AN: Hey...just trying for my first humor vampire knight fic. btw i get this fic because inspired of another fic of a really great author. and i dedicated this fic to hikari M . just cant get this fic out after read his fic^^..btw this is unbetaed and sorry for wrong grammar or spelling. and btw i only doing this for fun. please dont flame.
Kaname groan as he hung up the phone at his work desk. He moved back his chair a little and look at his partner in crime in next cubicle. "Tell me again, why I'm here?" he said to his best friend since elementary Aido Hanabusa.
"Hmm..let's see…you fetish and sick uncle rido, asking you to working part time in here because he kinda sort of employer. Then he blackmail me and you to working here. Or he'll tell our boyfriend that we have our fun in one of his bar last month without them knowing?..hmm..yap I think that's it why you'r here!"
He groan again. "yeah..thanks for remind me. Oh..God….why me…? It's all because of you drag me there. I knew it it's not good to show up on those one of his strip bar. And now I'm stuck in this fucking shit job to pleasure other people that I dont even know, who's called to demand some kinky fetishes and disgusting pleasure." He suddered remember his last phone called when the freak guy asking him to imitate the snake sound, so that the freak can come.
Aido just shrugged. " yeah well better do this job, or hell break lose if your uncle found us slacking. There is nothing we can do, so better make our self easy money and pleasure". And then suddenly his phone rang.
"Yes..Hi..idol here.., so..what's your name and what can I do for u? he purred with his flirttanious voice. "Mhm..okh..mm..okay..now…just laid back on your bed. And just pray to whatever deinty you woship. That he/she will take you to hell right now! And one more thing gratz for spending 20 bucks for me!". He hung up with harsh. And he turn to me again.."Yap..see..? easy money and pleasure for my stress"
Kaname just growled at his childhood antics. 'great..just great..' he thought. And both their phones rang at the same time.
Kaname look with narrowing eyes 'if looks or my mind can blow up this phone!'.
"Yes..what how can I help you today?" he asking with a formal sound.
"…."
"uhm…hello…anyone there?" he asking again while looking at his phone 'is my phone broke at least from too many sex?' he thought puzzeled. And put his phone back at his ear.
"…..uhm..sex line?"
"no..it's a babyshop do you want to buy a bottle or a pampers? God of course it's a sex line, if you call here what else did you think?"
"…..fine! whatever! So how this is work? This .. uhm…mm…*cough*..sex thing!"
"oke, what did you like? Coz I'll do better if I know what your like"
"uuhm..normal I think.."
Kaname couldn't have been more thankful 'at last someone normal' "okay..i like normal stuff too, anything else that I must know ?"
"uhm..i think I like danger stuff too, actually I have a boyfriend"
"hmm..i like risk too, is your boyfriend is in the house with you right now?"
"Hell no! I'll be fucking dead if he is here and listening. He's at work right now. But still if he found out I called sex line…."
'hmm so it's not a desperate loners and irritating kids that just reach puberty', Kaname mussed " mm..such a possessive one, boyfriend you got there!"
"hn..you can said that"
"is he good in bed? And are you in bottom or top?"
The guy laughed "yeah right" it sounded hollow though "and I'm bottom though"
"Good, coz I'm usually top too, we'll do better I think coz we are same. I like danger and I have boyfriend that don't know that I work here too"
"hn…"
"hey..are you hot? Coz I like hot guy!" his mind travelled back to home where his beautifull and gorgreous silver hair and violet eyes belong to.
"uhm…maybe..i guess.."
"okay now..which part are in the house?"
"kitchen"
"okay..now..i slowly sneak up to you from behind, and I hug you on the waist with my strong hand, I pull you so your back rested on my strong and muscular chest. And I whisper your name." "okay what's your name"
There is a hesistant answer. And "Zero…"
Kaname grip on the phone hard suddenly 'Zero? My Zeroo? WHAT THE..? Shit!' he'll make sure to punish his pet. but…kaname smirked. Perhaps he could use this to his advantage.
"hey..are you still there? And what's your name?"
"yes..you don't need to know my name..i'm just here to please you"
"okay..please continue where you left off..when you whispered my name" he said huskily.
"yes..i whisper your name 'Zero'..and I sneak my hand inside your shirt and playing with your hardened nipples while my mouth nibbles your sensitive ears..and lick your neck" he can hear zero moan into his speech. 'okay this getting interesting' he thought.
"and I trailed off my hand into your pants, and take out your already swollen and hardened cock. And I pumped it painfully slowly to your liking." He can hear zero panting in the other side of phone.
"are you hard now zero ?"
"ah..ahh..yes..i'm..hard.."
"for who are you hard ne..zero and did you want me to continue this?"
"..I'm hard..for you….and..yes..please..ah.."
"hmm…good boy..i love it when you are panting and begging like that zero..and now tell me is your boyfriend really good in bed?"
"Hell..i'm even called the sex line..what do you think ?"
Suddenly there was an extreme killing tense in silence….'….you….why..you zero….'
"well he's not that bad actually, but still he's demanding too much and there is just something like he always come first before I do, and he's kind a crap to stimulate me."
Kaname mind turn into robotic destruction chant kill..kill..…!
"Yeah I kinda know how it's to have a boyfriend who doesn't live up to your expectation" he said with nonchalant voice " why did you think I work at sex hotline?"
"hn..but please can you just continue this?" Zero laugh nervously.
"of course..ah..where are we? O yah..i pumped you slowly so you cant come first before I do and I put my other hand to your mouth to suck it. Oh..i can wait to be inside you..i'm dying to be inside you. And I draw my hands from you. And I spin you so now you're facing me, and I leaned down my mouth to your ear and whisper…"
"you whisper..?" zero repeated.
"Guess Who….My pet Zero-rin? Bad boy you ne…"
There was a moment's silent..and then "OHHH FUCCKINGG SHIT!" with some kitchen utensil breaking in the background.
"Run and Hide, My PET! Your balls and ass are mine. And wait for your punishment at home" he roar.
Kaname hung up the phone.
