Author's note: Hellooo everybody! So, I was bored. This is just a fun, joke fic I decided to do just to pass the time. It's quite dumb so bare with me :). The idea for this story, I got from the story Paper Trail by Delicious Poundcake. She gets credit for the very fun idea :D
This story will include multiple pairings, btw, that will become evident as you read on!
Chitter Chatter
*On a scrunched up, green sheet of paper that seem to be laying around everywhere*
NOTICE:
Welcome back, students!
On behalf of myself and all of our staff, I would like to personally welcome each and every student back for another fun, exciting year here at The High School that Never Was. It's been a long Summer vacation, but I expect all of you to be attending class on time and well prepared.
As you all know, with the exception of new students, here at The High School that Never Was, we do not tolerate insolence and truancy. Any students caught skipping class or disrespecting the faculty will be filed for an immediate detention.
All new students who have not already checked in at the office should report to myself or the secretary (Xigbar) immediately.
Remember, a bad grade makes a bad student!
Have a successful year,
Principle Xemnes
*On a lined sheet of paper*
Axel-- Hey ;)
Xion-- Hi?
Axel-- What's your name? :)
Xion-- Xion. Why are you asking me this on a piece of paper?
Axel-- Because I can see you, but I can't hear you. ;)
Xion-- Okay...
Axel-- Tha names Axel. Got it memorized?
Xion-- Sure.
*On a cell phone screen Principle Xemnes is lurking*
To: Naminé Strife
Heey Nami :) what class are you in?
From: Roxas Hikari
*On a computer screen*
To: Marluxia Fab (marly_fab, organizationfreaks(.)com)
From: LarxenexLightning (larxenexlighting, organizationfreaks(.)com)
Subject: WHAT THE HELL
Wtf is wrong with you Mar!? Seriously I know what you fucking did. Steal my shoes, AND Xaldin's teddy bear? And now he fucking thinks it was ME who took it!
Wanna know why?
Because you told him I did it, that's why. Even though I DIDN'T.
Asshole. You're going to PAY for this.
Luv Larx .xx
*On a ripped piece of lined paper*
Naminé-- Hey, have you seen Roxas today?
Demyx-- Nooo... Why?
Naminé-- He hasn't texted me :(
Demyx-- Prolly cus he's in class... lol
Naminé-- He usually texts me.
Demyx-- I'm sure he's fine. :D
Naminé-- Probably.
Demyx-- Whoa, you okay? You look like you're freaking out over there!
Naminé-- Ugh dammit I don't even have my phone!
Demyx-- You lost it?
Naminé-- Apparently!
Demyx-- Shitty! I'll help you look after class. Hey I thought you were going to C.O this year?
Naminé-- Thanks :). Yeah I was gonna, but I wanted to be here with all my friends.
Demyx-- Hmm I see... Uh oh, here comes Xe--
*On a computer screen*
To: LarxenexLighting (larxenexlighting, organizationfreaks(.)com)
From: Marluxia Fab (marly_fab, organizationfreaks(.)com)
Subject: RE: WHAT THE HELL
Hey Larx!
Sorry doll, but I can't say I have any clue of what you're talking about! Me, steal Xaldy's teddykins? I don't think so!(A)
And I also didn't take your shoes. Technically, you let me borrow them... Jeez. Don't threaten me hun, we're friends! Or did you forget again?
With Love,
Marly(LLL)
P.s: I still don't understand why you put that annoying 'xlightning' at the end of your name. Pretty sure that's not your last name hunni.
*On multiple bulitin boards throughout the school*
Do you have TALENT?
Are you just DYING to let the world see it?
Well, PERHAPS you'd consider auditioning for this year's MUSICAL! All applicants acceptable, unless your name starts with a Z and ends with an Exion. Sign your name in the space below if you're auditioning.
Any questions? Contact Marluxia Fab!
Luv Marluxia & the rest of the drama department.
Signups:
Marluxia Fab (L)
Larxene Jestyr
Naminé Strife
Roxas Hikari
Demyx (is awesome)
Axel :(
ZEXION.
