Author's Notes: I thought the Stargate Atlantis episode "Irresistible" was pretty interesting so I wrote this little song where I changed the lyrics of the Jessica Simpson song "Irresistible" to refer to the episode.

The Ballad of Irresistible

The Atlantis team didn't know what it was
but everything about Lucius was so irresistible

Sheppard tried to tell them that he's not alright
Lucius had six Stepford Wives inside
But he made Becket weak with desire
He knew they were supposed to make him wait
Let him think they like his potions

But he couldn't stop fanning the fire

He knew he couldn't let him come (to Atlantis)

But Lucius's irresistible
a wise and kind personal
now inescapable
But Sheppard could hardly breathe

Not really physical
But more like pheromone-al
His potion's powerful
and irresistible to them (yeah, yeah, Sheppard could hardly breathe)

He found an herb on a world and baked it into bread
He liked to experiment he said
Then they couldn't stop themselves from falling (falling)
Weir, Teyla, his wives thought they felt the same
But he's playing a dangerous game (with Wraith)
But when they felt his presence around them
They wanted to help him all the time (They wanted to help...)

'Cause Lucius's irresistible (irresistible)
A wise and kind personal
Now inescapable
But Sheppard could hardly breathe (Because he had a cold)
Not really physical
But more like pheromone-al (oh, oh yeah)
His potion's powerful
Irresistible to them

Can't you see whenever he's close to them
they really found it hard to stay sane
Lucius's so irresistible
unfortunately, it was just pheromone-al
His potion is powerful

Lucius's so irresistible

Lucius's so irresistible (yeah, yeah)
A wise and kind personal (oh yeah)
Now inescapable
But Sheppard could hardly breathe (Because he had a cold)
Not really physical (oh yeah)
But more like pheromone-al
His potion's powerful
Irresistible to them

Lucius's irresistible
A wise and kind personal (yeah, yeah)

Now inescapable (irresistible to them)
But Sheppard could hardly breathe
not really physical
but more like pheromone-al
His potion's powerful
Irresistible to them...