iLove/iHate

Chapter 1: Quintesa Who?

Author's Notes: I don't own iCarly, Drake and Josh, or Zoey 101. I spell Freddie's name like Freddy. Ever notice how sometimes the g irls in Zoey 101 go on iCarly? Well it all begins when Quinn's logging onto that and Logan's in the room, but Zoey, Lola, Chase, and Michael are gone. Spoilers for the last episode of Zoey 101.

"I think that Seddie is actually very possible, because just think about it, the same person who created Drake & Josh and Zoey 101 also created iCarly. Think about the love/hate relationships that happened in those other two shows. Quogan (Quinn/Logan) and Josh/Mindy both started out with tons of fighting and the characters seemingly hating each other, but now they love each other."

"It's kind of a Dan Schneider signature to have h ate become love."

- MewNacho and iMIMI37 on the iCarly "seddie or creddie" board.

Quinn went onto iCarly.

"I don't really see why you like that, Quinn," Logan said. "Shouldn't you like that nerd webshow 'Spelling Bee Daily' more?"

"I used to," Quinn said. "But Lola and Zoey said they are pretty and funny."

"I'm sure you're even more pretty and funny," Logan said.

Quinn smiled, and she and Logan's lips formed in kissy lips, and they closed their eyes.

Suddenly, the door opened. Quinn and Logan opened their eyes and turned around.

"Quinn," said Lol. "What's Logan doing here? And what's with the kissy lips?"

"Oh, I was just," Quinn started. "Thinking about Mark." Actual tears started to form, but she hid her eyes so Logan wouldn't see.

"Aww Quinn," Lola said, patting her shoulder. Then she raised both eyebrows, looking at Logan. "And you?"

"Oh, umm…" Logan tried.

Despite his and Quinn's big announcement at the prom, Lola had shown up too late to hear it, so they were still hiding it from her.

"Let me guess," said Lola. "You were-"

"I wanted to kiss Quinn," Logan said super fast. He then immediately covered his mouth.

Lola gasped.

"You wish," said Quinn, slapping his cheek.

"Y-y-you wanted to kiss Quinn?" Lola asked, shocked.

"He better not," said Quinn, looking at him with eyes that said 'right?'

"No I don't," said Logan. "I h ate Quinn Penski."

"Then why'd you say you wanted to kiss her?" Lola said.

"Well… uh… uh…" Logan tried.

"He meant to say Quintesa," Quinn said.

"Quintesa?" Lola asked.

"Yes," said Logan. "Beautiful with blue eyes. Quite the h ottie."

Quinn looked at him. He seemed serious.

She looked at him with a look that said 'are you serious?'

He looked at her with a look that said 'no, just play along.'

She breathed a sigh of relief. It was so soft Lola couldn't hear it.

"Hmm…" said Lola. "I think I'll look into this Quintesa."

"No… wait," Quinn said, but Lola had already gone out the door. Quinn looked at Logan sadly. "Now what?"

"Now Lola meets Quintesa," Logan said.

"What do you-" Quinn looked at him again. "Oh."

Lola didn't know where this 'Quintesa' was but she figured she was close.

She went to room 102 first.

And there was a g irl with brown hair and blue eyes. Her hair looked like Quinn's and she looked like she was wearing blue contacts.

"Quinn?" Lola asked.

"I'm not Quinn," the g irl said in a voice that had a little hint of Quinn's voice in it. "I'm Quintesa."

"Oh," said Lola, blinking. "Well nice talking with you."

"Nice talking with you too," she said. When Lola left, Quinn took off the blue cotacts. "Ugh, I h ate wearing these s tupid contacts."

Quinn tripped and Logan, who had been hiding, caught her and gave her back her glasses.

"Thanks," Quinn said, taking off the blue contacts and putting back on her glasses.

"Why don't you wear those contacts more often?" Logan asked, curious.

"I don't know," Quinn said. "I don't like them. When you stare at the computer screen then-"

"Well, wouldn't you be smart enough to know not to do that?"

"Oh like you don't do it."

"I never said I didn't, I'd just think you'd be smart enough to know not to do that."

Quinn laughed.

"What?"

Quinn looked behind her at the door, without turning around.

Somebody was there. Lola.

Quinn laughed again.

"What?!" Logan repeated louder.

"You're right," Quinn said, still laughing. "You wouldn't be smart enough to know not to stare at the computer screen too long."

"So?" Logan said. "Who cares if I-"

Quinn winked.

"Wha-" he looked over her shoulder and saw Lola.

Lola blinked. "Hi guys. What are you doing in Quintesa's room? And where is she?"

"We just came here to see her," Quinn said.

"I was gonna give her some lip action," Logan said with kissy lips.

"Gross," said Lola. "Hey Quinn, why are you wearing Quintesa's dress?"

"She gave me her clothes," Quinn said.

Lola raised both eyebrows. "All her clothes?"

"No, no way. Just some of them," Quinn said.

"How many?"

"I don't know, I didn't count."

"Where did she go?" Quinn asked.

"Quintesa," Lola said.

"Oh," said Quinn. "Trip with parents."

"Oh."

"Now come on."

"Where?"

"To our room," Quinn said. "To watch iCarly."

"Oh yeah," Lola remembered. "My favorite website. It starts soon, doesn't it?"

"Yeah it does," Quinn said. "Now come on. I already have it up on the laptop."

"Okay," Lola said as they headed out the door.

"I thought you were watching that earlier," Logan said.

"No," said Quinn. "I just logged in. It hadn't started yet."

"Well it's gonna start soon, come on, faster," Lola said.

"Okay," Quinn said, running faster.

They finally got in their room and started watching.

"You should watch too, Logan," Lola said. "It might teach you how to be funny."