It was a typical day in hell, and the hell mates were up to their usual daily routines.
The four Ginyu Force members practised their poses continuously, along with coming up with new ones.
The Saiyans, Raditz and Nappa, held their daily board game tournaments for all who wanted to enter...
Noone ever did though, so it was always just the two of them, but oh well, they were used to it.
Kold was as... odd as ever too, and was still scoping out the hell mates, seeing who the hottest one was...
So far, it was still a tie between Cell and Vegeta, he just couldn't chose!
Broly's vocabulary was as small as ever as well, only saying 'Kakarot', along with the ocasional 'no'... Just to confuse the others!
Vegeta still stood against one of the walls in hell, whatever one was out of Kold's eye range.
He didn't really care all the much whether he was near the others or not, but he just couldn't stand being stared at like a piece of meat!
"Damn Icejin... He worse than Frieza..."
Speaking of Frieza, he was still with his partner in crime Cell, and still trying the think of new plots to use against the Saiyans.
"Man, it seems so boring around here!" Cell whined, pacing back in forth in his and Frieza's plotting corner.
"Yeah, we need a new plan or something, even if it will only be used against Vegeta."
"But what is there?! I haven't been able to think of anything lately!"
"Me neither... Maybe we're sick or something! What if we have colds, and they're interfering with out efforts to scheme?!"
Cell sweatdropped at his friend's paranoia. "How in the fuck do you catch a cold in hell?! Even though I do agree, something does seem wrong, well wronger with you."
The Icejin glared, and then sighed. "It's just not the same without a good plot..."
Yup, it was your typical day in hell until...
JINGLE BELL, JINGLE BELL, JINGLE BELL ROCK!
Those words came blaring out of the speakers set up around hell, an equally annoying jingle playing in the background.
Everyone covered up their ears in an effort to block out the noise, that is, except for one person.
"Jingle bells swing, and jingle bells ring!" Kind Kold happily sang along with the music.
"Heh, it's alittle loud, I guess. Hey Mez, turn the volume down!" Goz shouted to his partner, who nodded in response.
When the music was at a tolerable level, the hell mates hesitently uncovered their ears.
"Oh Kami, what is that noise?!" Cell demanded, cursing having his Saiyan/Namek hearing.
"These are Christmas carols!" Kold took the liberty to answer.
"And what the hell are those?!"
"Cheerful, fun, and happy songs to celibrate the holiday that is Christmas!"
"If they're cheerful and all that bull shit, why are they in hell?!" The Saiyan Prince demanded this time.
"Because, King Yemma wanted you guys to get into the holiday spirit!" Goz responded, watching everyone's faces drop.
"Listening to this mind numbing music isn't going to put us in any type of holiday spirit!"
"That's what they always say, but after a while, they just seem to grow on you." The ogre smirked.
Mez ran over to Goz, and continued. "And if they carols aren't enough to get you into the spirit, we have lots of festive activities planned!"
"What kind of activities?!" Almost everyone seemed to yelled at once.
"You'll see." The guard duo said in unison. "Since Christmas is tomorrow, we'll begin first thing in the morning!"
With that, the ogres left, leaving confused hall mates behind.
"Goodie, I can't wait until the festivities tomorrow! I didn't know it was Christmas time! We really need a calendar down here..." Kold trailed off.
"Am I the only one who doesn't understand what he's talking about?" Jeice wondered.
"I don't think anyone ever understands what that moron babbles about, and this is no exception." Vegeta answered, rather plainly.
"If it's something that Kold is excited about, then it's gonna be hell for us!" Nappa commented, dreading the possible scenarios that may take place in the morning.
"Oh well, no point in worrying about it. Odds are we don't even have a choice." Frieza groaned.
"Heh, we'll probably have a choice, just you, Cell and Vegeta won't."
The three glared.
"You're right though." Cell sighed.
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock!
Vegeta growled loudly, "I can't stand this music!"
Suddenly, the song stopped earning many sighs of relief, until...
