"I WIN!"said both Ino and Saukra when they ran into the class at the same time. Naruto looked at Sakura and Sakura looked at Naruto's direction and smiled, while Naruto blushed. She's smiling at me!!! But for poor Naruto when Sakura ran to him and he said "Hi Sakura I---" BAM! Naruto was shoved aside. "H-hi Sasuke-kun, can I sit with you?"

"No way Sakura! He's siting with me!"

"No ME!" So a battle of girls argued over Sasuke and Naruto got angery. So he squatted in front of Sasuke. Said boy looked up and said " What do you what Loser?" Naruto was about to reply when someone broke the window. (A/N: I don't know if they had windows so shut up and read!) " Because he LOVES you and h---"

" WHOA! Who are you and what are you talking about?" yelled Sakura.

"Well, B-"

"HEY!"

"My name is Yuki, and I'm talking about Naruto loving Sasuke!" Said boys looked at her like she grew two heads!

"What!!!!"

"Yep! and also Nauto want to censored him and censored on the bed: )"

This was look on all of the faces (except naruto and sasuke) 0.0 and Naruto & Sasuke's were 0////0.

Then Yuki disappeared and reappeared behind Naruto and pushed his head forward, which caused him to kiss Sasuke.

"Woot! It worked!" said Yuki. And to everyones (Except Yuki's) surprise, both Nauto and Sasuke were kissing on the tables!

"He he! My work is done! BYE BYE!" Yuki then disappeared.

At the Hokage's office:

"Wow...that was random..." Said the 3rd Hokage.

Everyone else was ether passed out from a nosebleed, or puking at the ground.

The End!

Well that is it for now! And if you want to be in my other chapters of Silly Naurto Screw ups, comment me and tell me the name for your character and tell me ether your fav. character or fav. moment on Naruto, and I will make a personal Chapter for you!

JaNe