Total Drama Revenge of the Revenge of the Island
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This is a story if all 24 competitors competed against one another in an ultimate Total Drama. If I get enough reviews, mainly positive, I'll continue with the story. If not, I'll just get rid of it. I do not own Total Drama or any of its characters.
***Means confessional both opening and ending***
"Welcome, viewers, to another season of Total Drama. What a better way to celebrate than bringing back all 22 original contestants, including the 2 new ones from Total Drama World Tour. That's right, 24! The most we have ever done. This means more drama, more shocking eliminations, more love stories, and more alliances than you guys can probably handle! And what better way to do that than have three teams of eight! The competition will be harder and the stakes are higher as well! That's right, we're giving away 2 million dollars to the winner of this season! Get ready to meet the contestants right here on Total….Drama…Revenge… of the Revenge of the Island! Oh yeah, by the way, jail really sucks." Chris finishes and he is standing on the docks of Camp Wawanakwa, seeming to be cleared of the radioactive junk.
After the theme song, all of the contestants have arrived. Duncan and Gwen are up front, finishing a kissing session, and Trent looks steamed.
"Can I go to the confessional right now?" asks Trent angrily.
"Sorry, Trent, but it's time for teams! Now they have already been pre-decided, but I'll say the twist afterwards! Alright, Team 1 is Owen, Noah, Duncan, Ezekiel, Gwen, Lindsay, Izzy, and Eva," Chris allows the eight of them to walk towards him, and Duncan looks angry at Ezekiel, who has fully recovered from his feral state and is in his normal clothes.
"What, we have to be on the same team as this loser?" asks Duncan.
"Yep, but hey, maybe he'll accomplish something this season, but probably not. Next up is Team 2 and in that team are Trent, Tyler, DJ, Alejandro, Heather, Katie, Leshawna, and Bridgette." The eight walk over next to Team 1, and Heather is suspicious of Alejandro.
"Hey, Alejandro, are you going to eliminate every single contestant or will I have to?" Heather asks.
Alejandro responds. "Actually, Heather, after my serious injury from last year, I decided to stop being such a total jerk. I'm just going to see how the cards fall." Heather immediately laughs at this statement, and Cody realizes that he's standing right next to Sierra.
"Wait, Chris, does that mean I'll have to be with…SIERRA?" Cody screams in panic.
"Of course," Chris says smugly, "why else do you think I made your team, Cody? Anyway, just for new viewers your team is made up of Geoff, Cody, Harold, Justin, Beth, Sierra, Sadie, and Courtney.
"Wait, I have to be on a different team than, like, Katie?" Sadie asks nervously. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Well, I would switch the teams but alas, the producers said that this would be more interesting." Chris laughs evilly at his statement. "Anyway, you were probably going to ask about team names, I assume?" Everyone nods. "Of course, and to complete this you all are going to race all the way to the top of the cliff, working together to get over a shark tank, a banana peel field, and a giant bed of termites! This will be your opportunity to get to know your team, and also to stay alive. Once you get to the end of the race, three names will be available – The Screaming Ducks, the Killer Deer, and the Fighting Bears. You get to pick the team name you want if you get there first or second. And I'm sure the last place team will get stuck with the Black Sheep of the names, cough-Screaming Ducks-cough. Any questions?"
Trent raises his hand. "Can I now use the confessional?"
"Fine, the confessionals are open for ten minutes. If anyone does not report back in ten minutes, they will be left out of the challenge. Understood?" Chris realizes that everyone, save Owen and Beth, went to the confessional. In front was Trent, Gwen, Katie, Duncan, Courtney, and Tyler.
