A/N: Something I did while listening to Queen.
Enjoy.
Ogre Child/Jen/Leah/Carley: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality. Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see.
Jen: I'm just a poor boy...
Shrek (pushing Jen out of the way): I need no sympathy.
Ogre Child/Leah/Carley/Jen: Because I'm easy come. Easy go.
Ogre Child/Carley: Little high.
Jen/Leah: Little low.
Jen: Any way the wind blows. Doesn't really matter to me...
Shrek (butts in): to me...
Jen: Will you get out of here?! It's my turn to sing!!
Shrek: No!! So, get used to it!
Ogre Child playing the piano with an annoyed look on her face. Jen was about to sing when...
Izz: Mama. Just killed a man.
Jen: What the hell?!
Izz: Put a gun against his head. Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
Jen: You're stealing my lines!!
Izz: Mama. Life had just begun.
Gaara: But now, you've gone and thrown it all away.
Jen: What's he doing here?!
Gaara: Mama. Ooooh!!
Izz: Didn't mean to make you cry. If I'm not back again this time tomorrow.
Gaara: Carry on, carry on.
Gaara/Izz: As if nothing really matters.
Ogre Child still playing the piano with now an amused look on her face from her husband trying to sing again.
Then...
Jo: Too late. My time has come.
Jen: Wait. What's the girl from Burst Angel doing here?
Jo: Sends shivers down my spine. Bodies aching all the time. Goodbye, everybody. I've got to go.
Jen: Hey! Isn't anyone listening to me.
Carley: Sorry, Jen. They're too wrapped up in the song to care.
Jen: Aww. (Hangs head in shame)
Maria: Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.
Gaara: Mama! Oooh!!
Leah/Carley: Any way the wind blows.
Gaara: I don't want to die.
Gaara/Izz: I Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all!!
Ogre Child playing guitar solo as a crowd of people gathered around her and began cheering. Most of them even pulled out lighters they had and lite them up like they do in a concert. Then at the end of the solo, the setting and music changed.
Jen: I see a little silhouetto of a man.
Ogre Child/Leah/Carley: Scaramouche, scaramouche. Will you do the fandango. Thunderbolt and lightening. Very, very frightening me.
Carley: Galileo.
Jen: Galileo.
Carley: Galileo.
Shrek: Galileo.
Jen/Carley/Shrek: Galileo figaro.
Leah/Ogre Child: Magnifico-o-o-o
Shrek: I'm just a poor boy. Nobody loves me.
Ogre Child/Jen/Carley/Leah: He's just a poor boy from a poor family. Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
Shrek (covered in chains): Easy, come. Easy go. Will you let me go.
Charming/Repunzal: Bismillah! Noo! We will not let you go.
Fiona/Carley: Let him go!
Charming/Repunzal: Bismillah! We will not let him go!
Fiona/Carley! Let him go!
Charming/Repunzal: Bismillah! We will not let him go.
Shrek: Let me go!
Charming/Repunzal: Will not let you go.
Shrek: Let me go!
Charming/Repunzal: Will not let you go.
Shrek: Let me go-o-o-o
Fiona: No.
Carley: No.
Leah: No.
Ogre Child: No.
Izz: No.
Donkey: No.
Jo: No.
Jen: Oh, Mama Mia, Mama Mia.
Shrek/Megumi: Mama Mia, let me go.
Ogre Child/Jen/Carley/Leah: Beelzebub. Has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me-e-e..!!!
Ogre Child doing a hard rock guitar solo as the crowd cheered louder around her.
Carley: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye.
Leah: So you think you can love me and leave me to die.
Carley: Oooh, baby!
Leah: Can't do this to me, baby!!
Carley: I just gotta get out. I just gotta get right out of here.
Ogre Child continues to do the guitar solo for a couple more minutes until she subsided from it and played the piano for the remaining part of the song.
Shrek: Nothing really matters. Anyone can see. Nothing really matters. Nothing really matters...
Fiona:To me.
Ogre Child playing the guitar softly again until the end.
Ogre Child: Anyway the wind blows.
(gently hits a gong ending the song)