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Summery: Just a few stories I wrote when I was bored and didn't feel like working on my other stories. But I promise ill have them other chaps for em up soon

. . . . . Maybe x3

Some of these stories consist of just plain out-of-the-blue-nes, and some were actually brought up in my other stories. -hint hint-

So, like, enjoy, o-key! XD


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Only Virgin

Rated T

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Senel sat alone on his doorstep sighing. It was the middle of the afternoon and he had just came out of his home while the others where who knew where.

Shirley made her way up the street and saw his sulking on his front steep.

"Hi, Senel!" she called with a wave of her hand.

"Hey, Shirley." Senel said in a not so happy tone.

She looked at him strangly from the top of the sidewalk and walked up next to him. She then sat down next to him.

"What's wrong, Senel?" Shirley asked.

Senel sighed again tapping his shoes against the other for a get moments. "I've been doing some thinking."

"Yes?"

"Im the. . .the only boy virgin of the group!" he said turning to face the Ferines girl sitting next to him.

Shirley's face turned red and her tone became confused. "Wha-what!? What makes you think that!?"

"Well, just look at the possible signs. I mean, Will's got a kid! So you know he's been seeing some action!"

"Uh. Y-yeah. But what about Moses?" Shirley asked with her face still a tomato red.

"Moses." Senel chuckled. "Why do you think Grune's always smiling?"

Shirley shook her head slightly afraid to ask the next question, but she did anyway. "And. . .Jay?"

"Oh, come on! Jays got fan girls left and right! And don't forget he's got Solon. Jay gets it on even when he refuses it all!"

Shirley coughed a few times and planned out her next words carefully. Though she was brought out of thought when Senel moaned loudly and buried his face in his head.

"Lets just face it, Shirley! Im the only male in the group who's going to go through the teen years without getting fu--"

"LETS put it this way Senel!" Shirley interrupted quickly. "You. . .uh. . .you always have me."

She put here hand on Senels knee softly with her cheeks glowing pink. Senel lifted his head slowly out of his hands and looked at her with a blank expression. He then got up slowly to his feet and shoved his hands deep into his pockets.

"Yeah. . . I think I can maybe handle the whole 'virgin' thing for a while longer." He scooted away from her and then walked down the into the city square.

Shirley sat on the steeps bewilder for a moment.

Damn it! So close! she thought to herself.