This is a drabble comparing Joning to that awful, awful ship I hate with all my being LightAnne. Why? Because Anne Maria would stomp all over Lightning's ego and not in a good way like Jo does.

So behold.

It's the same idea as the Future Phone Calls fic. Except in each scenario each of the girls are dating Lightning. Mostly dialogue.

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Summary: Lightning isn't named MVP. He rings his respective girlfriends to tell them the news. A Joning VS LightAnne fic. Warning: not much of a story, mostly to make a point that LightAnne sucks more than any other pairing.

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Lightning Gets Cheated

The LightAnne version:

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"Sha-Lightning."

"Uh, you called me."

"Na-uh. I called YOU."

Anne Maria sighed. "Uggghhh, I don't have time for this Bright Light or whatever, what do you want? I'm getting my poof styled so it better be good."

"But you're supposed to be the Lightning's sha-girlfriend."

"I am. But I have my priorities in life. Poof first, tan next, luscious curves, hot manicure and then I suppose you, if you make it worth my while..." Anne Maria looked at her nails until Lightning cut in.

"So Lightning got sha-cheated. He wasn't named MVP this year they don't know what they're talking about! Some other weasel got the Lightning's trophy!"

"MP-what now? Is that like that Mike-Vito guy had?"

"Who? We're talking about Lightning now! Sha-yeah. Lightning always gets MVP."

"I don't really have time to deal with your problems right now, Lightning. My stylist is totally running 10 minutes late. I mean who does he think I am? Anne Maria doesn't wait for nobody!"

"MVP... sha-Lightning..."

"Whatever, I'm hanging up now. And in the future, don't call me about your problems. I don't know, like get a friend or something that cares."

"But... but... Lightning was sha-cheate... hello?"

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The Joning version:

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"Sha-Lightning."

"What do you want sha-Dimwit?"

"Lightning got sha-cheated. He wasn't named MVP this year they don't know what they're talking about! Some other weasel got the Lightning's trophy!"

"Ha," Jo snorted a bit with laughter.

"Hey!"

"Sorry, so who are we talking about?"

"I dunno. That runty guy. Sha-Tom or whatever."

"Him? Are you kidding me? You're way better than he is!"

"That's what sha-Lightning is talking about!"

"Well, whoever was selecting was obviously brain damaged. You pretty much carried your stupid team. Only I could have done better myself."

"I know! Sha-Lightning is the star! Sha-bam!"

"Yep, though I would have put it a little bit less egotistically, Beef for Brains."

"Thanks Jo. Gotta go."

"Good. Go and show them what a MVP you are, and make sure they give YOU the trophy next time."

More of my LightAnne hate.

But I just need to continually show people how BAD this pairing is.

It's awful!

Sure there are worse pairings out there but they normally only have one or two supporters.

I don't get how this pairing has more than one supporter. Not at all.