Snow falls gently on the ground of a winter wonder land of white hill and leaf-less trees. Four Children build a snowman made of one large spheres of snow as the torso and arms, a smaller sphere for the head two pieces of coal for each eye, a pair of stubby legs, and a hat placed on top. In a flash of light and a mist of sparkling dust, the snowman's eyes appear human. He takes in a breath and cries out to the sky.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" another flash of light appears out of thin air and transforms into Deadpool.

"CHIMIGANGA! Wait, this is defiantly not my apartment. And I don't remember holding auditions for the 'Kids Bop Christmas' CD"

The children just stare at the masked man dressed in red and black. A young girl walks up to Deadpool and asks

"Are you Santa Clause?"

"I thought the magic hat would bring Frosty to life, not bring some rip off of Santa Claus here!" Said a young boy behind her. Deadpool bends over to talk to the children.

"Well ya see kids, I'm not exactly Ol' Saint Nick, but I do enjoy 'forcefully giving' lead to the faces of people for money. Which is totally the same as giving gifts to the world's children in a magic sleight with eight reindeer plus one with a glowing red tumor on his nose and being obese with kids around the globe feeding ya milk and cookies each year and-…Did that snowman just blink at me?"

Deadpool stands up and walks over to the smiling snowman.

"HI!" screams the overly excited snowman

"Hey…so, could you tell me where the $^* I am?"

"WOULD LIKE TO GO MARCHING AND SINGING AND DANCING IN THE VILLAGE AND SINGING?"

"You said singing."

"I LIKE SINGING!"

"…O.K., not gonna get anywhere here." Deadpool presses a large red button resembling his mask on the center of his belt. Nothing happens. He presses it again and still nothing.

"Ah, crap! So much for teleporting"

"I KNOW LETS SING!"

"Better idea!" Deadpool pulls out a pistol from the right holster of his belt and fires at the snowman's face obliterating Frosty's head. All the children stood in shock with their jaws dropped as their snowman's body stood there without a head crumble apart on to the ground. The old hat slowly floated down to the snow covered ground unharmed. Deadpool looks at the children.

"What?"

*to be concluded*