Ohayo! XDXC (tis my current mood)
This is my first FMA fanfic, and is as weird as all hell, but I can't help it.
Disclaimer: I do not own FMA, but I own volume one of the manga XD. And I own a bottle of soymilk, which is gradually decreasing in volume!
It's not milkEd marched into Roy's office, growling loudly and noisily.
"What is it, Fullmetal?" Roy asked, his trademark smirk gracing his face.
"Don't ask me, Bastard Taisa. Riza told me that you wanted me, that you had a mission for me." He continued to growl around his words.
"Ah yes, now I remember, I do indeed have a mission for you." He pulled out a glass of some sort of white liquid that Ed believed he recognised at once, and his growling became even louder. "drink this."
" I WILL NOT DRINK THAT DISGUSTING POISON, WHICH I WILL NOT EVEN NAME OUT OF DISGUST!"
"You mean milk?" Roy smiled sweetly. " but it will make you taller. And anyone can see you need that. Besides…"
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THATA SINGLE DROP OF THAT POISON COULD DROWN THEM?"
"I never said that, and anyway, you didn't let me finish. I was going to say that this isn't milk, exactly." The last word was said in a whisper, unheard. "so just try it."
Ed's eyebrow twitched as his mind whirred. Roy chuckled to see what an act like thinking could make Ed do.
Roy says its not milk, so why not try it. I'm sure it won't hurt you/me. The rational side of his brain said.
But, it could be. We can't trust the Bastard Taisa not to lie. He might be trying to trick us to get a reaction. The logical side of his brain countered ((A/N: notice that his creative side stays silent))
"well?" Roy asked. "if you don't drink it soon I may have to give you a demotion for not complying with a superior's orders. But, if you drink it, I wont have to go to such drastic measures as that."
"Goddammit, just give me the fricken glass!" ed grabbed the glass of Roy and chugged it, leaving a moustache of the milklike substance around his mouth.
"Taisa! You said it wasn't milk. It tasted like milk" his voice started of angry, but the last sentence was a whine.
"Well ed, that was milk that they get from a bean. One that looks slightly like you.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A CHIBIFIED FRICKEN BEAN WHO IS SO SMALL THAT A TINY BREEZE COULD BLOW IT HALFWAY AROUND THE MOON."
"you, of course," Roy countered, still smirking. He was waiting for Fullmetal to pick up of the fact that the substance he had drunk had the word milk in its description.
"EEP." It finally struck ed that he had drunk the 'milk'. And suddenly looked shocked.
"you said it wasn't MILK!"
"Its not, my Fullmetal chibi, Its SOY milk. There's a difference."
"IT'S STILL MILK!"
"NO IT'S NOT. ITS MADE OUT OF A GODDAM BEAN."
"MILK IS BAD!"
"BUT IT'S NOT MILK, ITS SOY MILK, AND SOY MOLK IS GOOD"
"IT'S STILL MILK"
"NO ITS NOT!"
Outside, Riza Hawkeye shook her head. It had been worth a try, but alas.
A/N: well? Was it good, was it bad, do I have an inhuman obsession with the milk of a soy bean? You can tell me all of this in a review! You know you want to!
DQD