I OWN NOTHING! Also, I can only guarantee there will be no lemon or lime. Can guarantee anything else sorry . Its short, I know, sorry 'bout that.
The sun rose in Konoha. It was quite early and only the ninjas roamed. In an office, two kages confronted each other. Their names were Tsunade the Hokage and Gaara the Kazekage. After a couple of minutes of staring at each other intently, Tsunade finally spoke.
"I understand that some of your citizens are…restless?"
Gaara gave the slightest of nods. The problem was coming from the few stragglers who believed that either that Konoha was going to betray them, or that Suna should betray Konoha. All in all, an annoyance. But a major one if left alone.
Tsunade sighed, some of the ninjas who had been affected by Sunas first betrayal, were feeling the same way. She paused. "What do you propose?"
"I propose a festival. Or, more importantly a gathering that shows Konoha is not afraid of letting in Suna citizens." Gaara spoke slowly and clearly, and had clearly planned this out before hand. He sat back and waited for the Hokages reply.
Tsunade mulled this over. A festival would be a good idea, since it would give a chance for Konoha ninjas and Suna ninjas to bond. It would also not seem incredibly obvious as a way to strengthen the alliance. She gave a wide grin.
"Strategic and Enjoyable. It sounds perfect!"
Gaara gave a small smile and promptly got up. "I think a month of preparation would be appropriate."
After a few more boring and unimportant negotiations, Gaara motioned to one of his advisors. "Tell the patrolling Suna ninjas it is time to head back."
And with that Gaara and his ninja groups left Konoha, and began the three day journey back to Sunagakure.
Tsunade took a drink of sake and closed her eyes and counted down from 5 mentally. As if on cue, Shizune burst in.
"Tsunade! How could you" She cried out, a bright color of red.
Tsunade blinked blankly. "And what did I do this time?" She took another drink of sake and rubbed her temples, ready for whatever apparently morally wrong thing she did this time.
"A festival?" Shizune asked, in a tone that only she could get away with when it came to Tsunade.
Tsunade blinked in disbelief. Here she thought this was going to be another sake lecture! And this was all about some festival? Was something wrong with her apprentice?
Shizune sighed. "Don't you realize that Konoha is going to be in chaos?" She asked, flinging her arms every which way.
Tsunade rested her chin on her palm and smiled. "And, pray tell, is that going to happen?"
"Girls. Teenage girls. Hormonal, boy crazy girls. Tsunade-sama." Shizune practically spat the words out like poison.
Tsunade tilted her head back and laughed. After a good minute of laughing she managed to calm down enough to talk again. "Really Shizune, it's a social event, not some love shack! You're over reacting. Get Izumo and Kotetsu to spread the word kay?" She chuckled some more. "Really Shizune, that's your worry?"
Shizune gave a muffled sound that sounded like something quite obscene, but she left to find Izumo and Kotetsu.
Izumo and Kotetsu, being practical people, did the smart thing and started putting up posters. They had the date, and the time, and that was it. By the time it was ten in the morning, the entire city was covered in posters. Tsunade smiled. Perfect.
She chuckled to herself about Shizune and went back to her work. But little did she know, how right Shizune was. Little did she know.
