ERSTE!(First): I wake up~(Well, duh!)
"Ahh, what an awesome day to be awesome!"
ZWEITE!(Second): I brush my teeth~
"Bruder, we're almost out of toothpaste!" It was pretty much empty anyways so I threw it out.
DRITTE!(Third): I get dressed~
"Getting dressed~!" I love announcing what I do. Makes me sound more awesome.
VIERTE!(Fourth): Breakfast time~!
"OH. MEIN. GOTT! THESE PANCAKES ARE DELICIOUS!" Bruder then tells me to haltz maul and chew with my mouth closed.
AND FINALLY, F NFTE!(Fifth): I leave the house to start my awesome adventure~
"Auf Wiedersehen, Bruder! Ich liebe dich~!"
"Haltz maul, dummkopf." he would always say after. Meanie.
And so, that was my awesome morning! But don't leave yet, of course! My day has just begun!
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I start the rest of my morning bothering the hell out of Austria.
"HALLOOOO, AUSTRIA~! May I have your vital regions, bitte? And maybe a part of Silesia?" I'd always bat my eyes at him as I said this. Austria's the BEST person to annoy. Why, you say? Well, one thing is: he argues back with you! Oh, how I just love that! Usually, my little Austria starts to get irritated about now.
"No way," he says, sighing his usual ticked off sigh. "Silesia's mine. So are my vital regions so stop trying to claim them." Jackpot. Now, I kick my awesomness into overdrive.
"Fine...I'll just go away...since you don't like me, Austria." I start to walk towards the window- where I originally came from- and hung my shoulders low.
"Wait," he said. "you don't need to get all sad about it. Here, come and listen to me play the piano." As I looked back, my eyes filled with happiness again. Austria had pulled up a chair next to his Grand Piano and patted it, gesturing me to sit down. Hook. Line. Sinker! Works every time!
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Alright, now the early afternoon has come~! It's even more exciting than my morning! First, though, I usually get chased out of Austria's house by that crazy lady, Hungary. She keeps saying she want's her 'Happy Place' back and smacks me with her ficken frying pan she carries around with her. What the hell is a 'Happy Place'? Anyways, I really start my afternoon back home with my Bruder.