SERIES 1- A Prank Gone Too Far:
The Jutsu Called Love
Chouji used his Human Boulder Technique to play pinball with the numerous training poles in the area.
Ino, knowing he couldn't hear her with his jutsu activated, took this opportunity to call him. 'Fatso! You are Fatso! You are very fat!!!' she sang with a melodic tune.
Shikamaru used his family technique, Shadow Imitation Technique, to take control of Ino and shut her up with her own hand. He walked closer to Ino and said coolly, 'That's taboo for Chouji, troublesome woman.'
He released his jutsu on Ino, not wanting to waste anymore chakra, and waited expecting her to say something. More specifically, he expected her to yell at him. However she was in a good mood today, so she was only annoyed.
All of a sudden, a medieval flail was barely seen heading straight towards Shikamaru. He turned around, but it was already too late. Although it only hit the ground beneath him, he was sent flying headfirst into Ino.
When he finally came to, the genius found himself rather red in her cleavage. (Cleavage is in the middle of your chest.) He looked up to see Ino's scary face, her head with a bump on it after hitting a training pole on impact with her. So much for her good mood, thought Shikamaru for a split second before she attacked him senselessly, anime style. The usual dust clouds blocked the scene.
A voice from the bushes stopped all their actions; including Chouji who was utterly worn out from training. Another rustle of the leaves revealed a girl, hair in tight buns with a welcoming smile. It was Tenten.
'Gomen, see, I was training with Neji…' Tenten started to explain while removing her weapon lodged in the ground.
Of course, she's always training with Neji, Ino thought. Why doesn't she train with Lee for a change? But then again, I don't blame her…
'…and I chose the wrong scroll. He sent it flying, of course,' she complemented without taking heed of her blabbering.
The weapons mistress gave a sheepish smile, a giggle or two, turned around, and waved her right hand at them meaning "good-bye".
'Aaahhh!' shouted Ino, grabbing hold of her head when the panda girl disappeared from sight and sound.
'Next time I see her, she's dead!'
'Please,' Shikamaru complained in his usual manner. 'Revenge is pointless. It's too troublesome to hold a grudge just for that.' But when Ino has her mind set on something, she refuses to let go.
'I have an idea, Shikamaru, so listen up,' the blonde said, ignoring his suggestion. Shikamaru looked up. If she had a plan that soon, he wouldn't mind listening.
'And if you help me I promise I won't bury you in the Forest of Death for ramming into me.'
'Revenge is one thing, but an idea is another. I'll do it for free!' Although the not-getting-annihilated-by-Ino part sounded pretty good, Shikamaru thought, contemplating over his own thoughts giving him a dull sting in his forehead.
'Okay, here's the plan,' said Ino, whispering her devious plot into his ear. Chouji opened a bag of barbeque flavored potato chips, all the while wondering where that dangerous music was coming from.
