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"Dialogue."
'Thoughts.'
'Hinata's Notebook.'
"Notes"
'Lyrics.'
Never Hear A Word We Say
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Chapter One: Meet The Pretty Committee
Konaha Academy stood proudly in its old ivy buildings, disintegrating at the rate of light. It wasn't a normal school, no. It was a special school. Not a school for geniuses or any crap like that. But for spies. Like the ones you see in James Bond movies, mainly James Bond. Beneath the ancient building lay a…
"This sucks." A bored voice said flatly.
"What?" Hinata Hyuuga woke up from her fantasy. She turned to face her best friend, Sasuke Uchiha.
"This sucks." He said again, annoyed.
"What sucks?" Hinata raised her tone.
"Going to boarding school, having a roommate, living in a dorm…" Sasuke groaned. "Just, everything!" His onyx eyes sparked with a hint of senility. A small hair of the top of his head spiked up, like it did when he was anxious, and just plainly going mad.
"Oh! Don't be such a pessimist!" Hinata lightly punched his head playfully. She smiled.
"Ow." Sasuke muttered silently under his breath.
"What?" Hinata asked again.
"NOTHING!" Sasuke yelled. The whole campus turned and faced the awkward seventeen years old. He blushed and hid behind Hinata.
"HE'S SO CUTE!" Several girls yelled, hearts in their eyes and drool coming out of their mouths.
Sasuke coughed. "Lifeless."
Hinata laughed. Her socially-awkward best friend always cheered her up. With his dark blue duck butt haircut, he could never look anymore different. Or be any more invisible.
Hinata and Sasuke, so to speak, were social outcasts. They ate their lunches outside near the remains of the Mizu Building, which burnt down in 1956. They ate from plastic lunch boxes they had from second grade. They never rolled up their sleeves, shortened their pants or skirts, or went without socks. They were two goody two shoes, always steadfast and unmovable in pathetic living.
Hinata glanced down at her outfit. She wore the traditional school uniform. It consisted of a navy and yellow pleated plaid skirt at knee level, a white button-up shirt that cuffed at the elbow, a navy blue vest, a navy corduroy blazer, and white tights. They could were dress shoes of their choice, so today, Hinata wore black flats.
Sasuke's uniform was practically the same, except he wore navy blue slacks and pointed brown dress shoes.
Hinata went back to her black Volvo S80. She checked her teeth in the mirror and checked to see if her black rectangular framed glasses were crooked. It was all good. She smiled at herself and walked back to Sasuke.
Sasuke, meanwhile, looked as if he had seen a ghost. He was deadly pale, and almost… trembling. His peach lips formed the puppy dog look that only a five year old could do.
"Sasuke?" Hinata asked, confused. She scratched her head as her eyebrows furled together. She turned around and realized what he was staring at.
It was the Pretty Committee, as Hinata and Sasuke called them. They were all drop dead gorgeous, all popular, had all the friends and money they could want, and tortured Hinata and Sasuke with great pleasure.
Hinata scanned them deeply, taking notes in her shiny black notebook.
'Gaara. Mr. I'm too Punk For you will never change. At least till he loses the cheap eyeliner and starts acting normal. I'll probably burn it for him.
Temari. Superficial. Maneater. Slutface. I will puke on her head.
Kankarou. Needs to stop playing with those dolls or puppets, the manwhore. I'll bite of their heads.
Shikamaru. The lazy pimp is never get anywhere in life. I hope he never does get anywhere.
Ino. The slutfaced whorish hoebag. She needs to start dressing in some real clothes. I bet she will, once the maternity store is finished.
Chouji. The fat loser. I have no idea how he got into the Pretty Committee. I hope they kick him out.
Sai. The pale faced dick. Hopefully, he'll come out of the closet this year, so Ino can stop hitting on him.
Karin. She needs to get a real haircut. Nuff' said.
Suigetsu. Needs to stop being a golddigger.
Kiba. Sex obsessed. Need I say anything more?
Shino. Looks like a drug dealer. Probably is one.
Rock Lee. How the hack is he in this clique. I mean, look at him. Total dork. I bet they let him in just because it makes them seem nice. Poor kid.
Neji. My backstabber cousin. He hates me. I hate him more.
Tenten. The 'I'm So Innocent Girl' is still playing her game well. Wait until I reveal whose bed SHE was sleeping in all summer.
Naruto. He's, dare I say it, kinda hot! Still loud and obnoxious. But then again, it's Naruto.'
Hinata stared blankly up from her notebook. She saw the Pretty Committee hugging and reuniting after their long Summer vacations to places like Bermuda and France. Some exchanged kisses.
"Gross." Sasuke muttered. Hinata nodded in agreement.
Hinata stared at her notebook. Her messy, boy-style handwriting stared up at her. Something was missing. But what.
The answer soon came.
