Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen were sitting in the lab. "So can you guys comes to
my Ultralord-themed birthday party!" Sheen asked excitedly. Carl scratched
his head, deciding. "I don't know, Sheen. That's the time when Llama Love
Forever is on the Llama Mania Channel," said Carl. "Don't worry. We'll make
it," Jimmy said. "OK. I gotta go home and start decorating," Sheen said
running like a strange cockroach.
"Jimmy, I dunno what to give Sheen for his birthday!" Carl complained. "Just get him another Ultralord figure. But I plan to give him the coolest gift ever! I gotta start working, but it's going to be a huge surprise so you better leave," Jimmy ordered. "OK. That's fine with me. The first ever Llama Game show is going on and I don't want to miss the big premiere!" Carl said as he waddled out of the lab.
Jimmy sat in the lab all night, working on Sheen's new present. Soon he left the lab, got changed, wrapped the gift, ate some quick breakfast and ran to Sheen's house.
I know it's probably killing you. You want to know what the present is, don't yah? It's murdering you! YOU NEED TO KNOW! It's slaughtering you! You're dying!!!
OK OK OK, I know. You honestly don't care and this story is too rushed because I was too lazy to actually write it well. OK read on.
It was the party. Carl and Sheen were the only guests. "It's my birthday Ultra-lord style! Woo hoo!" Sheen screeched hyperly. "Sheen, you have an Ultra-lord birthday party every year," Jimmy stated. "SO???" Sheen asked. "When are we eating the cake?" Carl asked. "NOW!" A pile of unrecognizable stuff (no, not crap, just mush) sat on the table. Sheen took a fistful of the glop and shoved it into Carl's open mouth. "Do you like it? Do yah? Do yah? I made it myself! Ultra-lord flavor!!!" Sheen hollered. "How do you know what Ultra-lord tastes like?" Jimmy inquired. Sheen looked the other direction and started chewing on his Ultra-lord figure.
Carl asked, "So now what're we going to do?" "PRESENTS! GIFTS! AND MORE FUN THINGS FOR ME TO GET!" Sheen bellowed. Carl handed a badly-wrapped gift to Sheen. "Now every boy, man, chap, fellow, and bloke better have gotten me something good!" Sheen demanded as he opened the gift like a mad dog. "Hey! This isn't Ultra-lord!" Sheen screamed as he held up a Malibu Barbie. "I thought it was pretty cool," Carl said. "I know! It is! But I already have 56 of these!" Sheen exclaimed. "Here you go, Sheen," Jimmy said as he pushed the gift toward Sheen. Sheen jumped on the present and ripped it open crazily. "Wow! It's a...thing!" Jimmy sighed. "It's an interactive Ultra- lord game when YOU'RE part of the action!" Jimmy explained. "Cool!" Sheen put the helmet on. "I bought the game at the store just before I came here. I came here real quick and was in a rush though," Jimmy said.
Sheen gasped. "This isn't Ultra-lord either! Look guys! But it's still pretty cool!" Carl and Jimmy put the helmets on. They gasped too.
Five Malibu Barbies in skimpy bikinis were lying on the beach tanning. They beckoned toward the boys. The kids came over and were kissed all over. "You know what, I think I like this MORE than Ultra-lord!" Sheen said as Barbie put him on her lap and tickled his chin. Carl and Sheen agreed.
THE END
"Jimmy, I dunno what to give Sheen for his birthday!" Carl complained. "Just get him another Ultralord figure. But I plan to give him the coolest gift ever! I gotta start working, but it's going to be a huge surprise so you better leave," Jimmy ordered. "OK. That's fine with me. The first ever Llama Game show is going on and I don't want to miss the big premiere!" Carl said as he waddled out of the lab.
Jimmy sat in the lab all night, working on Sheen's new present. Soon he left the lab, got changed, wrapped the gift, ate some quick breakfast and ran to Sheen's house.
I know it's probably killing you. You want to know what the present is, don't yah? It's murdering you! YOU NEED TO KNOW! It's slaughtering you! You're dying!!!
OK OK OK, I know. You honestly don't care and this story is too rushed because I was too lazy to actually write it well. OK read on.
It was the party. Carl and Sheen were the only guests. "It's my birthday Ultra-lord style! Woo hoo!" Sheen screeched hyperly. "Sheen, you have an Ultra-lord birthday party every year," Jimmy stated. "SO???" Sheen asked. "When are we eating the cake?" Carl asked. "NOW!" A pile of unrecognizable stuff (no, not crap, just mush) sat on the table. Sheen took a fistful of the glop and shoved it into Carl's open mouth. "Do you like it? Do yah? Do yah? I made it myself! Ultra-lord flavor!!!" Sheen hollered. "How do you know what Ultra-lord tastes like?" Jimmy inquired. Sheen looked the other direction and started chewing on his Ultra-lord figure.
Carl asked, "So now what're we going to do?" "PRESENTS! GIFTS! AND MORE FUN THINGS FOR ME TO GET!" Sheen bellowed. Carl handed a badly-wrapped gift to Sheen. "Now every boy, man, chap, fellow, and bloke better have gotten me something good!" Sheen demanded as he opened the gift like a mad dog. "Hey! This isn't Ultra-lord!" Sheen screamed as he held up a Malibu Barbie. "I thought it was pretty cool," Carl said. "I know! It is! But I already have 56 of these!" Sheen exclaimed. "Here you go, Sheen," Jimmy said as he pushed the gift toward Sheen. Sheen jumped on the present and ripped it open crazily. "Wow! It's a...thing!" Jimmy sighed. "It's an interactive Ultra- lord game when YOU'RE part of the action!" Jimmy explained. "Cool!" Sheen put the helmet on. "I bought the game at the store just before I came here. I came here real quick and was in a rush though," Jimmy said.
Sheen gasped. "This isn't Ultra-lord either! Look guys! But it's still pretty cool!" Carl and Jimmy put the helmets on. They gasped too.
Five Malibu Barbies in skimpy bikinis were lying on the beach tanning. They beckoned toward the boys. The kids came over and were kissed all over. "You know what, I think I like this MORE than Ultra-lord!" Sheen said as Barbie put him on her lap and tickled his chin. Carl and Sheen agreed.
THE END
