In the human world... Some way, somehow, a slit in the dimension between
Spirit World and the Human world happened and all the demons, including the
Yu Yu gang, were flying out! "FREEDOM!!" A random one shouted. "Hush Bob!"
His friend whacked him upside his head. "Ow!" They continued flying.
"WHEEEEEEE!!" Aymye Maren shouted her pink hair whipping around her face.
She flew down and landed near a group of not so small demons/humans/other.
"I'm here!"
Tara Takemari was a demon. But not any ordinary demon. She was an elemental demon who was so bad at fighting that her magic backfires. She flew out of the hole and hit a tree, and so did many other various demons. "Ow. Why can't they have rubber trees here..." Tara sighed, rubbing her head in the place where it hit the tree. She looked around. "I don't want to sound cliche'," Tara said out loud, "But I don't think we're in Tokyo anymore, Toto."
She tried to get up, only to find that her ankle had been sprained. "Well, at least my neck wasn't broken..."
Aymye's ears picked up a demon muttering to them. "Nani? Hey! Whom are you?" She asked helping the demon up. "I'm Aymye... or Ames for short. OH! Your ankle's sprained! Here... let me see..." She focused her Spirit energy on the point and a small pink and purple bandage that would dissappear once it was done healing. "Come!" She said grabbing the girl's hand and dragging her over to the arcade.
Tara struggled to get free as the girl pulled her away. "Hello? This is very painful! Ow! TWIG!" She pulled the twig out of her shirt. "OW! Thorns!"
Tara mangaged to survive and then she was pulled into a building. "What the?" She continued to stare...
"Sorry... Anyway... What did you say your- OOOH! TEKKEN!! I CHALLENGE YOU!" She said pointing at Tara and holding out a piece of Yen to use in the stupid machine. "But first," She snapped and she went to her human form. "Human form! NOW! Let's begin," She said putting in 2 pieces of Yen to pay for Tara also.
"Tekken?"
Tara looked at Ames. "What do you mean? I do not know what that is, and why are all these demon's here?" Tara looked at the demons, noticing a group that had humans in it. "Humans too?" Tara asked herself, puzzled. "I thought humans couldn't get into spirit world..."
"GASP! You don't know what Tekken is? Well... It's the other name for Street Fighter... (I think... ^.^;; ) And we aren't in spirit world... We're in the human world!" She selected her character and waited for Tara to play or else she was going to challenge a human and show off her powers.
Tara looked at Ames with a confused look. "I thought... What am I doing in Ningenkai?"
What was Tara going to do? She had no clue where she was or how she got there. "I may not know how to play this game, but if it's a REAL fight, I will accept." Tara's hair turned from its earthly brown color to a yellowish-white color. Ames just began to notice that her arm sparked every time she flexed her fingers. It caught the attention of some nearby demons and a few humans.
"Ummm... I guess... But... Hold on... Man I hate this! I just got into my human form to!" She snapped again turning back to her demon form. "Okay... Let's fight!" She formed a purple bow and a pink arrow ready to fire. "If you survive... Teach me the ways of elemental... and I'll teach you some of my powers..."
"Very well." Tara started to float into the air. She grabbed a rod and began to spin it around. Everyone noticed that she began to spark. "I SUMMON THE FUSION DRAGON OF CHAOS!"
The whole building began to spark, shocking everyone. A large pillar of electricity formed around Tara, taking the form of a dragon. It flew off Tara into the air, and onto the ground, shocking everyone and making people hair frizz out. "Hey! It didn't backfire! AWSOME!" Tara touched down to the ground. Everyone was glaring at her...
Ames looked up. "AIEEEEEE!! MY HAIR!! MEANIE!!" SHe quickly waved her hands around losing the bow and arrow. "You should be honored that I'm doing this attack! I rarely use it!" She kept the dragon there. Or at least what seemed like the dragon. SHe turned it's head to look at Tara and made it growl slightly. "You annoy me... Die." She said her hair turning a jet black and her eyes started glowing green. She made the dragon attack going around above everyone. Cries of horror could be heard from all the people around them.
"EEP! DUCK AND COVER!" Tara jumped into a group of people and crawled along the floor. The lost sight of where she was going and ran into someone legs. "Sorry!" Tara said.
She continued to crawl through the forest of demons, but someone pulled her back. "HEY!"
Ames smirked as she held onto her shirt. "Heh... I guess my illusions ARE good!" She dragged her back up. "Let's be friends ne?" Her hair was back to normal and she was in her human form.
Tara looked at Ames with fright in her eyes. But when heard, "Let's be friends', she let out a sigh of relief. "I thought you were the demon I bumped into!" She got up slowly. "Don't you ever scare me like that again!"
"'Kay! Let's go!" She smiled and dragged her out of the arcade. "Let's go on a walk. Now... What kind of things can you do besides that? And what are your hobbies and things like that?"
Tara closed her eyes. "Well. I like to torture people." She said with a smile, causing Ames to sweatdrop. "I like to cause mass casualties, too!" She opened her eyes just in time to avoid walking into a lamppost. "Boys may be there too...."
"Ummm... okay.... Well... I'm like you I guess... Except I'm more like a bishie than actually liking them... BUT... I do have certain crushes," She said as they continued walking down the street. An idea started forming in her head. "Hey Tara... You like causing destruction right? Well let's put together my powers and yours and cause some!" She said giddy-ly. "How good are you at sound effects?"
"Yeah!" Tara said! She grabbed a rod from her pocket and blew in it, creating an amazingly realistic Godzilla roar. "That good enough? I saw some cute guys down at the arcade. Wanna go freak 'em out?" Tara asked, giggling.
"It should be fun!"
"Poifect!" She said smiling. "Let's go!" She conjured up a large very weird looking monster. "Chimeras are my specialty!" She used her fingers like strings. "Time for some fun!" She said making the lion thing run and she chased after it.
Tara looked around. "There's a boy! And man is he hot! And he has friends with him!"
Tara took out her rod. "What sound should I make?" She tapped her rod anxiously. The black-haired boy obviously sensed something. He was looking straight at the tree in which Ames and Tara were hiding. "I think he noticed us... Wait! That's the demon I ran into!"
"... You mean Hiei? He's a mean one... I'd rather go for his friend! The red head!" (An: ^.^ Kama....) She said. "Oh and just make a low growling sound while talking. Make it seem mythical!"
"His name is Hiei? Oooh. He doesn't look THAT tough. Anyway,"
Tara emitted a low growling sound, the sound of a dragon. Hiei and Yusuke were not convinced. Yusuke lifted his arm, preparing to fire the spirit gun.