We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas---
"And a happy new year!" the larger Icejin sang, adding to the annoyance if the song.
"I can't take this!" Cell yelled, frustrated, stomping into the party room.
Frieza followed, hoping the room would provide some resistance against the music, which it did.
The bio android smiled at what he saw sitting in the middle of the room. "Alright!"
At the sound of Cell's excited voice, the others ventured into the party room as well, and were just as happy to see it, the big screen TV.
"Huh? What's that?" Frieza questioned, noticing alittle piece of paper taped to the TV. "It must be a note."
"Well then, read it!"
The Icejin grabbed the note, and began to read it aloud. "Dear members of Hell Community One, to prepare you for the Christmas fun, we've given you the television until the morning. Make sure to stay in the party room until then as well. Enjoy! P.S. No licking the TV this time."
"You know, I've always wondered about that rule..." Cell started.
"Uh, it's a long story!" Raditz quickly replied, laughing nervously.
"Care to explain it? I have the time."
The long haired Saiyan grabbed the TV remote and turned the power on. "Hehe, let's see what's on!"
"I wonder if we'll be able to see Earth..." Frieza mused, getting a curious look from Vegeta.
"What? You can see the living on this?" the prince questioned.
The duo f Cell and Frieza began laughing, loudly.
"What the hell are you morons laughing at?!"
"We got to see the first little while after we turned you and Goku into monkey... You're women's reactions were very amusing." Cell explained, snickering again.
Vegeta didn't comment back, but scowled at the momory. That was the longest year of his life, even if he didn't remember all of it.
Raditz flipped through the channels, trying to find the Earth one, but all the channels seemed to only be playing cartoons.
He stopped for a moment at one of them, where it showed some kind of deer with a lightbulb on it's nose getting laughed at.
"Yay, it's Rudolph!" Kold clapped his hands together, "My favourite Christmas special!"
"Uh huh... In that case, I'm changing it!" Raditz flipped the channel again.
The TV now showed a bunch of children building a snowman, and anxious to put a hat on it.
"Wow, it's Frosty! Frieza used to love this as a child!"
All eyes turned to the young Icejin, who was busy glaring at his father.
"I never pictured you as the cartoon type..." Cell chuckled.
"Fuck off, I was a child!"
"Since there are only Christmas shows on, wanna watch this one?" the long haired Saiyan asked. "It doesn't look THAT bad!"
Everyone shrugged, agreeing.
"Why not? Afterall, we're stuck in here until morning!"
The hell mates all took seats around the television, except for Vegeta, who went to his usual posistion, leaning against the back wall.
After about five minutes of watching, the Saiyan Prince slid down the wall until he was sitting.
"This is going to be a long night!" Vegeta thought, closing his eyes, and drifting to sleep.
By about the half-way point of the show, everyone except Kold, Frieza and Raditz had fallen asleep.
"I guess they don't appreciate a good snow man!" Kold looked over at all the sleeping hell mates.
The other two nodded in agreement.
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, look at Frosty go! Thumpety thump, thump, thump ---
"Over the hills of snow!" the three that were awake sang in unison, as the special ended.
"How did you know the Frosty song, Raditz?" Frieza wondered.
"Uh, well let's just say that you get bored, even when you have Universal Satelitte."
"What, they have an Earth channel?"
The Saiyan nodded, "Yeah, three of 'em!"
"Well, I'm gonna turn in now, gotta get my beauty sleep!" Kold said, laying down.
"Me too, I know I'm gonna have to be rested for whatever's gonna happen tomorrow. What about you, Raditz?"
"I'm gonna watch alittle more TV."
The Icejin's were quickly asleep, and Raditz contiued channel surfing until he found what he was looking for.
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiney nose...
"Heh, I knew they'd show this again!"
To Be Continued...
A/N: Yay, a Christmas special! Don't ask why hell, of all places in celebrating it, just thought it'd be interesting! I'm planning on getting the final chapter up very soon, before I leave! Hope it wasn't too bad, the next chapter should be more...interesting!
Please review, I'd appreciate it!
