Wooo!!! first fanfic!! Hope you like, without any more waffling, here's the disclaimers!!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own naruto, or twilight.
Team 7's first day
Kakashi stood while the Hokage told everyone which team they were in. He listened as all the best one's where given to other people.
"Kakashi, your team will be Uchicha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto and ... Sakura."
"This is 'cos I was late, huh?" Kakashi asked as all the other senseis left the room to go to their new teams. The Hokage turned to him.
"No. Call this karma. For ALL the times you've been late (^^)"
Kakashi sighed, and then started to walk to the classroom where his team would be waiting.
On his way there he stopped by the memorial (for the second time that day) and thought.
Uchicha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto and that Sakura girl. Jeez, what a team. An emo, a fan girl and an ADD sufferer. Whoopee. Kakashi put together what he knew of each shinobi.
Sasuke: known emo; pretty good student, but not friendly-Kakashi knew he had no friends (fan girls don't count ).
Naruto: only THE most easily distracted shinobi in the ENTIRE village (if not the world). It was beyond Kakashi how the boy had even managed to get his forehead protector. Secretly, Kakashi suspected that Iruka had fixed the exam so the blond haired jinchuuriki would pass his test-he knew that Iruka had a soft spot for the fellow orphan.
And then there was Sakura. Kakashi sighted. She was Sasuke's BIGGEST fan girl, she ADORED the boy- he could do no wrong in her eyes. No way was he taking this team! He just couldn't be bother, if he was honest.
Well, he'd just have to get rid of them. Kakashi chuckled quietly to himself, just like he'd got rid of the last teams the Hokage had landed on him.
Authoresses Note: wow. Is it just me, or does Kakashi sound kinda like a serial killer there? Now THAT is an awesome image. Hmm...I like this, I kinda feel like god...power-rush!!! *coughs* yes, back to the spoof *evil laughter fades away*
Kakashi finally made it to the classroom, late. On his way, he'd had to: go home to fetch his favourite book (he had a feeling he'd need it today), he'd taken a lost puppy to the pound, saved an old lady from a tree, then saved the old lady's cat, then he'd gone to the shop and bought a mountain of food as he was hungry. And now here he was. Kakashi sighed and pushed open the door...
*flashback!*
Naruto looked out of the classroom door and frowned.
"Why is our team 7 sensei SO DAMN LATE!!?"
"Naruto," Sakura sighed, this was the hundredth time he'd said that, "just sit down or something."
"All the other shinobi have gone off with THEIR senseis," Naruto sulked, "AND Iruka sensei's gone too."
He stopped sulking and walked over to the blackboard with a mischievous grin.
"What are you doing NOW, Naruto?" Sakura asked, slightly worried. Sasuke looked up in annoyance; couldn't they see his was trying to imagine torture techniques?
Standing on a stool, Naruto carefully jammed a board rubber into the crack where the door opened, giggling.
"That's what you get for being late." He said, jumping down.
"If sensei asks, I'm telling. I'm not involved in this." Sakura said disapprovingly (INNER SAKURA: hahaha!! I love this stuff!! Why didn't I do something like that?)
"Pfft. Like a JOUNIN would fall for such an idiotic booby trap." Sasuke said, angry that they had interrupted his imaginings for this.
"Haha!!" Naruto laughed, "You said booby!!"
Sasuke and Sakura stared at him (*-_-*)
*end flashback*
Kakashi pushed open the door. As he did, a board rubber hit him on the head, covering him in chalk dust. -_- Naruto, he thought, his suspicions confirmed when the blond boy shouted out,
"Wha-haha-hahah-aha!!! You fell for it, YOU FELL FOR IT!!"
Kakashi tried not to sigh, he really couldn't be arsed today. Well, let's get this over with.
"I'm so sorry sensei! I tried to stop Naruto but..." Sakura said, goody-two-shoesy like. (INNER SAKURA: WOW!!! That was AWESOME!! I really didn't think a Naruto prank would work that well!)
Holy. Hell. Please tell me this guy isn't our sensei. He can't possibley be a Jounin. He's way too unreliable. Sasuke thought, his face blank and expressionless.