A stunning silver Ferrari pulled up. Out stepped the Queen of Cool. The Goddess. The Queen Bee. The Center of Konaha Academy.
Sakura Haruno.
The fabulous woman stepped out of her car. She wore oversized gold Chanel sunglasses. Her pink hair was in big curls, and partially pulled back by a white headband. She wore a uniform, though it looked very different form what Hinata was wearing. So much different.
Her skirt was rolled up halfway to her thigh. Her shirt was unbuttoned enough to reveal some cleavage from her almost flat chest. Her blazer hung over her shoulder, and her vest had an assortment of wholes over it. She wore navy blue round toe pumps, and no socks.
You wouldn't think it would be such a major difference. But it was.
"Hey!" she called in her sickly sweet voice. She waved her hand with her arm straight up. She looked like a major idiot.
"SAKURA!" The majority of the Pretty Committee yelled. Two of the girls, Tenten and Ino, dashed over to her.
"It's been so long!" Ino said, catching her in a breath-taking, knock the wind outta ya, hug. The held each other tightly, and refused to let go.
"Lesbos." Sasuke whispered to Hinata. She giggled.
"What you laughing at, Hinabla?" Sakura turned around, and strutted towards her. Her sickly sweet tone was gone, and was replaced by a mean voice that screamed you don't wanna mess with me!
"Hinata. And nothing really. Just the fact that your FOREHEAD seems to have gotten bigger over the holidays." Hinata smirked.
Sakura gave a fake, movie star type gasp. She felt her forehead.
"Don't listen to that LBR. She's just jealous of you." Ino chimed in. She flipped her long, platinum blonde hair over her shoulder. Her sparkly light turquoise barrette glittered in the morning sun. Her blue eyes matched perfectly.
"Jealous of what? Being a slut?" Hinata called as they walked away.
"Watch."
"Your."
"Back."
Sakura, Ino, and Tenten each said one world. They stung Hinata. Frightened, even. Her dumbfounded look caused the girls to laugh. They turned and walked back towards the Pretty Committee.
It was silent for a moment.
"What does LBR stand for?" Sasuke chimed in. Hinata's heart leaped. She had almost forgotten Sasuke was there.
Hinata grunted something he couldn't distinguish. She coldly walked towards the building as the bell rung. Sasuke followed after her.
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Hinata hurried up to Room 314. She walked swiftly and with grace, like most girls wish they could walk.
She opened the door and found she was the first one there.
"Welcome back, Hinata-chan." A reluctant voice called.
"Same to you, Kakashi-sensei." She replied cheerfully. Her bored teacher peered up from behind his little orange book. "Still teaching math?" she asked, with a laugh.
"Yep. Still friends with Duckbutt?" he answered.
"Why must we always ridicule my hair?" Sasuke asked as he swept into the classroom, obviously annoyed.
"It would be taboo not to!" Hinata teased playfully. Sasuke gave her a mean glare, and then smiled.
"Welcome back, Sasuke. How was your summer?" Kakashi asked.
Sasuke didn't bother to answer. Neji and Kiba just walked through the door.
"Take your seats." Kakashi said. Kiba, strangely, sat to the left of Hinata in the left front row. Neji sat in the right back row. Sasuke sat in the middle seat of the left middle row, so he could pass notes to Hinata.
Ten minutes later, the classroom was almost full. The starting bell had rung, and it was the new school year.
"Welcome back, students! You're in my homeroom this year." Kakashi pumped his fists. The class cheered, probably because they didn't have Might Guy.
"Now, before we get started-" Kakashi was cut off by the door opening.
Tenten, Temari, Karin, Ino, and Sakura stepped in the classroom. They were giggling, and taking very small steps.
"Nice of you to join us, ladies." Kakashi sarcastically said. Temari whispered something to Karin, who let out a plain large laugh.
"Find your seats." The boys yelled to them, wanting eagerly to see if they could see up their skirts. They took their seats. The classroom chart looked like this.
Kin Dosu Zaku Karin Chouji Kankuuro Neji Shikamaru Temari
Naruto Sasuke Sakura Sakon/Ukon Tayuya Jirabo Suigetsu Gaara Kimmimaro
Kiba Hinata Shino Ino Sai Haku Rock Lee Tenten Matsuri
Hinata felt a tap on her back. She patted her shoulder twice. A piece of paper slid under her hand. It was folded choppily and hastily. She unfolded under the desk, and silently read it.
"Sakura Haruno? Naruto Uzumaki? Kill me now!"
Hinata read the note. She turned back to look at Sasuke, who was taping a pen on his desk and had his hand on his face.
She turned back and furiously scribbled back a reply.
She tossed it back. It landed in front of him. He quickly scooped it up and read.
