A.N.: This is an idea I had on the bus to school (all my weirdest ideas come to me on the bus…). It takes place towards the end of the Sailor Moon S season and between episodes 21 and 22 ("Until the Day it Becomes a Pumpkin" and "Mori-Sempai has an Apprentice Candidate") of Ouran. Okay, feel free to tell me how bad this is… :)


"I'm almost strong enough." The Messiah of Silence's voice creepily echoed through Hotaru's fragile body. The shadowy child-like chamber was chilled with dark energy. "Tomoe. You need to work harder to find the pure hearts. The time will soon come when I am at full power."

"Yes… I apologize for the delay," Professor Tomoe bowed his head in respect. "The Witches 5 labs assure me that their most recent target has an undoubtedly pure heart."

"For your sake I hope so. I will not stand for anyone getting in the way of my revival."

"Yes… I understand."

"Tell me about this target…" Her appetite for pure hearts was wetted. "I must know who the Witches 5 are so sure about."

"He is a high school student; the son of a wealthy family. He often says his only goal in life is to make others happy." Professor Tomoe flipped through his notes.

"His name?" A smile curled across Hotaru's unconscious face.

"Suoh. Tamaki Suoh."

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"Wow, Ami-chan!" Usagi gushed. "This place offered you a scholarship? It's huge!"

The girls, having taken two subways and then walked an additional 15 minutes, found themselves outside Tokyo's most elite private high school. The gates shined with opulent glory and the courtyard was teaming with students at their lunch breaks.

"Well," Ami blushed. "I don't think I'm going to go here. I mean Ouran Academy is a prestigious school and all, but I'd rather go to a public school with all of you. Besides, it would be incredibly inconvenient to come all the way here every day."

"You're telling me," Minako panted. "Geez, how from Azubu-Juban is this place?"

"But, Ami," Rei said. "You could really meet some important people here. Isn't that the heir of the Nekozawa Family?" She pointed to a dark hooded boy who leaned against one of the large pillars under a black umbrella. Usagi, frightened by his sight hid behind Makoto.

"Haninozuka?" Makoto breathed. "It is… Honey-sama!" A tall, muscular boy turned his head. Makoto waved frantically as Minako, Rei and Usagi all exchanged suspicious looks. The boy, showing no emotion made his way over to the pack of middle school girls, bringing a smaller, blonder boy to follow.

"Mako-chan?" Usagi poked her. "Who is this?"

"Yeah, who?" Minako prodded.

"Everyone, this is Haninozuka Mitskuni-sama. His family owns the martial arts dojo where I studied at my old school. And also, his relative, Morinozuka Takashi."

"Nice to meet you, Haninozuka!" Minako hysterically shook the tall boy's hand. He stood perfectly still: a human statue, despite confusion. "I'm Mako-chan's friend Minako—"

"Minako… that's not who I meant…" Makoto interrupted.

"MAKO-CHAN~" Honey exclaimed throwing his arms around Makoto's neck. "It's been a really long time, hasn't it, Takashi?"

"Mhm." Minako finally let go of his hand.

"Honey-sama, these are my friends from school: Usagi, Rei, Minako, and Ami. Ami passed the scholarship test for Ouran and is considering attending here for high school next year."

"Scholarship?" He cocked his head to the side.

Minako and Usagi met eyes. "So. Cute!" They whispered in unison.

"I know someone you should meet!" Honey grabbed Ami's hand and proceeded to drag her across the courtyard. Mori instinctively followed. The rest of the Senshi waited only a moment before running to catch up. He began to lead her inside.

"Honey-sama…" Makoto called after him. "Where are we going?"

"Third Music Room." Mori grunted, knowingly.

"Ah, so he does speak…" Rei said, not realizing that she was speaking aloud. "Uh, I mean… Nevermind."

When they reached the door, the group paused and Honey looked back at Mori. Mori nodded slightly. "Okay. We're here."

"Where exactly is h—" Ami was cut off as the door opened and a shower of rose petals hit them. "Ah…" The third music room tended to have this effect on commoners…

"What is this place?" Usagi asked slowly.

"Welcome!" A tall blonde boy greeted them. "To the Host Club!"

"Host?" Rei asked.

"Club?" Makoto finished.

"Yep!" Honey jumped up and down. "Haru-chan! Haru-chan! I found commoners!"

"Commoners?" Rei muttered under her breath. "Might as well say 'filth'…"

"Commoners?" Tamaki's interest was peaked. "And middle schoolers by the looks of it… What brings you to Ouran, lost kittens?"

"What is this place?" Usagi asked again, stars now in her eyes. The rest of the host club began emerging from various corners of the room. "Heaven?"


A.N.: Reviews are seriously appreciated. The good. The bad. The super-duper bad. Go for it. Just let me know what you think…