Tara gasped. "Get out of the tree!" She pushed Ames out just as the spirit bullet hit the tree, making it explode. Tara had also managed to get out safely, but she was also first to notice Yusuke and the others closing in. "I think we're dead."
EPISODE 2: The First Meeting
"Oh no we aren't! There's always a last resort with boys! Follow my lead..." She started to cry. "My ankle! I ran up the tree and the giant kitty thingie attacked! He finally went after you! Thank you so much!" She said whining as she grabbed around Kurama's waist. "Oh sirs... *sniff* I thank you for saving us, but having to dodge your attack I hurt my ankle! WANHH!" She got up making sure to be careful not to get up easily so that she could keep up the act. Pulling her self up using Kurama, who helped her, she started sobbing into his shoulder
'Too bad she doesn't know I suck at faking injuries...'
Tara smiled. "Yes. I thank you for saving us. By the way..." She turned to Yusuke. "WHY DID YOU SHOOT US?" Tara knew that she couldn't compare to him because she was short. "YOU COULD HAVE KILLED SOME INNOCENT CREATURES! See that?" Tara pointed to a large mat of singed fur. "Thaws all thats left of a mother squirrel! YOU MURDERED A SQUIREL!"
Ames 'sobbed' harder into Kurama's shoulder. She sniffed and looked up at the hot red head. "You'll have to excuse her... She's a really big elemenalistestest person thing... she loves lil animals and other stuffs..." She said. SHe managed a weak smile as Kurama put her arm around his neck and his around hers. "Ummm... Thanks..." "No problem..." She looked at her friend who was now glaring at Yusuke. She glared at him also. "Poor squirrel! Such meanies!"
Tara was now chasing Yusuke around, hitting him with a two-by-four every time she got close. Yusuke was covering his head, trying to shield some of the blows. "Have you no respect for nature?" Tara asked him coldly.
She was too busy being mad to notice that Hiei and Botan were trying to hold her back. "Get a hold of yourself!" Botan yelled, struggling to hold Tara back.
"It was just a squirrel!" Hiei said. Immidiatly, he knew he the wrong thing.
Tara, finally realizing that she was being held back, decided to take action. She flamed Botan and bit Hiei's hand, causing them to let go. Ignoring the stranger, she leapt at Yusuke with cat-like reflexes, landing on his back. "Say you're sorry to the squirrel!" She yelled in his ear, "SAY IT!"
She continued to hit Yusuke upside the head with the wooden club until his head was covered with bumps.
"... HEY! Chireru! How are ya?" Ames was secretly only a hanyou. She had the powers of a full demon but had human blood. SO therefore she came to the human world every once in a while to see her mom whom made her go to school where she met Chireru. But she never knew Yusuke. "Who cares if you heal it? It's dead to a burnt crisp and anyway... Squires taste good!" She grinned as she made him and everyone else sweatdrop. "Heh..." "TELL IT YOU'RE SORRY!!" Shouted Tara still whapping him on the head. "You know this is only the minimum of her powers," SHe said looking at Yusuke. "ALRIGHT! I'M SORRY!! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE YOU...you..." He couldn't finish because he fell unconscious from all the whaps. "...Poor guy... NOT! He deserves it for killing da sorry squirrel." Ames let go of Kurama and her knees buckled. "Whoa there!" He said as he caught her. 'Nani? Did I REALLY twist my ankle? She thought as she looked down. Her eyes grew to see her white keds not so white but red-pink. "Eep..." She said as Kurama held her up. "What?" he asked. "Whoa... You should sit down..." He replied as he looked at her shoe. "Let me help..." Tara entered Ames' brain with her powers.
~WAIIIIII!!!~ Ames thought to her.
"STUPID HUMAN! IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT CAUSE ME TO HATE NINGENKAI!" Tara kicked him one more time before standing in a triumphant victory stance. "I avenged you, little squirrel! May your soul find peace at last!"
She dug a hole and dropped the mangled ball of fur in it. After saying a quick prayer, she filled the hole up and put a tombstone with a badly drawn squirrel on it. Under the drawing were the words, 'He lies a squirrel.'
Tara was very childish for her age, as all of the people around her could see.
~TARA!!!~ She yelled... er... thought screamed... to her friend opening the link between them.
~LOOK OVER HERE!! For kami-sama's sake! ~
'OW! YOU DON'T NEED TO SCREAM!!' Tara yelled at Ames in thought. 'What do you want?'
Tara looked at her friend, who was on the ground. Pushing Hiei and Botan out her way, she ran over to Kurama, who was kneeling beside Ames. "What's wrong with her?" Tara asked the redhead.
"Er...I twisted my ankle..."
For real...~
She laughed nervously and sighed. "I used my energy on Tara earlier... I'm pretty dry," She said to Kurama blushing as he carefully removed her shoe. "Don't worry! I can heal it!" He said with a bright smile. She was right about now doing a VERY good impression of a cherry. "Erm. Thanks..." 'Oh, great!' Tara thought, sitting down on a bench. 'She's fallen in love with the red-head!'
"Oi!" Tara sighed. "It's going to be a looong time before I get out of this stupid Ningen world."
She turned back to glare at Ames. "Baka..."
She got up and jumped into a tree. "If I have to watch this, I will stick forks, in my eyes..." ~Correction... He's been my crush... Plus what was YOUR first reaction to Hiei? HMMMMMMM~
"Erm... Just a question... but we sorta don't know you all yet... sooo... Names?" Ames asked.
"Oh! I'm Kurama, midget is Hiei, Orange hair is Kuwabara, and the guy that shot you is Yusuke." The red-head explained.
"Oh. Kay-o!"
'O.K. I must admit it, but at least I'm not drooling over him!' Tara thought back, giggling in her mind.
"So," Tara said to the others, "Is there any way to get out of here? Like back to Spirit World?" Tara said from the tree. Her voice was half-muffled by the leaves.
Yusuke looked at her. "Er... You know about spirit world?" Ames looked at him. "Well DUH! We ARE demons!" Yusuke still was confused. "Erm... then why are you here?" Suddenly Koenma popped up in front of Yusuke 2 inches away from his face. "ACK! Oh... it's just pacifier breath... Yes?" "Yusuke... You have noticed that demons are suddenly appearing everywhere... Your next case is to stop them and to defeat the 4 Saint Beasts. Aymye and Tara are going to help you." "WHAT? LITTLE MISS PINKIE AND EVIL ARE GOING TO HELP US?" "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?" Ames yelled. "I... AM... NOT... PINKIE!" She whapped him over his head ignoring her sprained ankle completely and sending him into the ground. Kurama sweatdropped and stood next to Tara. "She's the one not to be toyed with is she?"