"Well," Kakashi said, rubbing his masked chin, I knew I wouldn't like you guys, "First impressions are everything and...I get the impression that I don't like you guys."
The shinobis looked kinda disheartened by this.
"Come on. Let's go." Kakashi led his team out of the classroom, onto a terrace. I can always throw myself off if it gets too much...or I could throw one of them off...
"Right, since we're a team now, let's get to know each other."
"What do you want to know sensei?" Sakura asked immediately. I just know this kid is gonna ask why the most, Kakashi thought unhappily, I HATE kids that ask why.
What he SAID was:
"Well...how about your names, your likes, dislikes, dreams for the future, you know, stuff like that."
"Why don't you go first?" Naruto asked him, surprising the Jounin, who hadn't expected this genin to have concentrated long enough to hear all his speech.
"Yeah, you're kinda suspicious looking." Sakura added.
And you're all annoying me, Kakashi thought.
"Yeah, you could be a pervert, or something." Naruto said.
Kakashi had to reassess the boy. He definitely had a longer concentration span that Kakashi had thought.
"I'm not a pervert. My name is Hatake Kakashi. You're all too young to hear my likes and dislikes (this immediately got all the genins minds thinking, why?-including Sasuke's. Although he will never admit that) I have no dreams for the future as I take each day as it comes and I have many hobbies."
"All he's told us is his name!" Sakura whispered to the two boys angrily, but neither were listening. Sasuke had gone back to imagining torture methods and Naruto was looking for pretty pictures in the clouds.
"Now it's your turns!" Kakashi said, trying to sound bright, "who wants to go first?" I bet its Naruto...
"Oo! Me! ME!" Sure enough, the blond haired boy was the first to put his hand up and was bouncing around enthusiastically, reminding Kakashi of the puppy he'd found earlier. Kakashi sighed.
"Go on then."
"YOSH! My name is Uzumaki Naruto. What I like is cup ramen...what I like even more is when Iruka sensei buys it me! What I dislike is..." Naruto thought about this, it's going to be something about ramen, isn't it? Kakashi thought despairingly, "waiting three minutes for the ramen to cook!"
I knew it. Kakashi had the sudden urge to bang his head on the wall that enclosed the terrace, does he only think about ramen?
"And my dream..." is to be the spokesman of ramen? To actually be ramen? To beat the world record for the most amount of ramen ever eaten? To have a bed of ramen? To experience death by ramen? Kakashi thought, that wall looking more and more tempting.
"Is to surpass Hokage and have everyone in the village acknowledge my existence!"
What?!! It wasn't anything to do with ramen!? WTF!!!??Holy hell! I have to reassess him AGAIN? Kakashi, tried not to change his expression, OR look longingly at the terrace wall (I'm pretty sure I'd survive the drop, I'd just be out of action a while) he really would have to learn to do his homework about the kids Hokage-sama put in his team, this Naruto kid was way more grown up than he'd expected.
"Hobbies...pranks, I suppose. And eating ramen."
Kakashi changed his mind, this boy was too obsessed with ramen, still, if the team passed his test he'd have something to torture...um...punish the boy with if he did something wrong or stupid. Still, the boy had surprised him, he'd concentrated for more than five minutes now, maybe he was over his ADD...
"next?" he said, hoping that the next genin's words wouldn't make his head hurt more than it already did from all the thoughts Naruto had caused. Sasuke was next.
"My name's Uchicha Sasuke and it's been 2 months since I last had a drink." He said dryly, earning the desired giggle from Sakura.
"Properly, Sasuke." Kakashi said wearily, rubbing his temple. The boy rolled his eyes before starting again.
"My name is Uchicha Sasuke." The dark-haired boy said, not moving, his voice emotionless, "I dislike alot of things, and I don't really like anything," definitely emo, thought Kakashi, are all Uchicha emo? Is there something in their genes that makes them this way?
"And...I can't call it a dream really...but I have an ambition. To resurrect my clan and kill...a certain man."
