Ok!!! Two fanfics in one day!! I'm so proud of myself!!! Although this one isn't really a fanfic, but… Details, details. So, this is a questionnaire! I'm going to have every Naruto character I can fill this out!! I based the questionnaire and the writing style off of The Undomestic Goddess, by Sophie Kinsella. (Yes, Aurelle. That was the Yellow Book.) It's a really good book, I recommend it.

So, yeah! Please, enjoy. X3 Just pretend that they're at a health spa thing, and they have to fill this thing out, ok?

The bold is the question, the regular text is the writing, and the italics are what the character is thinking when they write this.

Disclaimer: The Undomestic Goddess is written and owned by Sophie Kinsella.

I do not own Naruto. Sadly. Depressingly. Enfuriati-- -whacked-

Please fill out the following questionnaire to the best of your ability.

Ok!

Name: Uzumaki Naruto!!!

Age: 16

Occupation: Ninj

Hokag

Nin

I'm a ninja, but I'm going to be Hokage soon!

That does count, right? Because I am going to be Hokage! And they have to know that!

Do you consider yourself to be stressed?: Stressed?

I have no proble

Well, I kinda do, but

No, I'm not.

Is worrying over training being stressed?

Do you exercise regularly?: Dattebayo!

I'm a ninja. What do they expect?

Do you drink 8 glasses of water daily?: Ye

No

Why do I have to do that?

…Does it help your health or something?

Do you smoke?: No.

Do you drink?: I'm underage…

Do you eat a varied, nutritious diet?: Ye

No

Ramen is

Yeah!!

Ramen is nutritious! And it's varied! There's miso ramen, chicken ramen, bamboo ramen…

Do you have a friend that you can talk to about serious things?: Ye

No

Ye

I don't know. What kind of question is this, anyways?

I don't know… There's never anything really serious in my life, is there?

How many hours of sleep do you get a day?: How should I know?

Are you good at committing to things?: Hell yeah!!

Thank you for taking this questionnaire! Please hand to the nearest attendant!

Yeah, sure. No problem…

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What did you guys think? Is it ok? I think I'll wait for um… Seven reviews until I start Sakura's questionnaire. So, please, review! I need input, peoples!

Oh, and as for Naruto's incomplete answers, I actually had them on strikethrough, but apparently, FanFic doesn't have that option anymore, so...

Chena is out!