"Yeah." said Tara, and then what Yusuke said hit her. "WHAT? IM NOT EVIL!"
Tara joined with Ames, who was beating the snot out of Yusuke, causing everyone to sweatdrop. "AMES!" Yelled Tara as she kicked Yusuke, "You know it isn't right to flirt with boys!"
"FLIRTING?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN FLIRTING!?! I WAS KICKING THE HELL OUT OF YUSUKE BECAUSE OF CALLING ME PINK!!" She yelled back at her friend taking most of it out on Yusuke who was now unconscious. She glared at him still fuming as she sat down her head spinning from yelling and loss of sanity. "Ne... I'll deal with you later," She said barely above a whisper and sounding a lot like a hiss. "Erm... I suggest we start on that quest now," she said getting up and rubbing her temples to make the pain go away.
'We still aren't finished with him!" Tara yelled, whacking Yusuke upside the head with her two-by-four.
"Ooooo..." gasped Kuwabara, "That's gonna leave an interesting bruise..."
Tara put her stick on her back and sat down on the ground. "So, how are WE supposed to help? I have absolutely no experience in fighting, so I may not be of any use." She smirked slightly."And I'm sure none of you want to be traveling home in a matchbox. My magic backfires all the time. But when they don't, I can kick some serious butt."
Ames looked at Tara. "But... What about that... Erm... Well whatever. I can fight. Being the youngest of 7 and living on the streets you have to fend for your self."
"Ah. Survival of the fittest. Street knowledge." Said Kurama. "What'ch you talking' 'bout? I was talking' 'bout who got the TV remote!" Kurama sweatdropped. "Right... Now... Once Tara finishes whacking the snot of Yusuke can we get started?" "I've been finished for the last five minutes. But if you would like me to beat the living daylights out of him again, I'd be glad to." Tara said to the Redhead. "I never get tired of hurting things... UNLESS IT'S A CUTE FUZZY KITTEN!"
Tara jumped up and shifted to her kitten form. All she managed to utter was an amazingly cute "Mew" "Eh heh heh... Erm right... Well whatever. CAN WE GO NOW?" "Let's do as Ames says." Stated Kurama. "YES! THANK YOU! Now..." Behind her back she started forming a small gray tabby cat. "FOLLOW THE BOUNCING GRAY KITTEN!!" She said as she revealed the little ball of fuzz that started walking the way that they were supposed to go.
Tara transformed back. "I'm not a bouncing gray kitten!" Tara yelled into Ames' ear. "Besides, I have no clue where we are supposed to go!"
Tara looked back at everyone else. "Now... where were we? OH! Where do we go now?"
"NOT YOU!" She said and she pointed at the gray kitten illusion that she had conjured. "Baka... Follow the kitten! He knows where to go!" SHe said and the gray kitten mewed and started cleaning his whiskers.
"KITTEN!"
Tara stopped. Now, WHERE DO WE GO??" Tara yelled again. "I'm getting tired of waiting."
She ran after the kitten, with everyone else behind her.
"WAIT FLUFFY KITTEN!"
EPISODE 3: Some Habits NEVER Die
"FINALLY!" Said Ames.
Later in a forest, that has a clearing, on the way to the Saint Beasts
"Okay. Now, Let's stop and set up camp. Tara, you and me will go get firewood while you three," She pointed at Kurama, Yusuke, and Hiei. "Set up the tents."
"Wait. Where'd we get tents?" asked Yusuke.
"From... THE MAGICAL... Er... Tent Maker 12!" She said and pulled out a rusty machine that made very fine quality tent fabric. "Now... SET UP! Com'on Tara." She said as she headed for the forest.
~I have an evil idea...~ She thought to Tara as she bent down to pick up a stick. ~
"What's your evil idea? No need for telepathy. No one else is within range to read our minds." Tara asked Ames. She used some of her powers to gather a large amount of sticks.
"We can go back now!" Tara said happily. She used a vine to tie the bundle of sticks up. "So, what was your evil plan?"
"Heh heh heh... Well... remember the city incident?" She asked her eyes deepening and her hair taking a darker tinge.
"Let's remake that!" She was already working her magic to scare the pants off of the boys.
Tara looked down at the ground. "But I don't want to get shot at again." She whined. "That bullet was a bit too close for comfort."
She ruffled her hair as she grabbed the rod. "Just make the illusion before I make the sound, O.K.?" Tara was obviously nervous.... Or was she just not up to it this time?
'Something's not right... She's supposed to love destruction... NUUUUUUUUUUU!! SHE'S BEEN POESSED BY A DEMON!!! Wait... she IS a demon...' Ames finished the animal which came out to be a huge dragon. 'Is it because... *gasps* Hee hee hee....' Ames held her smirk in and made the dragon fly. (Heh heh... Dragon fly? Get it? Dragonfly Dragon fly? HA! I made a funnie...)
"Okay...Let's scare 'em..."
Tara looked at the dragon. "This sound might fair well." She blew into the rod, creating a loud roar.
"What was that?" Said a tall, skinny guy.
"I dunno..." replied the shorter guy. "Sounded like a roar. Lets get it!!"
"O.K.! ARRR!"
Tara sensitive hearing picked up the men's voices. "I... suggest... we... leave..." But it was too late. The killers caught up.
"Erm... Help?" Ames said. She took off running at top speed screaming bloody murder letting her dragon follow her before disappearing. "TARA! HELP USING YOUR POWERS!!!" Tara turned around. "O.K. Here goes me!" She used her Howlnado attack. Unfortunately, it backfired.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Tara blacked out. She woke up, about an hour later.
"Dangit, that hurts. W-Where are we?" Tara got up and looked. This place certainly was not the camp.
"AMES! WAKE UP!" She yelled, making Ames jump
"AH! WHAT? Erm... Where are we?" She looked around at what was... Erm... used to be the camp. But now they were in the middle of a clearing with a bunch of snake demons surrounding them.
"T-Tara? Can you make people also?" Tara shook her head.
"Then... Where are we and how are we supposed to get out of this mess?" "Try to visualize your goal!" Tara said, smirking. "I'm a telepathy. I can call- Er- THINK for help."
She closed her eyes, and all was in silence, but that silence was soon broken. "WHAT??" Tara yelled. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'HELP YOURSELVES'? DON'T MAKE ME BREAK YOUR MIND!"
The yelling soon ended, and Tara opened her eyes again. "Their coming, and should be here in about... three... two... one..."
WHOOSH! The Yu Yu gang soon arrived.
