Very Full House
by
Alexander Pennington
(Jesse, Joey, and Michelle walk into the basement, finding Danny there)
Michelle: Happy pop pop with the apple sidewalk and balloons and unicorn trees.
Joey: Oh ho ho! Don't look Michelle! What Michelle means is, Danny, why are you engaging in such complex acrobatics with Barney the Dinosaur with your clothes off?
Danny: You guys wouldn't believe how stressful it is trying to get people to take you seriously after having been on this show! I try and I try. I do adult movies, I do adult humor, and nothing seems to help! No one will take me seriously and I just can't handle it anymore!
Barney: I love everybody! I like the tickle game! I didn't even know I was ticklish on the inside!
Jesse: Ha ha ha! I'm the only one that anyone takes serious after having been on this stupid show!
Joey: Hey Danny! Is that some... wood?
Everyone: Ha ha ha!