The Kirkland Family Meeting

by Mein Liebling

Good grief, it was the horror that all nations tried to forget, the dreaded time that came every ten years... The time when all the government officials of the United Kingdom (And Ireland, because he would throw a fit if not invited) forced the personifications of England, Scotland, Wales, N. Ireland, and Ireland- (And Sealand!) to come together for the Kirkland Family Meeting...

1. Prolouge

This is just the prologue, so don't worry. The next chapters will be longer. Since there aren't many stories revolving around ALL six of the UK people, (I consider them as such. Saves so much space when typing.) I decided to write a story involving the Kirkland Family Meeting.

(Don't worry Sealand. You'll sneak in somewhere.)

I don't own Hetalia or any of the characters!

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"Give that back!"

"Aye lad- Give the goat back-"

"Scotland! How many times do we have to go over this? I'm not a bloody goat-!"

"Wales! Don't you start-"

"Oh, shut up Ireland-"

"Shut up? How about you 'Shut Up'-"

"You've all been hanging out with America for so long-"

"Just give the goat-"

"Scotland! We just went over this-!"

"You bloody wankers! Be quiet-"

"Oh, the Black Sheep of Europe is finally speaking-!"

"You-!"

And that was the start of the Kirkland Family meeting.

Hopefully all five of the family members will come out in one piece. At least they could take comfort in the thought that the other nations had placed bets on who would survive. At least one was placed on Wales and the Irelands.

Let's listen in on more of the meeting, shall we?