Yusuke fired his spirit gun at a ball of snakes. "I hope we're not going to be saving you like this all the time." He said, looking back at the girls. Tara got up and tried to use her wind powers to blow them away, but ended up getting knocked into a tree by the wind. The force of the impact knocked her unconscious.
"AW MAN! I WAS WANTING TO TEASE HER ABOUT LIKING HIEI!" Said Ames stomping her foot. The whole group looked at her questioningly.
"What was that nigen?"
"HEY! I'm not a baka human!" She glared at him evilly and crossed her arms, a smirk playing across her lips. Hiei just shrugged.
"HEY! DID YOU HEAR ME!?" Yelled Ames.
"Kurama? Are you hearing something?"
"Hiei..." Ames was now fuming and brimming with anger. Her teeth ground together and her fist clenched and unclenched.
"SAY THAT TO MY FACE BAKA!" She yelled and gave him a punch in the jigen eye sending him an inch or so backwards. He glowed a purple and black and his fist was crackling.
"Oops?"
Tara's eyes shot open just as Hiei began to flame. "Hey Hiei! I wouldn't do that if I were you!" She yelled.
Hiei took a short moment to look at her. Tara glared at him. "She isn't a marshmallow, so it would be an improper use of fire to flame her." Tara paused for a minute to get up. "And if you DO flame her, which I do not doubt due to your high level of stupidity, I will make your life a living nightmare."
She balled her hand into a fist, waiting for his reply. "You would be surprised at the pain I can cause someone."
Her arm sparked, and Ames remembered this. It was the attack that Tara had used when they had first met.
"Yeah!" Said Ames fully agreeing with her friend. She got a stern glance from Hiei.
"Erm..." She quickly hid behind the nearest person, Kurama.
"Eep! Tara! Hurry up with that nightmare thing! He's going to kill me! I don't wanna die! I don't want to die! I was going to be something great!"
"SHUT UP!" Yelled Yusuke.
"YOU!" Yelled back Ames.
"Tara just make his life a living heck!" Tara cast a lightning attack and zapped Hiei. The shock knocked him down a bit, and everyone burst into laughing when he got up.
"Look at your hair!" Yusuke managed to blurt out. Hiei walked over to the lake and gasped.
"What did you do to my hair?" Hiei asked Tara, who was laughing herself to death. Hiei's hair now looked even MORE poofy then it did five minutes ago.
Ames eyed him curiously.
"Hi...ei...? OH MY GOSH! HIEI HAS A FRO!" She started bursting out laughing. Kurama started chuckling to himself while the others were laughing.
"I do believe Hiei needs a comb..."
"OH OH! I've one! I have one!" Said Ames holding up her special comb. It was a beautiful blue green with a faux Sakura blossom.
"Buuuuuuuuuuut... He tried to kill me... Tara... Should I let him use it?"
"Nah! Let's leave his hair like that... It'll be more torturing!" Kuwabara was pointing and laughing.
"Hiei got dissed by a couple of girls!"
"SHUT UP KUWABAKA!" He said and threw a punch. Yusuke tried to pull him off of Kuwabara and failed. Kurama sighed and dived in also. Ames yelped and got pulled in by the rolling fight cloud. Tara jumps into a tree to avoid the rolling ball of chaos.
"Ohhhhhh! Kuwabara threw a heavy punch to Yusuke's head! That's gotta hurt! Did Kurama's hair get pulled out? Oh never mind that was a blood splatter..." She pulled Koto (The Dark Tournament Announcer) over and made her sit down.
"Ohhhhhhhhh! It's like the dark Tournament but with less people!"
Tara flinched a bit as she watched the fight. Summoning up all of her courage, she jumped from the tree to the ground.
She turned her tazer up to full power and aimed at the ball of chaos. "I hope you brought your sunglasses, Koto, because this is going to be bright."
"I did bring them." Koto replied, slipping her sunglasses on. Tara tossed the tazer into the whirling ball of doom and it exploded into electric bolts and light.
~A while later
everyone was burnt, shocked, and flamed. A few of them continued to spark.
Koto gasped at the multitude of injuries. "Wow! That fight certainly went out in a bang."
Tara glared at the fox-girl. "Bad pun, Koto."
Koto smiled nervously. "I know it was..."
"Owwww... Tara!" Ames said.
"Eep! Gotta go!" Koto said.
"Tara... You could've let me kill these guys! I Know I can..." pouted Ames. Kurama was up and not charred.
"Thank you healing powers..." He said. Ames tried not to smile out of cuteness. A cough was heard from Yusuke and Kuwabara.
"Awwww... Did the little babies get hurt?"
"Ames! Shut up!"
"Hey... Don't make me use this again!" Said Tara.
"Yes'm..." He said his head drooping.
"Let's continue with this mission okay?" Said Ames.
"Hai..." Said Kurama. Ames and Kurama waited for the rest.
Tara grinned an evil grin and pulled something out of her bag. "This is the Shock Waver BFG 2003!" She said triumphantly. "It is a stronger, more advanced, and more painful version of the Tazer."
She took a short moment to glare at all of them. "If any of you misbehave," She turned it on and the poky end sparked, "You'll get a taste of this."
Everyone, even Koenma (He's following them?) flinched.
"She is REALLY starting to scare me..." Yusuke whispered to Kurama. He felt a surge of electricity run through his body and he fell to the ground. "I heard that, you twit!" Tara yelled. "Meep..." Said Ames going wide eyed.
"Mesa be good... Now... ONWARD!" The fluff ball (kitten from earlier) started off again suddenly appearing. Ames glanced and Yusuke and sighed.
'The things I do for a mission...' she thought as she picked up his charred form and walked on.
"You know... We should leave him to the wolves and foxes..." She said making Kurama sweatdrop. Hiei almost smiled at this comment.
"Why can't we?" Ames looked at him.
"...I don't know..." She replied thoughtfully.
"Because we're here..." Said Kuwabara.
"Yes I know that Kuwabaka..." Sighed Ames. Tara rolled her eyes and zapped him for no reason.
"YEA TARA!" Shouted Ames dropping Yusuke causing him to wake up.
"HEY!"
"You hush... Baka ne Yusuke..." Said Ames rolling her eyes. Tara zapped him again and he fell unconscious.
"Leave him..." Said Hiei.
"Yeah... but you never know... His spirit gun could come in handy..." Argued Ames.
"Hn. I'm better than any ningen..." He mumbled.
"Hush it!" Said Kurama. They were arriving deeper into the forest.
"Errrrrrrrr... Where were going?"
"To the... The..." Everyone sweatdropped.
"Erm... Tara?"
Ames: Okay hey! Ayume and myself have MERGED FORCES AND ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! But we need something to practice on so we're gunna do FF first.