***Trent stared into the camera angrily. "You know, I'm usually a nice guy and all, but man I am so angry! It's one thing to break up and kiss someone else, or even the other way around. But, Gwen never broke up with me and never said sorry. She just makes out with Duncan like he's the best guy ever. Ugh, now that I officially hate Duncan, and somewhat hate Gwen, I'll do whatever it takes to get them eliminated and show that they shouldn't mess with someone who was just absent for a season!"***
***Gwen stared into the camera upset. "I honestly think that Trent is taking this the wrong way. Yeah I didn't break up with him, but wasn't it kind of implied? Anyway, I don't think being in a long term relationship is a good thing. Right?"***
*** "OMG! I can't believe Sadie's not on my team this season! We were going to hang out and win together, but now I may be beating her team into the ground! I can't do that!"***
*** "Man, Trent needs to learn to letup. Sure, it's probably wrong to date someone without breaking up…. Oh man, Courtney's gonna kill me!" Duncan hears Courtney yelling, "YOU BET I AM!" "Darn it." ***
*** "I am soooooo gonna kill Duncan. He thinks he can just step over me like a dirty welcome mat, well think again!" ***
*** "Oh man, I'm so stoked about this season! I can't wait to flirt with Lindsay again! Wait, are the ten minutes up?" Tyler looks worried and Chris walks in the door. "Yep, Tyler, they have been over for five minutes. Didn't you notice everyone ran away before you got in?" "Well, I thought they just wanted to get a head start. I could've caught up to them." "Well, you may want to run like you've never ran before!" Tyler runs like a mad man out of the confessional. "I love my job!" ***
Tyler is running out with toilet paper stuck to his foot, and he is yelling. "Hey! Guys! Wait up for me!"
Team 2, excluding Tyler, are the first ones to make it to the shark tank. Everyone but Trent looks worried.
"Um, even though I'm good at sports and all, I have no idea how to get over this," says Bridgette. Suddenly, Trent is on the other side with not a scratch at all, and is walking away angrily. "Hey! Dude! How'd you do that!" He didn't respond.
"You know, we could just go around it," Alejandro suggests, and they go around it carefully, as one false step they could fall on the lower edge of the cliff.
"Alejandro, of all the people trying to help people. I guess you lost your mojo," says Heather, giggling in a mean behavior.
"I told you, I might as well win the stupid money without anyone hating me. If you think about it, it is kind of a sense of manipulation, so now you can leave me alone."
"Sure, softie."
"URGH!"
The scene flips to Team 1, encountering the shark tank.
"I'll go first," Eva says.
"Sure, you're not being stupid at all," Noah says in a sarcastic tone. Eva steps into the tank and scares the sharks and makes it to the other side. "You know, we could just go around it."
"Yeah, but Owen won't fit, remember Einstein!" says Duncan, and Gwen laughs at his statement. This angers Noah, and he throws Duncan in the shark tank.
Gwen gasps in horror, and punches Noah off the ledge. Fortunately, Owen saves him, but the bad news is that this brought him right into Owen's armpit, much to everyone's amusement.
"Now let the Zeke-Meister show you dudes how it's done, eh." Ezekiel jumps into the pit and leisurely swims to the other side, but the sharks almost grab him, causes him to jump in the air in a panic and land on his face on the other side.
Team 3 arrives, as well as a tired Tyler. The rest of Team 1, thanks to Owen's farts, get them safely across.
Back at Team 2, the team easily avoids the peels. But, a question raises in DJ's mind. "Hey, don't want to be rude or anything, but do you know where Tyler is?" Everyone looks around, except Trent who keeps going.
Team 3 uses Justin's pretty looks to get them halfway across, while Cody, Sierra, Courtney, and Sadie are stuck behind. Cody jumps in, with the "encouragement" of Sierra. This meant that she freaked him enough to jump into mortal danger. Without thinking, Sierra grabs Courtney and Sadie, and punches the sharks and escapes.
Tyler overconfidently jumps in, only to get a shark bite on his hindquarters. He falls of the lower edge of the cliff, and now has to start over.
Team 1 makes it to the banana peels, and Owen and Izzy keep slipping on them.
"Man, this is so fun! Big O, we should do this more often!" Izzy jumps up on the peels and slips all over the place. Much to Noah and Duncan's annoyance, Lindsay joins in.
"WEEE! I never felt so alive!" says Lindsay. "Oh boy I can't wait to show Tyler this!"
"Come on, Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dum, and Tweedle Doofus, we have a name to win and I'd rather be called the 'Fighting Bears' than be called the 'Screaming Ducks.'" Duncan gets a smirk from Gwen, and Owen, Izzy, and Lindsay carefully follow them.
