Hi so i havent written a fan fiction in a really long time, but i just randomly felt like typing this up. I hope you like it if not oh well. Disclaimer in do not own holes or anything that has to do with holes.
My town is the center off the drug war. Everywhere you turn you will find a drug dealer on the corner or a meth lab in the form of a cute little house. Not that I do drugs no way I have see enough of the destruction the stuff can do with my parents. But the fact that it's such a drug filled town has come in handy for me. My name is Sam short for Samantha but no one is allowed to call me that unless they want to die. I have been living on my own since I was 14 making a living off of selling crushed up macadamia nuts as cocaine. Sure its risky but hey when I need the money it's the sure fire way to do it as long as I run away after making the sell I'm good. I knew I wouldn't get caught for it cause all the court system and cops are on the drugs too. So why is it that I'm on this bus heading to some juvie camp, well when a girls got eat she's got to eat. That's right I got busted for the stupidest thing, stealing 3 apples and a box of granola bars. So hear I am sitting on this goddamn bus heading to god knows where for doing pretty much nothing at all.
Flashback
"Sam Spits please rise." Slurred the judge from his seat. Of course I would get the judge that gets high on the job. There is no telling what he will do with me as high as he is. "Boy stealing is not the way to solve things you know if you pay your dues…" Great now is off rambling what the hell is he talking about. Can I request a different judge? Maybe one that at least knows where he is, no I'm a ward of the state I get the worst lawyers and worst judges I'm not worth anything to the system. "…I think 18 months at this camp will do some good for you boy, make you tough…" Is he still talking, wait did he just say camp what the hell he cant send me to some camp for stealing food hello how high are you mister. What I got caught for only deserves community service. "18 months camp green lake boy." BANG went the hammer. This cannot be happening, wait has he been calling me boy this whole time. He did realize that Sam is just a nickname right. Oh shit what have I gotten myself into?
"We're here," said the guard who hadn't said two words to me since I got on the bus tow and a half hours ago. "You try to run away and this bullet will go straight through you." Oh well isn't that a pleasant thought. I stood up as he took the handcuffs off my wrist. As I got off the buss I couldn't help but notice how many guys were around. All the sudden it felt like every eye in the area was on me. I was standing there in my jean shorts red tank top my long brown hair pulled back in a tight braid and a pair of white low-cut converse with holes where my big toes are. "Follow me," said the guard as we headed into a building. As I walked in I could hear soft mummers and a few laughs. Walking into the building the first thing I saw man sitting at a desk reading a file I could only assume was mine.
"Sam Spits, well isn't that I fine name," he said without looking up from the file. "Looks like you got yourself in some deep shit spitballs, he said trying to hold back a laugh.
"Not really," I said through gritted teeth. I hated my last name enough e=without people making fun of it. "All I did was steal some food." The man slapped down the file ready to say something, but one look at me and he was taken aback.
"What the hell is this!" He shouted standing up. "Who sent a girl here, who in there right mind, shit what is the warden going to say…" He looked at me then grabbed my wrist as hard as he could, and started dragging me out of the building.
"Get your hands off of me"! I shouted as loud as I could clawing at his hand with my nails. It must have worked because he let go of me dropping me to the ground.
"Follow me," he said not even looking me. As we walked down the dirt road I noticed that I was the only girl. Holy shit that ass of a judge was too high to notice that my name was a nickname. He thought I was a guy. He sent me to a guys camp oh I'm screwed. I'm going to be the eye candy of the camp they are all going to be the biggest perverts. No they will figure this out they can't possibly let me stay here. At that moment I head a whistle. Turning around I saw a guy looking about 17 tall and lanky with short red hair waving at me. I quickly shot him my middle finger before following the man into a cabin at the end of the camp. "We got a problem," he said to a woman with long red hair sitting on a couch in the middle of the room. " Seems that judge Randolph has sent us a female." The woman stood up and looked me up and down.
"What's your name?" she asked me with an eerie smile on her face.
"Sam," I said not shaken at all by her no matter how creepy she tried to be.
"Where are you from Sam?" she asked taking the smile off of her face.
"Jackson Maim," I said turning around hearing something outside the window.
"I see you boys trying to eavesdrop and that's going to cost you two weeks of shower tokens." She yelled pointed her finger at the window. Slowly she turned around to sit back down on the couch. "Why doesn't it surprise me that drug town sent me a girl I'm surprised they didn't send me a monkey." I almost laughed at the truth of that statement but had to hold it in with the glace that I got from the man in the cowboy hat that had brought me here.
"What do you suggest we do with her?" he said walking towards her to sit on the couch.
"What tent is she assigned to be in?" she asked scratching her chin.
"D-tent," he said with a look of shock on his face "but you can't possibly be suggesting that…"
"Well what else do you suggest Mr. Sir? If we report this then well get lots of caseworkers poking their heads in places they don't need to be poking. If we keep her here then some drugged up guard will come to get her when her time is up and no one will ever know." She stated while slowly getting in Mr. Sir's face. "Now take this fine young lady to get her things and escort her to her tent."
"Don't I get a say in this!" I yelled getting sick of being talked about as if I weren't there. But they both just turned to look at me and yelled.
"Shut Up!" taking a deep breath I tried to get used to the idea of being in a boys camp for 18 months, but honestly who could possibly get used to that idea. Suddenly Mr. Sir as I supposed his name to be grabbed me and escorted me out of the cabin and into the nastiest smelling room I have ever been in before and believe me I have had my share of nasty smelling rooms. There was a tall boy with long blond hair folding orange jump suits when we walked in. Suddenly Mr. Sir through me a jump suit of my own telling me to put it on.