Ayume: YES! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Well anyway... We've Merged as Ames said so now we're known as Shipyume or Ayupo 'cause on other sites Ames is Shippo Gurl so yeah.
Ames: YEA! R+R! ^-^
Tara Takemari was a demon. But not any ordinary demon. She was an elemental demon who was so bad at fighting that her magic backfires. She flew out of the hole and hit a tree, and so did many other various demons. "Ow. Why can't they have rubber trees here..." Tara sighed, rubbing her head in the place where it hit the tree. She looked around. "I don't want to sound cliche'," Tara said out loud, "But I don't think we're in Tokyo anymore, Toto."
She tried to get up, only to find that her ankle had been sprained. "Well, at least my neck wasn't broken..."
Aymye's ears picked up a demon muttering to them. "Nani? Hey! Whom are you?" She asked helping the demon up. "I'm Aymye... or Ames for short. OH! Your ankle's sprained! Here... let me see..." She focused her Spirit energy on the point and a small pink and purple bandage that would dissappear once it was done healing. "Come!" She said grabbing the girl's hand and dragging her over to the arcade.
Tara struggled to get free as the girl pulled her away. "Hello? This is very painful! Ow! TWIG!" She pulled the twig out of her shirt. "OW! Thorns!"
Tara mangaged to survive and then she was pulled into a building. "What the?" She continued to stare...
"Sorry... Anyway... What did you say your- OOOH! TEKKEN!! I CHALLENGE YOU!" She said pointing at Tara and holding out a piece of Yen to use in the stupid machine. "But first," She snapped and she went to her human form. "Human form! NOW! Let's begin," She said putting in 2 pieces of Yen to pay for Tara also.
"Tekken?"
Tara looked at Ames. "What do you mean? I do not know what that is, and why are all these demon's here?" Tara looked at the demons, noticing a group that had humans in it. "Humans too?" Tara asked herself, puzzled. "I thought humans couldn't get into spirit world..."
"GASP! You don't know what Tekken is? Well... It's the other name for Street Fighter... (I think... ^.^;; ) And we aren't in spirit world... We're in the human world!" She selected her character and waited for Tara to play or else she was going to challenge a human and show off her powers.
Tara looked at Ames with a confused look. "I thought... What am I doing in Ningenkai?"
What was Tara going to do? She had no clue where she was or how she got there. "I may not know how to play this game, but if it's a REAL fight, I will accept." Tara's hair turned from its earthly brown color to a yellowish-white color. Ames just began to notice that her arm sparked every time she flexed her fingers. It caught the attention of some nearby demons and a few humans.
"Ummm... I guess... But... Hold on... Man I hate this! I just got into my human form to!" She snapped again turning back to her demon form. "Okay... Let's fight!" She formed a purple bow and a pink arrow ready to fire. "If you survive... Teach me the ways of elemental... and I'll teach you some of my powers..."
"Very well." Tara started to float into the air. She grabbed a rod and began to spin it around. Everyone noticed that she began to spark. "I SUMMON THE FUSION DRAGON OF CHAOS!"
The whole building began to spark, shocking everyone. A large pillar of electricity formed around Tara, taking the form of a dragon. It flew off Tara into the air, and onto the ground, shocking everyone and making people hair frizz out. "Hey! It didn't backfire! AWSOME!" Tara touched down to the ground. Everyone was glaring at her...
Ames looked up. "AIEEEEEE!! MY HAIR!! MEANIE!!" SHe quickly waved her hands around losing the bow and arrow. "You should be honored that I'm doing this attack! I rarely use it!" She kept the dragon there. Or at least what seemed like the dragon. SHe turned it's head to look at Tara and made it growl slightly. "You annoy me... Die." She said her hair turning a jet black and her eyes started glowing green. She made the dragon attack going around above everyone. Cries of horror could be heard from all the people around them.
"EEP! DUCK AND COVER!" Tara jumped into a group of people and crawled along the floor. The lost sight of where she was going and ran into someone legs. "Sorry!" Tara said.
She continued to crawl through the forest of demons, but someone pulled her back. "HEY!"
Ames smirked as she held onto her shirt. "Heh... I guess my illusions ARE good!" She dragged her back up. "Let's be friends ne?" Her hair was back to normal and she was in her human form.
Tara looked at Ames with fright in her eyes. But when heard, "Let's be friends', she let out a sigh of relief. "I thought you were the demon I bumped into!" She got up slowly. "Don't you ever scare me like that again!"
"'Kay! Let's go!" She smiled and dragged her out of the arcade. "Let's go on a walk. Now... What kind of things can you do besides that? And what are your hobbies and things like that?"
Tara closed her eyes. "Well. I like to torture people." She said with a smile, causing Ames to sweatdrop. "I like to cause mass casualties, too!" She opened her eyes just in time to avoid walking into a lamppost. "Boys may be there too...."
"Ummm... okay.... Well... I'm like you I guess... Except I'm more like a bishie than actually liking them... BUT... I do have certain crushes," She said as they continued walking down the street. An idea started forming in her head. "Hey Tara... You like causing destruction right? Well let's put together my powers and yours and cause some!" She said giddy-ly. "How good are you at sound effects?"
"Yeah!" Tara said! She grabbed a rod from her pocket and blew in it, creating an amazingly realistic Godzilla roar. "That good enough? I saw some cute guys down at the arcade. Wanna go freak 'em out?" Tara asked, giggling.
"It should be fun!"
"Poifect!" She said smiling. "Let's go!" She conjured up a large very weird looking monster. "Chimeras are my specialty!" She used her fingers like strings. "Time for some fun!" She said making the lion thing run and she chased after it.
Tara looked around. "There's a boy! And man is he hot! And he has friends with him!"
Tara took out her rod. "What sound should I make?" She tapped her rod anxiously. The black-haired boy obviously sensed something. He was looking straight at the tree in which Ames and Tara were hiding. "I think he noticed us... Wait! That's the demon I ran into!"
"... You mean Hiei? He's a mean one... I'd rather go for his friend! The red head!" (An: ^.^ Kama....) She said. "Oh and just make a low growling sound while talking. Make it seem mythical!"
"His name is Hiei? Oooh. He doesn't look THAT tough. Anyway,"
Tara emitted a low growling sound, the sound of a dragon. Hiei and Yusuke were not convinced. Yusuke lifted his arm, preparing to fire the spirit gun.
Tara gasped. "Get out of the tree!" She pushed Ames out just as the spirit bullet hit the tree, making it explode. Tara had also managed to get out safely, but she was also first to notice Yusuke and the others closing in. "I think we're dead."
