Thunder pop crackle snap.
Harry's uncle, a disgustingcreature that went by the name of Vernon, was violently pounding on the young boy's room door. Well, staircase closet door to be more specific.
The eleven year old child had already arose from his slumber before this ever so rude wake-up call, calling out this information through the paper thin walls before Vernon threatened to bust down the door and drag him out by his ears. He did that once, and Harry's ears had been elf-shaped ever since.
But there was a secret lurking inside his room, one that Harry was more than aware of though his uncle, aunt, and annoying pig cousin were oblivious to the secrets he held.
For you see, dear reader, the thing that Harry was hiding within the only place he could barely call his own was a secret so big I'm not sure you'll be able to handle it.
Oh, you think I'm joking?
Very well then...
Harry Potter, the beloved wizard that sparked a whole new meaning to magic, is actually Darth Vader reincarnated back onto this earth.