A/N: This fanfic is like a collage, it's a lot of different things stuck together. All these together form a window into a little alternate universe I created.

Pairings: not telling XP but I don't suggest you read on if you're offended by boyXboy relationships…They're kind of obvious anyway.

Disclaimer: Ouran High School Host Club belongs to Bisco Hatori.

AVERAGE

Kaoru is of average height.

Kaoru is of average intelligence.

Kaoru is average.

Kaoru is so average he's invisible.

Invisible. Not noticed. Not ever.

But what about his face?

Is his face average too?

Don't ask Kaoru,

He doesn't know.

He doesn't look.

How could he bear it?

How could he bear it if his face was average too?