This is for FuriousFanny as it's her birthday today! Happy birthday! xD
Summary: Kai has always found Bryan annoying... Until they get stuck in a lift.
A/N: I dunno if anyone has done this plot before, if you have let me know. Also, if there are any spelling mistakes I'm sorry and please let me know! (P.S. There's a hint of the US TV programme Monk in here for those who have seen it xP)
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Kai growls irritably as he hunts around his briefcase looking for his phone. It all started when Bryan thought it would be funny to wake everyone up with his blaring heavy metal music. Kai didn't even know that Bryan liked heavy metal music.
"It's very therapeutic," Bryan insisted when Tala asked what the hell he was doing.
"Only to you!" Tala had yelled at him.
Kai was there, giving Bryan his best death-glare. But Kai should know that it doesn't work on him anymore. He's known him too long.
Because Kai was woken up at the un-Godly hour of 5am, he didn't really have his head screwed on and forgot almost everything: his paperwork, his keys, his lunch, and, of course, his phone.
"Damn, that irritating bastard!" he growls. He dumps his briefcase on the floor and goes in search of Tala for his house key.
Kai searches the BBA building for his red-headed friend for a while before asking random people he's never seen where he might be.
No-one has seen him so he asks the people he does know like Spencer has he's a reliable source. After hunting high and low for the bulky blonde he gives up and decides to just go home and break in.
Stepping into the lift, he presses the ground floor. Only ten floors left to go down, it stops at the eleventh floor. Kai learns that on the other side of the door, Bryan is waiting.
"Hey, Kai," Bryan greets him with a grin.
Kai growls dangerously. "Don't you dare step foot into this lift!"
"Why?" he asks, putting his hand against the gaps to stop the doors from closing.
"Give me the house key," he says instead.
Bryan shakes his head and steps into the lift. He presses the "Close Door" button.
Kai takes a deep breath and counts to ten. The only sound is the beeping of the lift telling you the when you're on a new floor.
Suddenly, the lift comes to a shuddering - but violent - stop. Kai loses his balance and lands straight onto Bryan, who also loses his balance but ends up slamming against the doors.
When the lift stops shaking they realise their closeness. Kai springs away to the corner and sighs.
Bryan raises an eyebrow at Kai's abruptness but instead of questioning it he presses the "Open Door" button. When nothing happens he presses it again...and again and again. Growling loudly he kicks the door making a dent.
"Yeah because that will work," Kai snorts.
"What do you expect me to do?!" he growls, spinning around and getting into Kai's handsome face.
"You could try the emergency button." He pointed around Bryan to the little red button that's lower than the rest.
Bryan glares then tries the button. He continuously presses. "Are we supposed to wait for someone to answer?" he asks.
Kai shrugs.
"Kai?"
Realising his mistake that Bryan doesn't have eyes in the back of his head, he says, "I dunno. I suppose so because there are holes in the wall."
"Well, no-one is answering!"
Kai sweatdrops. "No shit." He sinks to the floor and watches Bryan press the lobby button.
"Lobby, lobby, lobby, lobby, lobby, lobby, lobby, lobby..." he repeats over and over again.
Getting annoyed at Bryan repeating himself, Kai kicks Bryan in the leg.
"AH!" He spins around and glares at him. "What was that for?!"
"You were getting annoying, as usual!" He glares back at him.
Bryan folds him arms over his chest. "I thought you'd be used to it by now," he huffs.
Kai raises an eyebrow. "No-one can get used to you, Bryan. It would be a miracle if someone did!"
Bryan huffs some more and then tries the emergency button. He stops and turns to Kai. "Do you have your mobile on you?" he asks.
"No," he says and shakes his head. "Because of you! You woke my up so early that I was so tired so I forgot almost everything! That's why I asked for your key!"
"Well, excuse me for being so unpredictable!"
"Being a bastard, more like," he whispers.
"What was that?!"
"Nothing!"
Bryan sits on Kai's lap, wraps an arm around his neck and brings him into a crushing kiss.
*~*~*~*
"Hey, Tala, maybe we should stop watching now," Spencer says.
"No way," Tala replies. "We can use this as blackmail." He turns to his blonde friend with a wicked, wolfish grin.
"But Bryan asked you to do this for him." Spencer raises an eyebrow and folds his arms across his chest.
"But Kai doesn't know that does he?" The grin - if it can - grows bigger. "And I need some money, I'm skint."
Spencer rolls his eyes towards the sky. He grabs the red-head and sits him on his lap. "You could just ask me," he whispers in his ear.
"You'd want sex out of it!" he protests.
Spencer chuckles. "You're not a gigolo, you know."
Tala smirks. "I'm you gigolo."
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"Bryan, there's a camera!" Kai scream when Bryan rips his trousers off.
"Like I care!" he growls huskily.
The lift suddenly jerks to attention, a bit like Kai's cock. The lift goes down the eight floors towards the ground floor. Kai hurriedly puts his trousers on to keep his reputation while Bryan chuckles, still sitting on the floor fully clothed.
"It's not funny!" Kai seethes. "You're so annoying!"
"Aww, you can punish me later, if you want." Bryan grins.
Kai stops getting dressed and smirks at his new boyfriend. "You better believe it and be ready."
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All done! Sorry that it's a bit shit but I did try!!
Happy birthday again FuriousFanny!
And please read and review everyone cos I know you wanna xD
