Why don't you love me Amy?

I'm so much cooler than Sonic,

the fact you like him is ironic,

after all, there's a window with a view you have never seen,

I'm cool, I'm dark, I'm goth, I'm mean!

I can dash, I can teleport, I can fly, I can even eat

blackberry pie! If anyone messes with you, I'll make sure

that they get crushed and die! I'm an awesome dancer, I'm a devious master! We can travel the towns, and make this romance last, we can zoom through the magical fields of Sonic games past!

Why settle for a nice blue hedgehog, when you can have a

tough one like me to protect you? Sonic collects rings, you

know, but I have a special one just for you.....

I've already picked out our wedding ring!

Love,

Shadow