This is what mid-terms do to ur brains. I have a short break until I have to study science. So here I go.
Pairing: wolfyuu; conyuu; gunyuu
Rating: k+ I guess
Warnings: for once I don't have any.
Other: very very very ooc. It's a spoof of kkm.
KKM Spoofed
Once again, our supposedly hero, Yuuri Shibuya has gotten captured by an assassin in the forest somewhere. Our real hero Conrad, and our fiancé Wolfram set out to rescue him immediately.
They found him held by the assassin with a knife to his neck. Yuuri was scared but he knew that they would save him.
"Yuuri! Unhand him you meanie! I will defeat you!" Conrad was shouting at an unreasonable loud voice.
"Conrad, why are you yelling like an idiot?" Wolfram asked.
"Because I feel like it! Now, let go of my Yuuri!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait just a minute. First, you" Wolfram pointed to the assassin, "let go of the boy."
The assassin immediately let go of Yuuri, because who wouldn't after Wolfram yelled at him.
Wolfram continued his rant. "Second, what are you saying your Yuuri for? He's my Yuuri." He said to Conrad.
"That is what I said, My Yuuri." Conrad said defensibly.
"No! That's not what I mean! He's not your Yuuri! He's MY Yuuri!" Wolfram shouted. "Why don't we ask Yuuri then?" Wolfram offered. They both turned to face our hero.
"Uh, hey, don't look at me. Conrad is handsome and sexy, but Wolfram pretty and will kill me if I don't choose him. So, you guys are on your own." He said.
Son Conrad and Wolfram kept up their bickering for seven more minutes.
"What are you getting so worked up for? I keep saying MY Yuuri and you just correct me saying that it's not your Yuuri it's my Yuuri. But I never said your Yuuri in the first place!" Conrad yelled back.
Oh, now I see. Maybe I can outsmart him.
"Ok. He's not my Yuuri; he's your Yuuri." Wolfram thought that he could outsmart Conrad. He was wrong.
"Oh, really. Only if you insist." Then he went and kissed Yuuri on the lips.
"Eh, not my taste. You can have him Wolf." Then he walked away.
Günter came to Yuuri and asked for a kiss. He was shocked when Wolfram came.
"No way! I was next to kiss him!" Wolfram shouted.
"Ok, you first." Günter said. And Wolfram kissed Yuuri.
"Darn it, you wimp! Kiss better! Now I can see why you got rejected." Wolfram stomped off.
Günter kissed Yuuri and said the same thing.
"I have no luck do I?" Yuuri asked himself.
Now, thank you for wasting your time on my retarded fanfic. Now you prize is…….
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!
I 3 YOU ALL !
