"I'll kill you!" a blonde boy cried out, rushing towards a black haired girl. The girl easily dodged rolling to side, revealing another boy-bleeding from the neck. She wiped her mouth with a gloved hand and spat at him "You fool, get away before you kill him!" The blonde stood over the bleeding boy with the black hair protectively. "YOU slit his throat and I'M trying to kill him?" he pointed accusingly. The girl shot from her crouching position with out an answer, turning in mid-air to deliver a crushing blow to his head with her boot. "Bitch…" he choked out from the ground, trying to sit up.

Removing one of the long gloves, the girl opened the black haired boy's mouth. Pulling a small blade from her thick boot she slit open her wrist, letting the crimson drops fall into his mouth. Not even a second after the boy involuntarily swallowed, the girl was thrown to the side. "You sicko!" the blonde was about to throw a punch "Just le….ave…" he stared about wildly, the girl now gone from his sight.

"If you're really worried" her voice was above him "Stay away from here" he spotted the dark figure against the sky atop the nearest building. "Oh and by the way" the girl turned to leave "I'm a boy" the black haired person was now gone. The blonde stared in disbelief and confusion for a moment, frozen in place by the warning of the girl…er…boy.

Glancing down at his companion, he knelt and gingerly touched his face. "Sasuke?" he whispered in a slightly pleading voice. He thought the worst as a silence filled moment passed. He jumped when the black haired boy gasped, choked, and rolled over onto his side coughing. "Dobe" he managed to finally whisper. (AN: couldn't resist) The blonde gave him a death glare, before it softened into a smile. "You idiot, what were you doing in this part of the neighborhood?" he piqued, hefting him up and easily supporting the extra weight.

Sasuke's white undershirt was stained red and his black over shirt was bit torn. "Naruto, just shut up" he growled at the blonde. Naruto removed his jacket, letting Sasuke momentarily sway on his feet, before draping it over his shoulders. "Why are you?" he didn't finish as a few drops of rain splattered on his face. Sweet…cute idiot Sasuke thought as the hobbled along, but the only thing on Naruto's mind was Boy? No way! He was…gorgeous! Ack….gorgeous! I AM NOT GAY! He shook his head before heading in the direction of the apartment.


"Ok now, just relax" A silvery haired male mumbled soothingly while applying a white cloth to Sasuke's neck. Sasuke hissed at him and batted his hand away. "How can I relax with your herbs burning me?" Kakashi smiled "That just means they're working eh, Naruto?" the blonde had stripped off his shirt and was wrapping his arm where he had fallen. "Hn. my ass" he growled, finishing by sticken a cotton square with tape onto his face. He strode over to examine his freind. "So how are ya, queer?" Sasuke narrowed his eyes at him "Fine" he ground out, cracking his knuckles as he clenched his fists. "The 'slit' you thought was in his neck , is just two small punctures" Kakashi chimed in quickly. "Did this girl bite you?" Sasuke shrugged. "It was so fast" he mumbled. "And a boy" naruto sniggered, dodging a roll of gauze to the head.

"Chill Sasu" he laughed, before stretching hi sarms over his head with a slight groan"It's over and I'm tired...and hungry!" he then padded into kakshi's kitchen for ramen. Kakashi and Sasuke gaped after him. "Does he have to do that?" Kakashi choked."Wha?" Sasuke asked, shaking it off. "Walk around shirtless and groaning sexily" Kakashi said blunty. "Must you be so openly queer?" Sasuke sighed, shruggin on one of Kakshi's red over shirts. "Only with my two favorite tenants around" he flashed him a big grin and started packing away his small first aid kit.

" Don't worry, I know you were thinking it too" he bent to pick up the thrown gauze and Sasuke allowed himself to grab an eyeful, before shaking his head. "I told you it's just a phase" Kakashi shu tthe box with a loud click and put his hand on Sasuke's shoulder "Just call if you need anything" he gave him a light pat before heading to his bedroom. "Naruto!" he growled when Kakashi had left "Get out of Kakshi-kun's food and let's move!" Naruto left his half full bowl of ramen hesistantly and followed Sasuke down the hall.