Author's Note:
Hi^^ My name's Tanooki-chan. This is my first story, so if you don't like
it, tough shiz-uts!!!.
Also, I don't own "Yu Yu Hakusho" or "Dude, Where's My Car?".
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Chapter 1: Where's Your Car Dude?
It all starts when Yusuke (Jesse) wakes up.He then walks into the living room and finds Kuwabara (Chester) watching t.v.
"Good morning, Kuwabara." Yusuke greeted, still sounding half asleep.
"Hey Yusuke." Kuwabara replied.
All of a sudden, their their roomate, Jin (whose supposed to be the guy that lives with Jesse and Chester) walks in.
"Morning Jin." the two friends greet in unison.
"Morning guys." Jin says sleepily.
Jin then uses a plant as a urinal and then walks back into his room.
"Dude. How wasted were we last night?" Yusuke asks Kuwabara.
"I don't know." Kuwabara replies.
A few moments later, Yusuke walks into the kitchen and searches for food. He finds nothing but pudding everywhere.
"Hey dude, where did we get all of this pudding?" Yusuke asks.
"Pudding? It must've been last night, when we were wasted." Kuwabara replied.
"Shibby ^___^" Yusuke cheers.
After about an hour of eating pudding and thumb wrestling in army helmets, the boys hear the phone ring.
"Hey dude, you know what to do after the beep *laughs* SHIBBY^^ *the answer machine beeps*
"Where the hell were you two last night?" a girl's voice shouts.
Yusuke and Kuwabara jump up, realizing who the voice was.
Another voice chirps in: "You two are sucky boyfriends! You totally trashed our house!"
The other voice added: "Not to mention, it's our anniversary. Did you guys forget?"
The other voice: "Kami! You two can't do anything right!!!"
The 2nd person: "And that's too bad, because we were going to give you very special treats."
1st person: "We just called to say that IT'S OVER!!!
2nd person: "Good-bye *beep*"
"Oh crap! What did we do last night?" Yusuke asked.
"Didn't we have a party at the girls' house?" Kuwabara said.
"That's right. Okay, here's what do: we go to the girls', apologise for wrecking their house, and then, we get our 'special treats'." Yusuke said, emphasising on the "special treats" part.
"SHIBBY^^" Kuwabara said.
(Outside Yusuke and Kazuma's house)
As the two started talking, Yusuke stopped.
"WAIT! Dude, where's my car?" Yusuke asked.
"Where's your car dude?" Kuwabara asked.
"Dude, WHERE'S MY CAR?" Yusuke shouted.
"Where's your car, dude?" Kuwabara repeated.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ + Tanooki: Will Yusuke find his car? Kurama: No. we still have a long way to go. Tanooki: I know that. Kurama: Then why did you ask that? Tanooki: A lot of people do that. Like in Batman, when the narrator asks if the Dynamic Duo will make it out alive. Kurama: Tanooki does not own Batman^^ Tanooki: -_- As I was saying, everybody knows that the 2 will survive.It's just common sense. Kurama: I think it's just stupid. Tanooki: Well nobody asked you, kitsune! Kurama: She shows her fangs^^ Tanooki:.....
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Chapter 1: Where's Your Car Dude?
It all starts when Yusuke (Jesse) wakes up.He then walks into the living room and finds Kuwabara (Chester) watching t.v.
"Good morning, Kuwabara." Yusuke greeted, still sounding half asleep.
"Hey Yusuke." Kuwabara replied.
All of a sudden, their their roomate, Jin (whose supposed to be the guy that lives with Jesse and Chester) walks in.
"Morning Jin." the two friends greet in unison.
"Morning guys." Jin says sleepily.
Jin then uses a plant as a urinal and then walks back into his room.
"Dude. How wasted were we last night?" Yusuke asks Kuwabara.
"I don't know." Kuwabara replies.
A few moments later, Yusuke walks into the kitchen and searches for food. He finds nothing but pudding everywhere.
"Hey dude, where did we get all of this pudding?" Yusuke asks.
"Pudding? It must've been last night, when we were wasted." Kuwabara replied.
"Shibby ^___^" Yusuke cheers.
After about an hour of eating pudding and thumb wrestling in army helmets, the boys hear the phone ring.
"Hey dude, you know what to do after the beep *laughs* SHIBBY^^ *the answer machine beeps*
"Where the hell were you two last night?" a girl's voice shouts.
Yusuke and Kuwabara jump up, realizing who the voice was.
Another voice chirps in: "You two are sucky boyfriends! You totally trashed our house!"
The other voice added: "Not to mention, it's our anniversary. Did you guys forget?"
The other voice: "Kami! You two can't do anything right!!!"
The 2nd person: "And that's too bad, because we were going to give you very special treats."
1st person: "We just called to say that IT'S OVER!!!
2nd person: "Good-bye *beep*"
"Oh crap! What did we do last night?" Yusuke asked.
"Didn't we have a party at the girls' house?" Kuwabara said.
"That's right. Okay, here's what do: we go to the girls', apologise for wrecking their house, and then, we get our 'special treats'." Yusuke said, emphasising on the "special treats" part.
"SHIBBY^^" Kuwabara said.
(Outside Yusuke and Kazuma's house)
As the two started talking, Yusuke stopped.
"WAIT! Dude, where's my car?" Yusuke asked.
"Where's your car dude?" Kuwabara asked.
"Dude, WHERE'S MY CAR?" Yusuke shouted.
"Where's your car, dude?" Kuwabara repeated.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ + Tanooki: Will Yusuke find his car? Kurama: No. we still have a long way to go. Tanooki: I know that. Kurama: Then why did you ask that? Tanooki: A lot of people do that. Like in Batman, when the narrator asks if the Dynamic Duo will make it out alive. Kurama: Tanooki does not own Batman^^ Tanooki: -_- As I was saying, everybody knows that the 2 will survive.It's just common sense. Kurama: I think it's just stupid. Tanooki: Well nobody asked you, kitsune! Kurama: She shows her fangs^^ Tanooki:.....
