Hello readers! Shadowrend here in the Invader Zim fanfiction archive! Early warning, THIS IS A PARODY!!!! No, it is NOT a real ZaDr, just a humorous fic to represent the way I feel about ZaDr, AKA, utter revulsion. When I first read IZ, I had no idea what ZaDr was, and as a consequence was scarred for life. Never have I read another. Next order of business, oh, and this is for you, fan girls, leave me the HELL alone! Save your freedom of fiction bullshit for someone who cares. If you no like, then you no read, that simple. Now, onto the fic of Doom! And Pigs! (The first paragraph killed me to write. Calling Zim hot made me want to chop my own balls off as punishment. Yeah, sometimes being a guy and writing fiction sucks.)
One day, Zim was eating the food at the school cafeteria, regardless of the fact it was toxic to his belly and may have still been alive, but he's Zim, and he's cool enough to eat Earth food. Oh, and he was like, REALLY tall now, in line to be the next Tallest in fact, even though he destroyed half of Irk, and the current Tallest hate him, not to mention the fact that they are nearly eight feet tall. But if we followed the storyline, even roughly, then this story wouldn't make sense, so we'll just ignore that. Zim was also super sexy now, and the girls loved him. Also, he was WAY cooler, like a certain brooding Uchiha with hair like a duck's butt. Anyway, he was hot. Dib walked in and Zim was all like "OMFG even though I hate him I love him and feel so totally gay right now, and the author is going to kill me later for making him write this." As the dark entity in the mysterious form of a teenage boy glared, Dib walked over and said, "Dirty alien scu- Zim you are a sexy beast!" (Dear readers, please excuse the vomiting you hear in the background, and we will be back momentarily.)
Okay, so after declaring their undying love for each other, and a lemon described with SO much detail that the person who wrote it must be mentally insane, Zim and Dib were on a date, once again completely disregarding that they hate each other. After almost getting raped on the way home by a hooker (don't even ask), Dib slept. Mysteriously, a ONE YEAR LATER sign appeared. HOLY SHIT!!! THERE IT IS! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
ONE YEAR LATER
Now that a year has passed, Dib has mysteriously gotten pregnant, even though he's a guy, and not a girl-turned-guy, but guy-guy. The baby's name was Zid.
THE END
Let's see… mysteriously falling in love…check. Chat speak…check. Incredibly and infuriatingly short…check. Half assed effort for beta reader requirements…check. Crappy ending…check. Well, that's everything so, and for the first time in a long time,
Shadows consume,
Shadowrend
"I am not insane. Insanity is simply the inability of those to understand me and what I do."