*Taped to a locker*
Demyx.
This is a WARNING. STOP. MESSING. WITH. MY. GIRLFRIEND.
Once more and you'll regret it.
Roxas.
*Scribbled on ripped out page from a math textbook*
Demyx-- Hey... What's up
Xion-- Um hi... Nothing. Sitting in math class.
Demyx-- What'd you get for 6a?
Xion-- Ha ha ha. 78.
Demyx-- Thanks lol. Are you new here?
Xion-- Np. And yeah I am.
Demyx-- Right. Cool ;)
*On Xion's math work*
5) a) 45.6
b)89.60
6) a)67.31
b)
*On a ipod touch laying on a desk beside a little pink post-it note*
Note: Larxene, here is my ipod. On The Go 678 are some of my ideas for the musical this year, lemme kno whatcha think!
Mar.
On The Go 678
1. I Want it That Way - Backstreet Boys
2. Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne
3. All I Ever Wanted - Basshunter
4. Naughty Girl - Beyonce
5. Single Ladies - Beyonce
6. Just Dance - Lady Gaga
7. Piece of Me - Britney Spears
8. Halo - Beyonce
9. Toxic - Britney Spears
10. I Need a Miracle - Cascada
11. Believe - Cher
12. Better Off Alone - Alice DJ
13. Mind in the Gutter - Chris Crocker
14. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper
15. You Had a Bad Day - Daniel Powter
16. Paparizzi - Lady Gaga
17. Bad Romance - Lady Gaga
18. Video Phone - Beyonce
19. Poker Face - Lady Gaga
20. Crazy in Love - Beyonce
21. Telephone - Lady Gaga ft Beyonce
*On a cell phone screen*
To: Roxas Hikari
Hey Roxas, sorry I didn't reply to your text. I lost my phone. Thankfully, the office found it before someone else did! Meet me at lunch okay? :)
From: Naminé Strife
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To: Naminé Strife
Hey! It's alright. Creepy the office had it tho, I bet Xemnas was creeping through your texts... :|. And alright see you then :)
Oh btw, has Demyx bugged you at all since earlier?
From: Roxas Hikari
-
To: Roxas Hikari
Okay! And no he hasn't. I wonder why? He usually doesn't bother listening and keeps on harassing me.
From: Naminé Strife
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To: Naminé Strife
Hahaha...(6)
From: Roxas Hikari
*On a computer screen*
To: Marluxia Fab (marly_fab, organizationfreaks(.)com)
From: LarxenexLighting (larxenexlighting, organizationfreaks(.)com)
Subject: ... Hi.
Hi.
Where were you at lunch? :| I was looking for you. I'm in fourth period now so idk what you have, or if you're even at a computer in that class. W/e.
Lets just forget about the teddybear thing k? I'm over it. Xaldin can think what he wants.
If you get this, find me after school so we can talk.
Luv Larx .xx
P.s: I got your note & ipod. No offense, but is this a musical or a playlist for some homosexual nightclub? Seriously, I think you gave me the wrong list.
*On a journal page laying on a bed*
Journal,
Today was... Interesting. I went to all my classes, which basically have all the same people in them. This guy, Axel keeps on talking to me and it's reaaally weird. But at least SOMEONE noticed me there. Well, that blond guy-- Demy something? Kind of noticed my presence, when he asked me for an answer in math, and I gave him the wrong one :) hahaha that's what he gets.
I'm roommates with these two girls, Naminé and Larxene. Naminé seems nice, but she hasn't really been around. Larxene is just... A bitch. Not gunna lie. Hopefully she doesn't see this, because she'll probably beat me up or something. Ow...
Anyways, just thought I'd update this old thing, now that I'm at a new school. I wonder if tomorrow will be any more interesting...
Xion.
Author's note: Ahahaha :D so tis done. I looove writing this, its so funxD. I hope you like it, though I'm not expecting all that many R&Rers for this one.
Review please :)