EPISODE 2: The First Meeting
"Oh no we aren't! There's always a last resort with boys! Follow my lead..." She started to cry. "My ankle! I ran up the tree and the giant kitty thingie attacked! He finally went after you! Thank you so much!" She said whining as she grabbed around Kurama's waist. "Oh sirs... *sniff* I thank you for saving us, but having to dodge your attack I hurt my ankle! WANHH!" She got up making sure to be careful not to get up easily so that she could keep up the act. Pulling her self up using Kurama, who helped her, she started sobbing into his shoulder
'Too bad she doesn't know I suck at faking injuries...'
Tara smiled. "Yes. I thank you for saving us. By the way..." She turned to Yusuke. "WHY DID YOU SHOOT US?" Tara knew that she couldn't compare to him because she was short. "YOU COULD HAVE KILLED SOME INNOCENT CREATURES! See that?" Tara pointed to a large mat of singed fur. "Thaws all thats left of a mother squirrel! YOU MURDERED A SQUIREL!"
Ames 'sobbed' harder into Kurama's shoulder. She sniffed and looked up at the hot red head. "You'll have to excuse her... She's a really big elemenalistestest person thing... she loves lil animals and other stuffs..." She said. SHe managed a weak smile as Kurama put her arm around his neck and his around hers. "Ummm... Thanks..." "No problem..." She looked at her friend who was now glaring at Yusuke. She glared at him also. "Poor squirrel! Such meanies!"
Tara was now chasing Yusuke around, hitting him with a two-by-four every time she got close. Yusuke was covering his head, trying to shield some of the blows. "Have you no respect for nature?" Tara asked him coldly.
She was too busy being mad to notice that Hiei and Botan were trying to hold her back. "Get a hold of yourself!" Botan yelled, struggling to hold Tara back.
"It was just a squirrel!" Hiei said. Immidiatly, he knew he the wrong thing.
Tara, finally realizing that she was being held back, decided to take action. She flamed Botan and bit Hiei's hand, causing them to let go. Ignoring the stranger, she leapt at Yusuke with cat-like reflexes, landing on his back. "Say you're sorry to the squirrel!" She yelled in his ear, "SAY IT!"
She continued to hit Yusuke upside the head with the wooden club until his head was covered with bumps.
"... HEY! Chireru! How are ya?" Ames was secretly only a hanyou. She had the powers of a full demon but had human blood. SO therefore she came to the human world every once in a while to see her mom whom made her go to school where she met Chireru. But she never knew Yusuke. "Who cares if you heal it? It's dead to a burnt crisp and anyway... Squires taste good!" She grinned as she made him and everyone else sweatdrop. "Heh..." "TELL IT YOU'RE SORRY!!" Shouted Tara still whapping him on the head. "You know this is only the minimum of her powers," SHe said looking at Yusuke. "ALRIGHT! I'M SORRY!! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE YOU...you..." He couldn't finish because he fell unconscious from all the whaps. "...Poor guy... NOT! He deserves it for killing da sorry squirrel." Ames let go of Kurama and her knees buckled. "Whoa there!" He said as he caught her. 'Nani? Did I REALLY twist my ankle? She thought as she looked down. Her eyes grew to see her white keds not so white but red-pink. "Eep..." She said as Kurama held her up. "What?" he asked. "Whoa... You should sit down..." He replied as he looked at her shoe. "Let me help..." Tara entered Ames' brain with her powers.
~WAIIIIII!!!~ Ames thought to her.
"STUPID HUMAN! IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT CAUSE ME TO HATE NINGENKAI!" Tara kicked him one more time before standing in a triumphant victory stance. "I avenged you, little squirrel! May your soul find peace at last!"
She dug a hole and dropped the mangled ball of fur in it. After saying a quick prayer, she filled the hole up and put a tombstone with a badly drawn squirrel on it. Under the drawing were the words, 'He lies a squirrel.'
Tara was very childish for her age, as all of the people around her could see.
~TARA!!!~ She yelled... er... thought screamed... to her friend opening the link between them.
~LOOK OVER HERE!! For kami-sama's sake! ~
'OW! YOU DON'T NEED TO SCREAM!!' Tara yelled at Ames in thought. 'What do you want?'
Tara looked at her friend, who was on the ground. Pushing Hiei and Botan out her way, she ran over to Kurama, who was kneeling beside Ames. "What's wrong with her?" Tara asked the redhead.
"Er...I twisted my ankle..."
For real...~
She laughed nervously and sighed. "I used my energy on Tara earlier... I'm pretty dry," She said to Kurama blushing as he carefully removed her shoe. "Don't worry! I can heal it!" He said with a bright smile. She was right about now doing a VERY good impression of a cherry. "Erm. Thanks..." 'Oh, great!' Tara thought, sitting down on a bench. 'She's fallen in love with the red-head!'
"Oi!" Tara sighed. "It's going to be a looong time before I get out of this stupid Ningen world."
She turned back to glare at Ames. "Baka..."
She got up and jumped into a tree. "If I have to watch this, I will stick forks, in my eyes..." ~Correction... He's been my crush... Plus what was YOUR first reaction to Hiei? HMMMMMMM~
"Erm... Just a question... but we sorta don't know you all yet... sooo... Names?" Ames asked.
"Oh! I'm Kurama, midget is Hiei, Orange hair is Kuwabara, and the guy that shot you is Yusuke." The red-head explained.
"Oh. Kay-o!"
'O.K. I must admit it, but at least I'm not drooling over him!' Tara thought back, giggling in her mind.
"So," Tara said to the others, "Is there any way to get out of here? Like back to Spirit World?" Tara said from the tree. Her voice was half-muffled by the leaves.
Yusuke looked at her. "Er... You know about spirit world?" Ames looked at him. "Well DUH! We ARE demons!" Yusuke still was confused. "Erm... then why are you here?" Suddenly Koenma popped up in front of Yusuke 2 inches away from his face. "ACK! Oh... it's just pacifier breath... Yes?" "Yusuke... You have noticed that demons are suddenly appearing everywhere... Your next case is to stop them and to defeat the 4 Saint Beasts. Aymye and Tara are going to help you." "WHAT? LITTLE MISS PINKIE AND EVIL ARE GOING TO HELP US?" "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?" Ames yelled. "I... AM... NOT... PINKIE!" She whapped him over his head ignoring her sprained ankle completely and sending him into the ground. Kurama sweatdropped and stood next to Tara. "She's the one not to be toyed with is she?"
"Yeah." said Tara, and then what Yusuke said hit her. "WHAT? IM NOT EVIL!"
