16 years ago…

Poseidon:

The sea was rumbling. Thunder clapped like an excited audience after a musical. Poseidon was really anxious. Amphitrite was giving birth. She wanted a pair of baby twins. Oh, the nerve of that woman! Even the gods can't control the outcome of twins! Thought Poseidon. But what really worried him was the fact that only one baby was born. And Amphitrite mentioned that if she didn't get a pair of twins, she would fade away from the pain of thinking about it. She was still unconscious and he had to do something. Then he remembered that Sally had asked him to take her for a late night movie flick. Shit! Thought Poseidon as he hurried out of the palace. A grim looking Nereid asked him," My lord, where are you going at this dark hour?" Poseidon replied inaudibly," Business. "

He teleported himself back to the familiar apartment of Sally and knocked at the door. The door opened and Sal hissed angrily, "Where have you been? Why are you so late?" Poseidon opened his mouth to reply but Sally interrupted him saying," Never mind. Let's go." Poseidon felt happy besides Sally. It took his mind to a ballad of soothing music (his favorite actually). Once the movie was finished, his arms and her arms wrapped around each other, they walked to her home.

Poseidon felt exhilarated. He could feel the cool breeze on her hair. He liked it when it flew into his face. He liked the way her nose twitched when she smiled. If he has to describe what he liked about her…well, it would be a really long essay. Sally asked him "So, how's it going, Poseidon?" laughing. He said in exasperation," Don't call me Poseidon! It's an embarrassing name in front of mortals. And especially in front of you. Just...just leave my name alone. And as for your question, all is well." feeling a touch too guilty about lying to her.

Suddenly, Sally doubled in pain. Poseidon knew what was coming. Jeez, two births from two wives on the same day? Lucky mortals. Stuck with only one wife, unlike us! Thought Poseidon. Sally drew in painful gasps and said" Help me! Go to the hospital!" Poseidon knew that births were taken care of in a hospitably…um…hospital, yeah, that's what it is called, he thought. He drove a car (his first experience, almost killing a dog, 5 chickens at the least and 3 cats), had a confusing tour of the hospital (though he didn't pay attention to anything, he almost fell over a strange contraption: a chair with 4 wheels!) and was constantly questioning the doctor about Sally even before the delivery!

When at last the doctor came out of the Emergency room, Poseidon asked the doctor about Sally. The doctor said," We have observed the patient's ovary…"Poseidon interrupted him," The what, exactly?" The doctor gritted his teeth and said" The place where babies originate." Poseidon said "Oh!" The doctor said," She will be having twin babies. But the chances of the 2nd baby exiting the mother's body is…very slim. Saying so, the doctor left for a tea break. Then Poseidon got an idea. Why can't he take the twins using his power, give them to Amphitrite and lie to Sally about her sons? But Poseidon was an honest, well-meaning, kind hearted person. Doing something like this can only be done by somebody as worse as…as…well, the most evil being in the world. But, he had no choice. So he took the other baby from Sally's who-knows-what and teleported back to the palace. In the palace he met Triton. Triton asked," Whose baby is that?" Poseidon told Triton," Triton, promise on the river Styx." Triton asked," For what?" Poseidon menacingly replied," PROMISE!" Triton was scared out of his wits. He feebly replied," Okkaay…"Poseidon said," Promise me, that you will not reveal to Amphitrite or the new baby, whatever his name is that this boy is born of Sally Jackson!" Thunder boomed over the seas as the promise was made.

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