Team 3 arrives, and Harold has a smirk on his face.
"Hey, guys, I went to trap camp and I know the perfect positions into avoiding a clearance of banana peels. All you do is step on your toes so that your heel is a perfect right angle compared to your leg. Then you spring jump half a foot in the air and land in a clean spot in the exact position you were before." Harold notices that everyone finished the maze of banana peels when he finished his explanation. Before he started he noticed a panting and bite mark ridden Tyler just behind him. Being halfway up the cliff, Tyler confidently scaled the banana peels. Unfortunately, he twists his ankle and falls an even bigger drop down the cliff.
Team 2 were at their final obstacle- the Termite bed. Luckily, no one had anything of wood, except for Trent who had his guitar.
Without thinking, Trent throws his guitar over the bed, safely landing in a zone where the termites can't reach thanks to a small, glass wall. Trent and his other teammates cross, cheering in victory. Chris meets them at the tip of the cliff, and smiling.
"Congrats, Team 2, you get first…wait, where's your eighth player? You can't choose a name until he or she gets up the cliff.
Everyone on the team grunts, "Tyler," and Team 1 comes up first, ready to claim their names.
"Congrats, Team 1, you get first pick at your name. You can choose between the Fighting Bears, best choice, Killer Deer, or the horribly named Screaming Ducks. Your pick."
Owen immediately hears duck and says. "Wait, you're serving DUCK! Awesome, where is it?"
"Okay, I can't believe you guys chose the Screaming Ducks, I guess that's what you get for betting with Chef Hatchet that no one would pick that name. I guess I was wrong," Chris turns around and gives Chef 5 dollars.
"Thanks, Owen," Duncan says in a sarcastic tone.
"Hey, leave him alone, he's my friend, you know," Noah retorts.
"Well you know what, you're just a lazy geek who probably can't do anything for himself other than make sarcastic comments about everyone."
"That's it!" Noah shoves Duncan off the cliff into the water. Gwen follows suit by tossing Noah into the water. Trent catches a glimpse of Gwen, and turns his head, waiting for his teammate.
You know, I can't believe I found myself throwing someone off a cliff, huh, I guess that's just how fate works. Gwen thinks to herself as Team 3 arrives with no sign of Tyler.
"Alright, Team 3, you're lucky enough that no one has taken the best name of the bunch. You can pick that or the Killer Deer."
"Who would be stupid enough to pick the Ducks?" Courtney asks, and Ezekiel points to Owen. "Anyway, we pick the Fighting Bears." Everyone on her team cheers, and Katie cheers for Sadie.
After 5 minutes of waiting endlessly, Tyler shows up with his shirt nearly entirely ripped off, and has banana peel stuck to his head, and termites in his shoe.
"Well well well, if it isn't Tyler the unreliable team member," says Heather.
"I'm sorry, but I got knocked off a cliff twice, mauled by sharks, almost broke my rib cage on banana peels, and got attacked by more than a thousand termites!"
"Well, Team 2, since you were the last to arrive you get the second best name- the Killer Deer. Our first challenge is tonight, so Tyler, you're lucky this wasn't for elimination. As for all of you, get a good sleep for the time being." Chris signs the contestants off, and yells to Noah and Duncan, and Duncan seems to be strangling Noah. "HEY YOU TWO NIMRODS BETTER GET SOME REST! TONIGHT'S OUR FIRST ELIMINATION CHALLENGE, AND YOU GET NO SLEEP!"
*** A soaked Noah is holding a piece of paper and smiling to the camera. "You know, I actually had 'Throw a Jerk off a Cliff for a Good Reason' on my bucket list. I can't believe that happened, and I thought I'd never finish that part. ***
Chris is at the cliff and sunset is starting.
"So, this is the conclusion of an amazing episode of Total Drama Revenge of the Revenge of the Island. Will Noah complete his bucket list? Will the Screaming Ducks ever forgive Owen for picking such a horrible name? And, will Leshawna ever get a line in the net episode? Find out on the next episode of Total…Drama…Revenge of the Revenge of the Island!"