Summary: Kyle and his dumb stories!

Disclaimer: Um... One time, I was like, writing this story—about Totally Kyle—and I didn't own his character, so it was legal...

A/N: LOL

Rating: G

Totally Kyle!

By the Devizzal

From his garage, it's Totally Kyle!

"Um... One time, I was like, doing my math homework—in a public pool—and I was like 'Hey lifeguard!' and he was all 'What?' and I was all 'What's the square root of 64?' and he's all 'I don't know!' and I was all 'Oh.'"

That was Totally Kyle!

"Totally!"