Emo, and with issues. REVENGE issues, Kakashi thought.
That is soo hot, Sakura thought, having a mental nosebleed.
Huh? Kill someone? He'd better not mean me! Naruto frowned.
"Okay and you?" Kakashi said to Sakura.
"My name is Hanuro Sakura. The person I like is...well...um... (INNER SAKURA: Sasuke-kun! Sasuke-kun! Sasuke-kun!!) I mean, I like...um...reading the twilight books. I don't like annoying blond boys *cough* Naruto (Sakura glared at Naruto who is watching a dragonfly with a confused expression on his face (Naruto thoughts: it looks nothing like a dragon!)) my dream for the future? Umm...I don't know."
"Which team?" Kakashi asked, thinking "team Edward" at exactly the same time as she said,
"Team Edward." Rather breathlessly.
Kakashi tried not to sigh in exasperation; he was supposed to turn these guys into a team? Well, only if they pass my test, which they won't!! !!!
Kakashi's eyes went out of focus, his face became vague and he seemed to be elsewhere.
"Umm....sensei? Are you okay?" Sakura asked worriedly.
Kakashi blinked and mentally shook himself from his reverie.
"Yes, I'm fine. Right...um..." Kakashi had lost track of the conversation, "we've done introductions, soo...that's it! Right. As of tomorrow, we start our duties as shinobi."
"ALRIGHT!!!" Naruto shouted, making Kakashi jump, as the Jounin hadn't realised that the boy was listening. Then Naruto sat down,
"What kinds of duties?"
"I'll tell you later. First, we're gonna do something."
"What? What is it!?" Naruto asked, bouncing up and down excitedly.
"Survival training!"
"Survival training." Sakura and Naruto echoed, downcast.
"Haven't we done enough training in school?" Sakura asked.
"Nope. I'm here to prepare and I damn well am gonna do that...that's why I will be your opponent." Kakashi said, resisting the urge to bash his head on the wall when it returned.
"Then...then...um...what?" Naruto said, confused.
Time for stage one of the test, Kakashi thought as he laughed out loud.
"What's so funny sensei?" Sakura asked, unimpressed.
"You guys will freak when I tell you this...but..."
Kakashi stopped laughing and gave them a serious look,
"Out of the 27 graduates, only 9 will be chosen to become genin. The rest are sent back to the academy. This training is a very difficult test with only a 66% pass rate."
The new shinobis' jaws dropped. O...only...sixty...six...per cent?
Kakashi laughed at their faces,
"Haha!! I knew you guys would freak!! I just knew it!!"
"What? No way!!" Naruto shouted in horror, "but, but, but then what was the point of us graduating??!"
"Oh, that..." umm, Kakashi thought quickly, "That was just to select those who have the chance to become genin. Anyway," Kakashi turned and started to walk away, calling back over his shoulder,
"Tomorrow you have to show your real skills on the training ground. Bring all the shinobi tools you have. Oh! And..." he turned back to face his team and gave them a serious look, "Make sure you don't eat breakfast tomorrow, if you do...well, you might throw up and...I won't be the one cleaning it up."
Hell. Awww, HELL!!! This is bad, this is bad!!! Naruto thought, I can't fail HERE!! I'll have to go all out. Naruto thought about this, AWWWW HELL!!! I'M GONNA FAIL!!!!
Might THROW UP??!! Is it really gonna be that tough!! Hell!!! I can't be separated from Sasuke-kun, if I am, Ino might steal him!!
"The details are on this paper," Kakashi said, handing them each a piece of paper, "And don't be late tomorrow."
Huh, that's rich, Sasuke thought shooting the Jounin a hooded glare.
Kakashi walked away, sneaking a glimpse at the new shinobis' faces. Even Sasuke looked slightly worried. Getting rid of team: stage 1- complete, he thought, soon, soon, I'll have got rid of them, and I'll be able to do whatever I want again!!!
That's it people, there is no more. please R&R, but don't be mean, or i'll cry. Hopefully, i'll update soon...but i can't promise anything, and if no-one likes it then i won't