Erin Esurance and the Mysterious Stranger were on a long highway fighting robots in hot air balloons during a Nascar race. Erin ripped off the hood of her car and exposed her coils. Oil spilled everywhere. Then they entered Texas and started orgasming and killing Texans, except Erin's childhood friend and her family and maybe her friends. But everyone else was in deep shit. Then the Mysterious Stranger asked, "How can I get a good deal on car insurance, since you killed the fucking hood?" Lisa said, "Call Esurance and make me orgasm, and rub my coils." Then her vagina blew up, and the Mysterious Stranger said, "I don't love you anymore. I'm going to Geico." He then shoved the gecko up his bum while the Aflac Duck nibbled at the Mysterious Stranger's member and ate the Gecko. Aflac Duck said "Aflac" and then demanded "A-fuck me." The Mysterious Stranger was happy to oblige.
Meanwhile Erin Esurance was collecting pieces of her vagina from the vaginal explosion. She discovered, however, that she had another hole in her body: her supple sphincter. Aflac Duck threw up the Geico Gecko and she put him up her supple anus, and then she sucked the Aflac Duck's bill, while he nibbled her nipples. Luckily, her clit had recovered with the help of Captain Planet. Ma-Ti came and used the Power of Heart to make Aflac Duck fall in love with Gecko. And they made hot, sexy Gecko babies. Erin Esurance wanted custody over the babies, but Ted would not allow it.
The Mysterious Stranger wanted to do Erin Esurance up the butt like a hard gecko, but her butt was too small. So, the Mysterious Stranger went to the car and got some of the motor oil to use as a lube for her ass. Then he called Esurance to make sure that they were insured against having babies. Then they used mayonnaise as lube and they got parasites in Erin's vagina. And everyone died.
The end.