Tara joined with Ames, who was beating the snot out of Yusuke, causing everyone to sweatdrop. "AMES!" Yelled Tara as she kicked Yusuke, "You know it isn't right to flirt with boys!"
"FLIRTING?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN FLIRTING!?! I WAS KICKING THE HELL OUT OF YUSUKE BECAUSE OF CALLING ME PINK!!" She yelled back at her friend taking most of it out on Yusuke who was now unconscious. She glared at him still fuming as she sat down her head spinning from yelling and loss of sanity. "Ne... I'll deal with you later," She said barely above a whisper and sounding a lot like a hiss. "Erm... I suggest we start on that quest now," she said getting up and rubbing her temples to make the pain go away.
'We still aren't finished with him!" Tara yelled, whacking Yusuke upside the head with her two-by-four.
"Ooooo..." gasped Kuwabara, "That's gonna leave an interesting bruise..."
Tara put her stick on her back and sat down on the ground. "So, how are WE supposed to help? I have absolutely no experience in fighting, so I may not be of any use." She smirked slightly."And I'm sure none of you want to be traveling home in a matchbox. My magic backfires all the time. But when they don't, I can kick some serious butt."
Ames looked at Tara. "But... What about that... Erm... Well whatever. I can fight. Being the youngest of 7 and living on the streets you have to fend for your self."
"Ah. Survival of the fittest. Street knowledge." Said Kurama. "What'ch you talking' 'bout? I was talking' 'bout who got the TV remote!" Kurama sweatdropped. "Right... Now... Once Tara finishes whacking the snot of Yusuke can we get started?" "I've been finished for the last five minutes. But if you would like me to beat the living daylights out of him again, I'd be glad to." Tara said to the Redhead. "I never get tired of hurting things... UNLESS IT'S A CUTE FUZZY KITTEN!"
Tara jumped up and shifted to her kitten form. All she managed to utter was an amazingly cute "Mew" "Eh heh heh... Erm right... Well whatever. CAN WE GO NOW?" "Let's do as Ames says." Stated Kurama. "YES! THANK YOU! Now..." Behind her back she started forming a small gray tabby cat. "FOLLOW THE BOUNCING GRAY KITTEN!!" She said as she revealed the little ball of fuzz that started walking the way that they were supposed to go.
Tara transformed back. "I'm not a bouncing gray kitten!" Tara yelled into Ames' ear. "Besides, I have no clue where we are supposed to go!"
Tara looked back at everyone else. "Now... where were we? OH! Where do we go now?"
"NOT YOU!" She said and she pointed at the gray kitten illusion that she had conjured. "Baka... Follow the kitten! He knows where to go!" SHe said and the gray kitten mewed and started cleaning his whiskers.
"KITTEN!"
Tara stopped. Now, WHERE DO WE GO??" Tara yelled again. "I'm getting tired of waiting."
She ran after the kitten, with everyone else behind her.
"WAIT FLUFFY KITTEN!"
EPISODE 3: Some Habits NEVER Die
"FINALLY!" Said Ames.
Later in a forest, that has a clearing, on the way to the Saint Beasts
"Okay. Now, Let's stop and set up camp. Tara, you and me will go get firewood while you three," She pointed at Kurama, Yusuke, and Hiei. "Set up the tents."
"Wait. Where'd we get tents?" asked Yusuke.
"From... THE MAGICAL... Er... Tent Maker 12!" She said and pulled out a rusty machine that made very fine quality tent fabric. "Now... SET UP! Com'on Tara." She said as she headed for the forest.
~I have an evil idea...~ She thought to Tara as she bent down to pick up a stick. ~
"What's your evil idea? No need for telepathy. No one else is within range to read our minds." Tara asked Ames. She used some of her powers to gather a large amount of sticks.
"We can go back now!" Tara said happily. She used a vine to tie the bundle of sticks up. "So, what was your evil plan?"
"Heh heh heh... Well... remember the city incident?" She asked her eyes deepening and her hair taking a darker tinge.
"Let's remake that!" She was already working her magic to scare the pants off of the boys.
Tara looked down at the ground. "But I don't want to get shot at again." She whined. "That bullet was a bit too close for comfort."
She ruffled her hair as she grabbed the rod. "Just make the illusion before I make the sound, O.K.?" Tara was obviously nervous.... Or was she just not up to it this time?
'Something's not right... She's supposed to love destruction... NUUUUUUUUUUU!! SHE'S BEEN POESSED BY A DEMON!!! Wait... she IS a demon...' Ames finished the animal which came out to be a huge dragon. 'Is it because... *gasps* Hee hee hee....' Ames held her smirk in and made the dragon fly. (Heh heh... Dragon fly? Get it? Dragonfly Dragon fly? HA! I made a funnie...)
"Okay...Let's scare 'em..."
Tara looked at the dragon. "This sound might fair well." She blew into the rod, creating a loud roar.
"What was that?" Said a tall, skinny guy.
"I dunno..." replied the shorter guy. "Sounded like a roar. Lets get it!!"
"O.K.! ARRR!"
Tara sensitive hearing picked up the men's voices. "I... suggest... we... leave..." But it was too late. The killers caught up.
"Erm... Help?" Ames said. She took off running at top speed screaming bloody murder letting her dragon follow her before disappearing. "TARA! HELP USING YOUR POWERS!!!" Tara turned around. "O.K. Here goes me!" She used her Howlnado attack. Unfortunately, it backfired.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Tara blacked out. She woke up, about an hour later.
"Dangit, that hurts. W-Where are we?" Tara got up and looked. This place certainly was not the camp.
"AMES! WAKE UP!" She yelled, making Ames jump
"AH! WHAT? Erm... Where are we?" She looked around at what was... Erm... used to be the camp. But now they were in the middle of a clearing with a bunch of snake demons surrounding them.
"T-Tara? Can you make people also?" Tara shook her head.
"Then... Where are we and how are we supposed to get out of this mess?" "Try to visualize your goal!" Tara said, smirking. "I'm a telepathy. I can call- Er- THINK for help."
She closed her eyes, and all was in silence, but that silence was soon broken. "WHAT??" Tara yelled. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'HELP YOURSELVES'? DON'T MAKE ME BREAK YOUR MIND!"
The yelling soon ended, and Tara opened her eyes again. "Their coming, and should be here in about... three... two... one..."
WHOOSH! The Yu Yu gang soon arrived.
Yusuke fired his spirit gun at a ball of snakes. "I hope we're not going to be saving you like this all the time." He said, looking back at the girls. Tara got up and tried to use her wind powers to blow them away, but ended up getting knocked into a tree by the wind. The force of the impact knocked her unconscious.
