Sonny With A Chance of Sabotage

"Soooo guys. Guess what?" An excited Sonny exclaimed to her castmates.

"Wow. Really guys? Everytime I have an awesome, life altering announcement you all bounce out of your chairs with enthusiasm." Sonny said dryly.

"I can't hear you over my glossing. Sorry." Tawni said, popping her lips.

"Just say it already!" Zora yelled from her mummy coffin.

"Okay, gosh. I'm doing an interview with Tween Weekly!" Sonny hopped and clapped for herself, beaming. She immediately frowned and stopped jumping when she noticed no one had moved.

"Ugh this is useless." Sonny gave up and threw herself onto the couch.

"Yo! CDC in the hizzouse!" Chad barged in, in his usual fashion.

"You lost? The stuck up diva room is across the hall." Nico said, highfiving Grady.

"Why are you here Chad? The shine from your forehead is making my lipgloss look dull," Tawni huffed.

"Shiny? What?" Chad rubbed his forehead with the back of his sleeve. "Wait, whatever. I didn't come for verbal abuse, Randoms."

"So that brings us back to the previously established idea that you're lost." Sonny said darkly.

"Ha-ha, no. I actually came because I heard you had an interview with Tween Weekly, Sonny." He said in an accusatory tone.

"Yes I do!" Sonny exclaimed. "Thank goodness someone else is excited for me!"

"I didn't come to pat you on the back, Munroe." He spat. "I came to warn you. If you make the front cover .!"

"Chad pleassseee." Sonny squeaked. "I am going to give a great interview and you're going to stay clear of me since you know better. Right, Chad?"

"No." He said flatly.

"Well okay, then. Go crawl back into your hole at the Falls. We'll see who laughs last." Sonny said boldy.

"Really, Sonny. Really?" Chad used his signature line.

"Yes, really!" Sonny shouted, completely flustered.

He squinted his eyes at her a final time before departing. He had been on the cover every week since his show first came on the air, except for a handful of times.

"I'm going to kill that boy." Sonny huffed.

"Please do!" Tawni whined. "My lips don't like competition!"

"Ugh!" Sonny stormed out.

Sonny tried to make a dramatic entrance into her dressing room but realizing it was locked and fiddling with her key muddied the effort. No one was there to witness it anyway.

She plopped down in her make up chair and got herself camera ready. She decided on a white sundress and chucks.

There was a knock at the door and Sonny called them in. It was the interviewer. She was in her late thirties but still dressed like a teenager. Her blonde hair was in pigtails and her lips were cherry red.

"Hi, Miss Allison!" Apparently she was southern too.

"Hello, call me Sonny. Please." Sonny shook her hand.

"So let's get right into it, shall we?" The interviewer said brightly. "Oh I'm Gracey, by the way."

"Nice to meet you!" Sonny reciprocated her perkiness.

"So I want to know about your personal life. Anything I've read about you deals with how you're a rising star from a small town. Who are you liking or loving these days," Gracey said seriosuly.

"Wow you changed atittudes quick." Sonny laughed nervously. "I actually am not dating-." She stopped short when she saw Chad walk passed her door. "Chad?"

"Chad Dylan Cooper?" Gracey asked perplexed. She had not seen him as her back was to the door.

"Yeah." Sonny confirmed.

"You're not dating Chad, you said?" Gracey asked.

"What? No. I've just been seeing him - no! I mean I saw him right there. Yeah. Can we move on?" Sonny laughed anxiously.

"Sure thing, Sonny." Gracey smiled. Chad popped his head in the door and laughed silently so Gracey would not see him. Sonny completely ignored him for the remainder of the interview.

A few days later the new issue of Tween Weekly came out. Tawni had a copy sent up to their dressing room. Sonny grabbed it, fearing for the worst.

"Tawni kill me! Oh my life is over." Sonny threw the Tween Weekly at Tawni and buried her face in a pillow.

"'Sonny Munroe and Chad Dylan Cooper: The Secret Romance'?" Tawni read. "How did this even happen!"

"I kind of slipped up during my interview and the stupid drama-faced idiot sabotaged me! I say SABOTAGED!" Sonny exclaimed.

"No not that. How did you get in the magazine and not me?" Tawni huffed and threw the magazine back at her.

Sonny rolled her eyes at the blonde and turned her attention back to the magazine. How was she going to fix this?

Sonny gathered her pride and marched over to McKenzie Falls. She bypassesed the chocolate fountain and mediation room to go right to Chad's private dressing room. This would be a struggle and that she knew.