Hello! This is a random one shot i started to write. Hehe enjoy! review plz no flames...its pretty cool. so need to flame hehe

also danke to hogwarts-chica-94 she helped a bit hehe.

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i do not own the hp just the plot.

Why was he looking at me? He had Pansy talking to him non-freaking-stop to him and he was still looking at me. He was maybe staring at Harry? Nah, he was looking at me. He was just being Draco, creep. I got up and hurried out of the Great Hall, just when I thought I got away from when I heard footsteps.

"Hello Ginevra." I turned around, slightly pink in the face. I hate that name. if it were a person I would Avada Kedavra it. Wait it is, shit.

"What do you want…Malfoyka? Malfoya? Mafli?"

"ITS MALFOY YOU FILTH!!" Oh hell no. Oh, well he had some filth on his shoulder anyways.

"Well, I was trying to make it more interesting. I mean, Malfoy what type of name is that? Please!" I said with a snort.

"It's one of a pure-blood wizard, not a blood-traitors."

"Yeah, guess what, your pure-blood father is in Azkaban and my blood-traitor father is at work. HA! Anyways Malfoy is still a gay name."

"Well so is Ginevra."

"Well then." He had a smirk on his face. "Crap it is a pretty gay name."

"Only a blood-traitor would choose that name."

"Wait, isn't Draco the name of a Johnny company? I think there were some in Fred and George's room." BEAT THAT BITCH.

"Many people are named after condoms." He said slightly pink in the face and looked down.

"Yes of course I mean Durex is in my Herbology class. You know Ravenclaw? Tall, pretty good-looking. Oh yes and there is Slytherin called Latex right?" he blushed so red that he looked like he got sun burned.

"They are perfectly common names Weasley. What about Weasley? Sounds like weasel."

"Weasels are cute."

"Condoms are useful."

"Condoms can break (if cheap), they are one use only and they are part of birth control. I doubt weasels are any of those." BURN! Just the look on his face was PRICELESS. He came closer to me and slung his arm on my shoulders.

"So Gin, who you gotten drunk with lately? Bet Dean wasn't lying about your legs. But then again he could have been under the influence of Gin." Shit. How did he know Muggle alcohol names?

"Get off condom!"

"Oh why Gin? You make me feel so drunk, love drunk." He winked at me.

"Piss off." He pushed me onto a nearby wall and whispered in my ear.

"Let's see if you taste like Gin, hum?" he leaned in and kissed me. I let his tounge enter my mouth. Lord did he taste good. I pulled away.

"Why am I kissing a condom?"

"With what I hope will happen next condoms are way more useful than weasels."

"You perv!" I said with a huge grin on my face and kissed him again. He pulled away second later. Damn.

"Oh and by the way, you taste way better than Gin."

"Ok, can we now get back to kissing? Please?"

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