Chapter one - Beetin Gandalf!
This is my furst fanfic so maby i do sum rong.
It was a gud day and Hirole was pissful and Lonk was in his haus with Drak Lonk then sedanly teh phone rong. Link answered it and then Zolda sad that Hirole was in treble aggin! Insanely Lunk left his hoes and went 2 safe teh wold. Quackly He got his Mustard sord and High Sheeld and run out 2 safe Hirole frum Ganondalf.
Everyon in his ton wished gud lukes and gud byes and saltations 2 Lonk. He fit bokblins and otter monsters in teh farrest while shatting and granting "HYAH" lik he always dose in teh vidja games. Then Lenk cum near the Toilet Zone.
Sudanly Minda apered infront of Lonk. "Im guna halp 2 safe Hi Rule with u Dink!" Teh toilet princess shatted dentalminedly and join Links patty 2 safe teh wold Midna usa her powars and telepat Oink and Minda 2 teh Forecast Temple.
Lonk beet the Forst Tempal and continent his journey 2 keel Gandalf. He ran and ran and finaley reeched Gaynondalf and he was tyred and painted. Gangnamdorf was STANDING RITE IN FRUNT OF HIM!
"Hyah hyeeeh nyaa!" Lenk shatted 2 Gandalf cuz he cant talk and drew his Mustard Sord so Ganon pooped in his pans.
"Mwahaha ur mad outta poop and im the strongest so u cant beet me!" Gandalf shatted and teh fit stratted. Lonk sorded Ganon and shat arrows at him Gangnom. Ganon panched Oink and Oink sorded Ganon with his poreful Mustard Sord. Finaly Ganon neeled down. Was he Beeten?
NOP!
"Mwahaha you havent seen my finale farm!" Gangnam shatted and he sudanly turd in2 SPORK GANGNAM!
"Hat hyah!" Link shatted and still brave and sorded Ganon with his sord and it was supper effectif! Ganondalf is kill!
"NO u keel ME!" anonG shatted and he exploded in2 pisses. Lenk and Madona vike tory! Lonk safe Hi Role!
Lonk retard 2 his ton and wanted 2 marring who was playing Zolda Macarena of Tim in his hom even if their both guys but its ok.
Sudanly a bird floo 2 Links face when he was asking and he becum uncorteous!
2 be continude...