Wheel of Death

Rating: R

Disclaimer: I do not own Malcolm or Reese or the show Malcolm in the Middle.

Chapter 1

Malcolm and Reese reached the front of the line for the new ride. They had been waiting for days for the ride to open, and hours to in the sun to actually get on.

As they handed their tickets to the ride operator, Reese turned to Malcolm. "You know, they say that this thing spins so fast, it actually tears your soul right from your body and flings it across the park."

Malcolm rolled his eyes. "Yeah, you've told me like five times since we got in line. Let's just get on." The two headed forward and climbed into seats opposite each in a car. The operator buckled them in.

"Now remember, the park is in no way responsible for any accidents and/or injuries you may experience on the Wheel of Death. Keep your arms and legs inside the ride car at all times, and avoid releasing any bodily fluids off of the car. Liquid projectiles are dangerous to passing pedestrians."

Reese raised an eyebrow. "What does he mean by bodily fluids? Like piss? Does he expect me to take a piss of this ride? Or like sperm? Do people regularly jerk off on this thing?"

Malcolm groaned. "He means puke, you idiot..." Malcolm leaned back against the back of the seat. "When is this thing gonna start up, anyway?"

Just as he said this, the ride started to rotate. The cars began to revolve around the center of the wheel, while they also began to rotate on each arm, spinning faster and faster.

Malcolm and Reese felt the wind blow hard against them as they just barely hung on to their seats. Reese screamed over the roar of the ride. "This is fucking awesome!"

As Malcolm was about to agree, he felt the pressure of the wind tear his open plaid shirt from him. "What the hell? That was weird." The wind continued to blow against them, quickly tearing off both of their t-shirts.

Reese looked down at his exposed chest. "-the fuck? This wind is really strong!" His eyes widened as he realized the wind had somehow just unbuttoned his cargo shorts, and his legs lifted into the air as they flew off into the park. Malcolm's jeans followe suit.

Malcolm moved his hands to cover his red plaid boxers. "This is really creepy!" He yelled to Reese over the roar of the Wheel. Reese was in dark blue boxers, and had his hands prssed against them, trying to keep them from being blown away.

"This wind is such a freakin' perv!" Reese tried to hold his grip on his boxers, but the wind wouldn't give in. He felt them slowly slip down his legs as his soft dick became exposed to the open air. There was a rip as the back of his boxers tore open and they flew off into the air.

Malcolm gasped in embarassment as his boxers tore off too. He moaned a bit as he realized the strong wind was stimulating the head of his penis. It slowly began to harden, standing up in the heavy gust.

Reese pointed and laughed. "Look who gets a hard-on from frickin air!" Malcolm rolled his eyes. "Yeah, you too..." Reese looked down and saw that his own member had hardened from the air.

He couldn't help but moan as he realized the cool air was moving so fast that it was actually jerking him off. He and Malcolm leaned their heads back as their dicks were massaged by the heavy wind.

As precum surfaced on Malcom's cock, he reached down and began to jerk it himself. "Shit, I just can't help it! I'm so fucking horny!" Reese followed his example and began fapping quickly at his boner.

"Oh god! I'm gonna blow my load!" Reese's rapid jerking took effect quickly as he reached his orgasm, firing ropes of sticky white sperm into the air.

Malcolm groaned. 'I'm cumming!" His own dick shot spurts of warm jizz into the crowd below them as he struggled to catch his breath. They both leaned back as the ride began to slow down.

Reese unbuckled himself. "So, they really did mean cum when they said bodily fluids." He looked around as they got off the ride. Everyone in the other cars was also stripped down. Most were trying to cover up their obvious hard-ons.

Malcolm suddenly pointed. "Look!" A hot blonde girl about their age stepped off the last car, trying unsuccessfully to cover her exposed tits and pussy. Reese grinned. "Dibs on her vag, nerd."

To be continued...