Officer Sofia has it all planned out, well except for the outcome at least. It will either be: A) the best WTF face ever seen or B) he could completely flip out and burn her to bits. If all goes well it will be A, but she still can't be sure so she has to time it just right. One, have very revealing top…Check. Two, have extremely short miniskirt…Check. Three, Very large trench coat to hide said outfit…Check. And Four, Water bottle just in case…Really Check. Now all she has to do is pick the time and place to strike.
Later that night she watches as he leaves headquarters alone, she quickly follows him down the street just to make sure no one is watching before she approaches him, "Excuse me you would happen to be the famous Roy Mustang would you?" She says sweetly from behind.
He turns to face a young woman wearing a form-fitting trench coat, "I might be," His eyebrow rises, "And who might you be?"
In an instant the coat is off revealing her little outfit, she watches his face as it turns a soft shade of red, as she grabs hold of his arm and places it between her breasts as she snuggles up to him, "Oh, I'm just a little admirer, hoping to get a glimpse of the Great Flame Alchemist."
Roy tries to break free, but she's stronger than she looks, "Well, um what was your name?" She's caught him completely off guard.
Sofia's other hand grabs tight to his ass, and watches his deep black eyes go wide, "Wouldn't you like to know, my hot little alchemist." Before he can react she gently licks his neck before racing away, "I'll see you around Mustang." She turns a corner before she bursts out laughing, his face was priceless. She looks down to see the coat is gone, but she doesn't care she walks down the empty street whistling a tune. Even if he keeps the coat it's not like anyone would believe him anyway. Now who will be her next victim?