Disclaimer: The BBC and RTD own the characters, I just borrowed them and dropped them into the AU I share with Jessie Blackwood.

He's renowned for his sexual appetite; or do I mean notorious ? If he were not immortal, he would probably have met his final demise at the hands of some dreadful intergalactic STD. Either that, or have had a fatal heart attack in the middle of a particularly heated session, leaving an unfortunate one night stand, or stands, to explain away the corpse in their bed. Not like that's not happened with us before now (I'm secretly quite proud that I managed to kill him that time).

Virtually nothing has been off limits from him. Provided his partner in passion was alive, willing and above the age of consent for whichever planet they originate from he'd go for it with the all the enthusiasm that can be mustered by a Tigger in heat. He's got more kinks than Spaghetti Junction, too. His experience and skill will always outshine mine, after all he's lived so many lives he's lost count; from time to time, though, I've managed to throw him a curve ball. I love seeing a surprised expression on his face at those times.

Yes, my darling would fuck anything and everything, and he has all the time in the multiverses to do it. Sometimes he does it for company. Sometimes he does it to keep his nightmares at bay. Sometimes he does it for badness. Sometimes he does it because he can. Most of the time he does it for the joy alone. Sex is just sex. He loves sex.

He makes love to me.