stops talking to ron:: oh, sorry randy man. Clorex, who ARE they?"
"so, hermione, want to go buy france or something"
"i don't know...i payed the USA to bomb russia last week. I'm kinda low on cash"
"well, we will just put our money together."
"Hey, could you two hush! ::starts talking to randy again:: Obviously you don't understand who i am, Randy! I'm Harry Potter! the most loved child actor in the world right now! i can buy your ass and sell it into slavery right now if i want to! so shut it!"
"Argh!"
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Enter: Ron at lake, Hermione shows up
"So, should we start practicing our lines yet?"
"sure mione, whatever you say."
"ok, ill play harry."
"okay"
"::reading lines:: oh my gosh ron! its a secret passage with the squirrells! what do i do?"
"::reading lines:: use your squirrell-speak, harry! its the only way!"
"::reading lines:: yes, we've got to save ginny...the pooh, who just happens to be an animagus"
"::reading lines:: *gasp*"
"::stops reading lines:: ok, i cant take this! does this bitch ever come up with anything new?! jesus!"
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Enter: ron into chris columbus's office
"Hey, chris! screw your movie! i quit!"
"but you will be sad out there"
"im sad here"
"no your not"
"yes i am"
"no your not"
"yes i am"
"no your not"
"yes i am"
"why don't we go in the back and talk about it? then you can't leave"
"its my choice"
"i know it is...so leave and be unhappy"
"Argh! I QUIT! RIP UP MY CONTRACT!"
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Tomorrow on Today, We interview the previous player of Ron Weasly in the Harry Potter movies while he tells us his story about Depression, frustration, and brain-washing on the set
Harry Potter and One to Many Movies
Enter: Ron and Hermione walking in a hall
"hermione?"
"yeah, ron?"
"Don't you think this has gone to far?"
"what has, ron?"
"Well, this whole movie thing."
"I don't know, we get payed plenty."
"Yeah, I know, but it just feels..."
"Feels like what?"
"Well, fake."
"well, duh, ron. I mean, look. ::hermione punches wall, wall breaks apart:: Its STYROPHOME!"
"I know, exactly the point I'm trying to make. I mean, I can't even remember my name...or yours for that matter."
"Thats silly, ron. My name is hermione."
"Argh! but this is a movie!"
"i know, ron."
"AHHH!"
**************
Enter: Ron and hermione walk into gryffindor common room
"Hey, harry"
"Hey ron, hey hermione. whats up?"
"oh, nothing-"
"Uh, could you hold on for just a sec, I'm talking to my agent. ::Stops talking to hermione and ron:: No, randy, i will NOT do a commercial for trojan!"
"Um, right-"
"Hey, didn't i tell you to shut it ron. ::stops talking to ron:: oh, sorry randy man. Clorex, who ARE they?"
"so, hermione, want to go buy france or something"
"i don't know...i payed the USA to bomb russia last week. I'm kinda low on cash"
"well, we will just put our money together."
"Hey, could you two hush! ::starts talking to randy again:: Obviously you don't understand who i am, Randy! I'm Harry Potter! the most loved child actor in the world right now! i can buy your ass and sell it into slavery right now if i want to! so shut it!"
"Argh!"
**********
Enter: Ron at lake, Hermione shows up
"So, should we start practicing our lines yet?"
"sure mione, whatever you say."
"ok, ill play harry."
"okay"
"::reading lines:: oh my gosh ron! its a secret passage with the squirrells! what do i do?"
"::reading lines:: use your squirrell-speak, harry! its the only way!"
"::reading lines:: yes, we've got to save ginny...the pooh, who just happens to be an animagus"
"::reading lines:: *gasp*"
"::stops reading lines:: ok, i cant take this! does this bitch ever come up with anything new?! jesus!"
***************
Enter: ron into chris columbus's office
"Hey, chris! screw your movie! i quit!"
"but you will be sad out there"
"im sad here"
"no your not"
"yes i am"
"no your not"
"yes i am"
"no your not"
"yes i am"
"why don't we go in the back and talk about it? then you can't leave"
"its my choice"
"i know it is...so leave and be unhappy"
"Argh! I QUIT! RIP UP MY CONTRACT!"
***********
Tomorrow on Today, We interview the previous player of Ron Weasly in the Harry Potter movies while he tells us his story about Depression, frustration, and brain-washing on the set