Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon


I got this idea from a lot of things. So I don't get full credit for it.


"Come on everyone!" Gold shouted "It's picnic time."

Gold was very happy and energetic that day. Probably because of the picnic. Or maybe, something else.

After Sapphire and Gold finished off almost everything, Gold took a pack of Fortune Cookies in his bag.

"Alright everyone," Gold said "Each one will get a fortune cookie. In each fortune add the words 'In bed' at the end.

Crystal gasped then covered Emeralds ears, as Emerald looks like the youngest of them all.

Gold looked at Crystals face with a goofy grin "That shouldn't be affecting you," He said "Your already a teenager."

Emerald managed to remove Crystals hands from his ears and Gold took one fortune cookie, broke it in to two and took the fortune out.

"You can always find happiness at work on Friday, in bed." gold said with another grin.

The others snorted in amusement except for Crystal, who always doesn't agree with Golds perversion, and Green, who always seemed to be neutral.

Sapphire then grabbed a fortune cookie, and read the fortune aloud

"The joyfulness of man prolongeth his days, in bed." Sapphire turned slightly pink after reading the fortune.

Red took one and read it to the group

"Trust your intuition. The universe is guiding your life, in bed." Red then snorted turning red as he helplessly tried not to laugh.

Blue then reached for the pack and took one.

"Today is a lucky day for those who remain cheerful and optimistic, in bed." Blue smiled looking perfectly pleased with herself.

She then looked at Green who remained silent as ever. "Can I have your fortune?" she asked

"Go ahead." he simply said.

She took another one and called Gold "How do I do this?" she asked

"Well, just add 'good in bed'." he said sounding like a professional.

"Okay. None of the secrets of success will work unless you do good, in bed." she said

Ruby then took one, an act which suprised Sapphire because he always didn't seem too well with that kind of jokes.

"Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded, in bed." he said. He didn't smile but inside, he was laughing wildly.

Yellow, who always was very shy and didn't seem too much comfortable, nervously grabbed a cookie and wished that it was gonna be fine and okay.

"The skills you have gathered will one day come in handy, in bed." she said. She forced a tiny smile.

Emerald then took a cookie.

"You were born with the skill to communicate with people easily, in bed." he said joyously.

Gold then took the pack again and placed them in front of Crystal. "Hopefully you know what to do." he said with another one of those goofy grins.

She took the cookie slowly with her hands shaking.

Please don't embarrass me, she wished over and over again

"You will have good luck and overcome many hardships, in bed."


Ahh! I was did this on a depressing day. I hope it's okay. Please read it!

And don't forget to get some fortunes and add the words in bed.

Like:

Anything worth doing can be done, in bed.

You deserve respect and will eventually get it, in bed.

You will realize your dreams by your own effort, in bed.


Review please. And if you think it's way too dirty, then I don't care.

Oh and, Have fun (in bed)