No Escape
To think that, they, of all people, could come to an end. Here, of all places. A goddamn convenience store.
Leon tried to think back about how this came to be, but the zombies were getting in the way. Ada was too busy shooting and kicking them in the face to care.
"Leon, stop being such a pussy and give me a hand!" Ada said as she caved a zombies chest in with a withering stare.
Leon snapped out of it and heaved a crate of Mountain Dew at another zombie. Caffeine, blood, and Yellow No. 5 showered aisle six where the two of them had made their stand.
There was blood everywhere, it was up to their ankles. Hours of zombie killing had left behind a deluge of blood and ichor and zombie bits of epic proportions
"Leon, we've got to do something about all this blood!" Ada exclaimed. Her thigh-mounted guns were nearly jammed from all the stuff.
"Yeah! But what can we do! All the exits are blocked! We're trapped!" Leon exclaimed right back. His manly guns blazing death into a crowd of shuffling zombies.
Ada spied a white box a few aisles down and got an idea.
"I have an idea," she said. "Cover me (in a totally non-sexual way)!" Ada leapt underneath a shopping card, rolling and blasting zombies all the way down through the feminine hygiene aisle.
"Wh...wha?!" Leon said, stupefied. Despite the fact that he was a crack zombie killer, he had some slow reflexes when it came to women (or fast reflexes, ifyouknowwhatImean).
Ada had reached her destination. She tore the top off the box of Kotex (it just fits!), took aim, and tossed the tampons while simultaneously blasting holes in the approaching zombies in one deft maneuver. Before the wounds had time to bleed, the meticulously-aimed tampons plugged them air-tight.
"Wow!" was all Leon was able to muster at the display (he also kind of popped a boner) (I mean, come on, they're being assaulted by zombies, how big a boner could you get?).
In a barrage of bullets and winged maxi-pads, Ada felled the remaining zombies and mopped up the biblical-sized blood flood.
"Well?" Ada said, holding out her slender, muscular hand to Leon, "Wanna ride the crimson wave on out of here?"
"Hell yeah I do!" Leon said, accepting her hand.
They both hopped on a raft made of tampons and surfed on out of the convenience store into the sunset.
THE END?