"Oh! Quit whining! I have sex addict Kiba and drug dealer Shino! Even though, I do feel sorry for you. You have two loud idiots next to year. I wonder WHY they sat there. Maybe she thinks you're hot. )"
Sasuke gaped openmouthed at Hinata, who giggled. He bumped his two fists together. She gave a fake surprised look and turned back to Kakashi-sensei.
Kakashi-sensei was mumbling on about dorm rules, which each of the students had listened to many times before. She laughed to herself as she remembered how eager everyone was when they first heard them. They were all so excited to get their dorms. Now, it was quite a drag.
Kakashi now stopped abruptly. Everyone stared at him. Shikamaru woke up from his sleep.
"Are you ready to go to your dorms?" He asked. The whole class cheered.
"Let's go then." He said.
The class sprinted out of their seats. They charged down the hall, and down two sets of stairs. They went across the courtyard, around the fountain, with Neji leading the way, like he always did. They turned right and then took a sharp turn left. They then waited a minute for the large main doors to open, and then they resumed their sprint. Down the marble steps, they ran to the left of the main building. After a couple minutes, they stood in front of their dorm.
"Welcome to Carmindy Dorm." Kakashi said. He was there before anyone of them, even though he walked. "This is the second oldest dorm on campus." Everyone groaned.
"Despite that, I can guarantee you; this is the second best dorm on campus. Because, as you know, nothing compares to Normindy Dorm."
Normindy Dorm was the senior dorm. It was over one hundred years old. No one was allowed inside it, except the Headmistress and the seniors. It was the main point of the Academy for the students. It was their goal, since they were little, to live in Normindy Dorm.
"Now, only you are allowed in these dorms, got it?" Kakashi started to pace. The class replied diligently. "You must respect them, and treat them well. Cause if you're bad here, you'll never get to Normindy Dorm." The class brimmed with excitement.
"Do you want to know your roommates now?"
This was the kill point. From the end of the school year, all throughout summer, when you stepped back on to the campus, it was what you wondered. "Who is going to be my roommate?" They would mutter it, dream it. Because, always, roommates were either your best friend, or your worst enemy. It determined fate for a year. Cuz' a bad roommate is like a bad job. Can't escape it.
Kakashi didn't need an answer. The raw energy was enough to make him start reading.
"Suite A belongs to the girls."
Some girls exchanged high fives.
"Room A1: Temari and Tayuya."
"WHAT!" They both screamed at the same time. They both hated each other. WITH PASSION.
Kakashi continued reading:
"Room A2: Tenten and Karin."
The two girls mumbled with dull expressions on their faces.
"Room A3: Matsuri and Ino."
"Yes." They both said quietly, and exchanged smiles.
"Room A4: Hinata and Sakura."
The class fell silent. The LBR and the Queen Bee. Paired together. In a room. For a whole entire year.
It was unheard of.
The girls of the Pretty Committee complained to Kakashi about how that was completely unfair for a loser like Hinata to be paired with Sakura.
"She's an idiot!"
"She's dull!"
"She'll kill her!"
"She dresses weird!"
"She'll convert her to a cult!"
"She's…different." Sakura mumbled. The girls fell silent. They bowed their heads and became really quiet.
"So, that's that. Moving on to boys suites-"
"But what about me?" Kin complained.
"You can stay in Haku's spare bedroom, because he's your watch." Kakashi said plainly. The class ooed and awed at Haku, who blushed.
Watch was the term used for the student supervisor of the dorm. They were respected and revered by all. And also appeared good on job applications.
"Okay, moving on to Suite B.
Room B1: Dosu and Zaku."
Everyone had expected this. The crickets chirped, and a cat fell down dead.
"Room B2: Suigetsu and Sai."
"OHEMGEE A CAT DIED ON MY SHOES!" Karin yelled at the top of her lungs. She squealed like a little girl being taunted on the playground by the boys with the garden snake on a stick.
"Room B3: Kankuuro and Shino."
"They'll die." Kiba commented. Hinata nodded in agreement.
"Room B4: Jirabo and Chouji."
"Do we get a refrigerator?" They both chimed. They turned and gave each other death glares.
"Suite C.
Room C1: Rock Lee and Gaara."
"THE SEXY BEASTS!" somebody yelled from the main building.
"Room C2: Sakon/Ukon and Kimmimaro."
Everyone stared at the disfigured members of the class. Temari started drooling in her sleep.
"Room C3: Neji and Shikamaru."
They lay sleeping on the floor, with very slimy water over them.
"Room C4: Sasuke and Naruto."
"WHAT!" Naruto yelled. "THER MUST BE A MISTAKE! REPLACE ME WITH SOMEONE ELSE!"
"OHMYGOSHTHERISDROOLONMYHEAD!" Neji screamed. Shikamaru lay peacefully asleep. He probably liked Temari drool.
"Good to see you all like your roommates. Kiba will be staying in the Room Quarter with his dog. Have a good afternoon."
And he left.
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