"AW MAN! I WAS WANTING TO TEASE HER ABOUT LIKING HIEI!" Said Ames stomping her foot. The whole group looked at her questioningly.
"What was that nigen?"
"HEY! I'm not a baka human!" She glared at him evilly and crossed her arms, a smirk playing across her lips. Hiei just shrugged.
"HEY! DID YOU HEAR ME!?" Yelled Ames.
"Kurama? Are you hearing something?"
"Hiei..." Ames was now fuming and brimming with anger. Her teeth ground together and her fist clenched and unclenched.
"SAY THAT TO MY FACE BAKA!" She yelled and gave him a punch in the jigen eye sending him an inch or so backwards. He glowed a purple and black and his fist was crackling.
"Oops?"
Tara's eyes shot open just as Hiei began to flame. "Hey Hiei! I wouldn't do that if I were you!" She yelled.
Hiei took a short moment to look at her. Tara glared at him. "She isn't a marshmallow, so it would be an improper use of fire to flame her." Tara paused for a minute to get up. "And if you DO flame her, which I do not doubt due to your high level of stupidity, I will make your life a living nightmare."
She balled her hand into a fist, waiting for his reply. "You would be surprised at the pain I can cause someone."
Her arm sparked, and Ames remembered this. It was the attack that Tara had used when they had first met.
"Yeah!" Said Ames fully agreeing with her friend. She got a stern glance from Hiei.
"Erm..." She quickly hid behind the nearest person, Kurama.
"Eep! Tara! Hurry up with that nightmare thing! He's going to kill me! I don't wanna die! I don't want to die! I was going to be something great!"
"SHUT UP!" Yelled Yusuke.
"YOU!" Yelled back Ames.
"Tara just make his life a living heck!" Tara cast a lightning attack and zapped Hiei. The shock knocked him down a bit, and everyone burst into laughing when he got up.
"Look at your hair!" Yusuke managed to blurt out. Hiei walked over to the lake and gasped.
"What did you do to my hair?" Hiei asked Tara, who was laughing herself to death. Hiei's hair now looked even MORE poofy then it did five minutes ago.
Ames eyed him curiously.
"Hi...ei...? OH MY GOSH! HIEI HAS A FRO!" She started bursting out laughing. Kurama started chuckling to himself while the others were laughing.
"I do believe Hiei needs a comb..."
"OH OH! I've one! I have one!" Said Ames holding up her special comb. It was a beautiful blue green with a faux Sakura blossom.
"Buuuuuuuuuuut... He tried to kill me... Tara... Should I let him use it?"
"Nah! Let's leave his hair like that... It'll be more torturing!" Kuwabara was pointing and laughing.
"Hiei got dissed by a couple of girls!"
"SHUT UP KUWABAKA!" He said and threw a punch. Yusuke tried to pull him off of Kuwabara and failed. Kurama sighed and dived in also. Ames yelped and got pulled in by the rolling fight cloud. Tara jumps into a tree to avoid the rolling ball of chaos.
"Ohhhhhh! Kuwabara threw a heavy punch to Yusuke's head! That's gotta hurt! Did Kurama's hair get pulled out? Oh never mind that was a blood splatter..." She pulled Koto (The Dark Tournament Announcer) over and made her sit down.
"Ohhhhhhhhh! It's like the dark Tournament but with less people!"
Tara flinched a bit as she watched the fight. Summoning up all of her courage, she jumped from the tree to the ground.
She turned her tazer up to full power and aimed at the ball of chaos. "I hope you brought your sunglasses, Koto, because this is going to be bright."
"I did bring them." Koto replied, slipping her sunglasses on. Tara tossed the tazer into the whirling ball of doom and it exploded into electric bolts and light.
~A while later
everyone was burnt, shocked, and flamed. A few of them continued to spark.
Koto gasped at the multitude of injuries. "Wow! That fight certainly went out in a bang."
Tara glared at the fox-girl. "Bad pun, Koto."
Koto smiled nervously. "I know it was..."
"Owwww... Tara!" Ames said.
"Eep! Gotta go!" Koto said.
"Tara... You could've let me kill these guys! I Know I can..." pouted Ames. Kurama was up and not charred.
"Thank you healing powers..." He said. Ames tried not to smile out of cuteness. A cough was heard from Yusuke and Kuwabara.
"Awwww... Did the little babies get hurt?"
"Ames! Shut up!"
"Hey... Don't make me use this again!" Said Tara.
"Yes'm..." He said his head drooping.
"Let's continue with this mission okay?" Said Ames.
"Hai..." Said Kurama. Ames and Kurama waited for the rest.
Tara grinned an evil grin and pulled something out of her bag. "This is the Shock Waver BFG 2003!" She said triumphantly. "It is a stronger, more advanced, and more painful version of the Tazer."
She took a short moment to glare at all of them. "If any of you misbehave," She turned it on and the poky end sparked, "You'll get a taste of this."
Everyone, even Koenma (He's following them?) flinched.
"She is REALLY starting to scare me..." Yusuke whispered to Kurama. He felt a surge of electricity run through his body and he fell to the ground. "I heard that, you twit!" Tara yelled. "Meep..." Said Ames going wide eyed.
"Mesa be good... Now... ONWARD!" The fluff ball (kitten from earlier) started off again suddenly appearing. Ames glanced and Yusuke and sighed.
'The things I do for a mission...' she thought as she picked up his charred form and walked on.
"You know... We should leave him to the wolves and foxes..." She said making Kurama sweatdrop. Hiei almost smiled at this comment.
"Why can't we?" Ames looked at him.
"...I don't know..." She replied thoughtfully.
"Because we're here..." Said Kuwabara.
"Yes I know that Kuwabaka..." Sighed Ames. Tara rolled her eyes and zapped him for no reason.
"YEA TARA!" Shouted Ames dropping Yusuke causing him to wake up.
"HEY!"
"You hush... Baka ne Yusuke..." Said Ames rolling her eyes. Tara zapped him again and he fell unconscious.
"Leave him..." Said Hiei.
"Yeah... but you never know... His spirit gun could come in handy..." Argued Ames.
"Hn. I'm better than any ningen..." He mumbled.
"Hush it!" Said Kurama. They were arriving deeper into the forest.
"Errrrrrrrr... Where were going?"
"To the... The..." Everyone sweatdropped.
"Erm... Tara?"
Ames: Okay hey! Ayume and myself have MERGED FORCES AND ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! But we need something to practice on so we're gunna do FF first.
Ayume: YES! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Well anyway... We've Merged as Ames said so now we're known as Shipyume or Ayupo 'cause on other sites Ames is Shippo Gurl so yeah.
Ames: YEA! R+R! ^-^