Hi. I was just wondering what would happen if the Lightman group all got online dating profiles. Comedy insues.
I got this idea from Moviemaniac112, her story, Online Dating is an Inception version to this. It's really good - go read it! Nao!
Enjoy.
Name: Eli Loker
Pen name: Aletheia (the spirit of truth, truthfulness, and sincerity. fits me, no?)
Relationship Status: Single, duh.
Gender: Male.
Age: 28.
Occupation: I work for the world's greatest deception artist as one of his subordinates. I study animal group behavior as well as FACS and other important psychological things.
Physical Description: I'm tall, Caucasion, and unshaven (statistics show that many women prefer men with facial hair and as I always say - the statistics are there for a reason!) with curly black hair and blue eyes. I'm devilishly charming with extraordinarily good looks, go see my profile picture.
About me: I'm what people call 'radically honest.' I will tell the truth whenever possible and will be completely honest with you. Some people may be turned off by this, but I believe that honesty is the best policy. So, if I like you (which I probably will if you are human and a woman) I will tell you straight upfront. I also like parentheses and footnotes (see next point.)
What I look for: I like exotic women, such as Latinos or Europeans. If you haven't notice already, I am looking for a woman (not a man similar to a woman or looking as if he were a woman. a woman.) that is also human (although I would love to meet you if you are a highly intelligent primate of some sorts), preferably with big boobs, although I don't mind little ones (told you I was honest.) No minors or old people, please.
-Additional Information-
Favorite Book(s): Anything and everything by Paul Ekman, anything and everything by Cal Lightman, [this section is too long to be displayed publicly. Please contact Aletheia to get the full section]
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Gump, Shawshank Redemption, all Pixar films, etc.
Favorite TV Show(s): Friends is cool and Lie To Me, even though it seems eerily familiar. Hmm...
Favorite Color: I don't believe in a 'favorite' color, it's very segregational.
I wonder who to do next... Review!