"Orange isn't really my color," I said throwing the suit on the ground. Mr. Sir slowly picked up the suit holding it so tight it looked, as almost it would turn to dust at any second.
"Now listen to me missy," he said his face turning a bright shade of red. "You are a ward of the state from drug town. I could kill you right now and no one will know or care, but I am a kind man so you will where the suit as a thank you to me for letting you live got that missy." He said then through the suit in my face. I could feel the tears wanting to come through, but I couldn't cry I didn't want to give him the satisfaction of seeing me cry. Besides I'm supposed to be real tough I have lived on the streets since I was 14 some man in cowboy boots is not going to make me cry. Slowly I put the suit on over my shorts then tied the sleeves around my waist keeping my red tank top visible.
"Sam Spits," came the most annoying voice in the world from outside the door. All the sudden in can a short man with brown hair and a brown safari hat on. "Oh my" he said taking one look at me. "You're a well your umm."
"She's a girl Pendanski you got a problem with that." Mr Sir said shoving a hand full of sunflower seeds in his mouth.
"N-no I just…"
"Good cause she's in your tent."
"M-my tent shurly we could figure something out I mean."
"The warden has spoken" Mr Sir said "If you have a problem with it take it up with her." He said before walking out of the room.
"Ok then," Pendanski said with a big smile on his face. "Well sam I just want you to know that I respect you and that …" Oh man you gotta be kidding me if I'm ganna have to be spending the next 18 months with him then just kill me now. Where did that go I'm positive he would do it for me without blinking an eye. "Follow me Sam I'll introduce you to your tent mates." Oh great I just can't wait to meet a bunch of boy juvinal dilquents, Lead the way Pendanski. Gosh sometimes I'm so sarcastic it scares me. As we made our way down the dirt road to the nasty green tent with a big painted D on it we ran into a group of guys that I was in no hurry for Pendanski to introduce me to. There were five of them all coved in dirt and smelling like horseshit. "Sam these are some of the people you will be living with this is Theodore, Alan, Rex, Ricky, and Jose." Pendanski said pointing each boy out.
"What is this Mom, some kind of joke?" said a black boy with big coke bottle rimed glasses on. I was about ready to smack the guy after that, but held myself back trying to make somewhat of a good impression.
"I can promise you Rex it is no joke although I wish it was," said Pendanski. Boy do I fell welcome. "Sam will be the new member of our tent." He said with that really annoying smile on his face.
"In that case let me really introduce you to us," the boy with glasses said. "I'm X-Ray, that's Armpit, Squid, Zigzag, and Magnet." What the Hell, am I actually supposed to call them by those names you gotta be kidding me.
"Alan you are going to be Sam's mentor show her the ins and outs of camp. I'm counting on you to be appropriate." Pendanski said before leaving to go do whatever it was the happy go lucky people do.
"Squid be appropriate you gotta be kidding mom," said a tall chubby black boy that apparently was Armpit. Squid was a tallish guy looking about my age which was 16 he had brown hair and wore a yellow shirt with is jumpsuit tied at his waist. He escorted me into the tent. The tent smelt awful like body odor and farts lovely I'm in hell.
"Here is the empty bed," Squid said pointing out a nasty looking cot. I cant complain though I have slept on a park bench before this may be better than that, but it sure doesn't smell like it.
"Thanks," I said as I set the bag I had been carrying since I got off the bus. Its funny they didn't even check it I guess they were to busy freaking out over the fact that I'm a girl to realize that I had a bag they needed to look through. It's the same bag I have carried since I was 14. Bags full of crushed macadamia nuts soap razor pocketknife pretty much the necessities for me on the streets. I'm pretty sure I'm not allowed to have a knife here but I'm not gonna tell anyone who knows it will probably come in handy.
"Hi I'm Caveman," said a tall boy with bushy brow hair. "And him," he said pointing to a little boy looking about the age of 13,"He is Zero." I guess I will never know their real names without Pendanski here.
" Nice to meet you," I said trying to smile. "I'm Sam." The guy nodded and walked back to his bed.
"So what did you get in for, and how did you get sent here?" Ask a tall skinny guy with crazy blond hair. I took a deep breath as I started to tell my story. Some thought it was funny that I was only in for stealing food. That where surprised to hear I was from drug, and actually had the nerve to sell fake drugs.
"How did you get away with it?" asked the guy named Magnet. "Druggies can't be easy to trick."
"Actually its easier than you think." I said pulling out one of my fake cocaine bags. "to them it really looks like the real stuff and they will pay. The key is to just get out of there after a sale as quick as possible before the try to use the stuff."
"You got more guts than I do there is no way I would ever try to trick a druggie." Said Squid who was sitting on his bed, which happened to be right next to mine.
"I don't know about guts, maybe just brains." I said with a cute little smile on my face. All the guys in the tent stated laughing including Squid. Suddenly Pendanski came in.
"Lights out boys, I mean Guys, I mean everyone…" he walked back out of the tent mumbling something under his breath inaudible to anyone else. Everyone just started laughing again as the lights went out. I lied down on my cot/bed looking up wondering what was in store for the next day.
Well there it is i hope you liked it. Please review it would really encourage me to right more.
