Hello my fellow readers my name is thedeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-ager!

Welcome to another Fanfiction! It's been awhile since I've written a story so I'm a bit rusty, nut THAT SHALL NOT STOP ME!

Anyway enjoy little kid Pein!


Pein was sitting in his office doing his mountains of paperwork as always. Pein was exhausted, he was starting to grow bags under his eyes from lack of sleep and he was also very annoyed with his stupid Akatsuki members.

Deidara almost blew up the base because Sasori was make fun of his view of art.

Pein had to convince Itachi to let Kisame go from the genjutsu he put Kisame under

Then Pein had to end the fight between Kakuzu and Hidan because Hidan thought it would be funny to burn some of Kakuzu's money

Finally Zetsu almost ate Tobi (again) and he had to save Tobi's stupid butt.

At least Konan hadn't bothered him this- "Pein! Do you even love me anymore?" Pein stared at her "We haven't gone on a date in weeks! Now I was thinking we could go out to-"

"Konan please, I have so much work to do"

Konan gave him an annoyed and angered look "why can't you ever just take a break?" she asked with anger in her voice.

Pein stood up "maybe it's because if I don't do it this whole organization will fall apart more then it is right now" just then Tobi ran in the office.

"Leader-sama help! Deidara is going to- AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH" and just like that Pein's whole office was blown to smithereens.

All the Akatsuki members then came surrounding what use to be Pein's office. Pein was breathing heavily in anger. "Uhh, Leader-Sama?" Tobi asked in a scared tone

He continued to breathe angrily "Leader-Sama I am so sorry" Deidara said quietly

Pein finally spoke "you know I made this organization to bring peace to the world, NOT TO TAKE CARE OF A BUNCH OF OVERGROWN CHILDREN!" All of the Akatsuki members had scared looks on their faces "you know, if I could just go back in time to where I could just relax and have no worries and didn't have to deal with this I would!"

Pein then stormed off and left the base. Everyone in the Akatsuki sat in the living room, guilt covering all their faces. "I feel bad" Deidara said

"You're not the only one Deidara, we're all to blame" Konan said

"You know he's not wrong" Itachi said "if it wasn't for him we'd all be a bunch of criminals doing stupid things"

"Does anyone know what we can do to cheer him up?" Kisame asked

"Oh! Oh! Tobi has an idea!"

"No Tobi, last time we followed one of your ideas it ended with a bunch of puppies covered in maple syrup" Sasori said

"But this one is good! Tobi promises!"

"Okay Tobi what's your idea?" Zetsu asked

"Well Pein said he wanted to relax and have no worries again, so Tobi has a jutsu that can do just that"

Everyone in the Akatsuki's eyes went wide "that's actually a good idea Tobi" Konan said

"Is Tobi a good boy?"

"Yes" just then Tobi started jumping enthusiastically breaking almost everything.

10 minutes later Pein walked in from his walk to see all the Akatsuki members standing in front of him. "What's going on?" Pein asked

"Tobi now!" Deidara yelled

Tobi started doing a bunch of hand signs really fast and then a puff a smoke covered Pein's entire body. 5 seconds later the smoke cleared and what the Akatsuki saw was a little problem.

They saw a 5 year old version of Pein in a over-sized Akatsuki cloak.

a bunch of glares were sent Tobi's way "Tobi! What did you do!?" Konan said

"I told you, I would use a jutsu that would give Leader-Sama a chance to relax and have no worries, what better way to do that then to give him childhood innocence"

"Tobi change him back!" Deidara yelled

"Can't. There is no reverse jutsu, this jutsu lasts a whole month"

Deidara started forming a clay bird "Tobi! You-"

"Stop!" Konan yelled. She ran towards Pein and picked him up wrapping the Akatsuki cloak over Pein's little body. "Pein is now a little kid" Konan then looked at Pein "Pein are you okay?"

Pein looked at Konan with his big, cute, purple eyes "Konan?" he said so innocently

Konan gave him a warm smile "yes Pein?"

"How you get so big? An where am I?" Pein was now clinging to Konan all scared.

"It's okay Pein, you're safe" she said to him

Just then Hidan started walking up towards the two "is that really Pein?" as Hidan was extending his arm towards Pein, Pein grabbed the closest item he could grab and smashed it on Hidan "Ow! What the f-"

"Don't even finish that sentence Hidan!" Konan warned him. She felt her cloak getting wet as she saw Pein was crying "Pein what's wrong" she asked softly.

"Away, away!" Pein said.

Everyone in the Akatsuki went wide eyed. To think the almighty leader of the Akatsuki was crying and was acting completely helpless.

Konan continued to shush him "Pein, it's okay, no one will hurt you here. You're safe"

Pein wiped his eyes and looked up at her "weally?"

She smiled "Yes really" Konan then looked at all the Akatsuki members "everyone in the living room, we're having a meeting"

Living Room

As everyone sat down Konan got Pein to fall asleep and she was gently rocking him back and forth. "Okay everyone because of Tobi's stupidity our leader is now a 5 year old kid. So for the next month everyone except for Tobi and Zetsu will be taking care of Pein, including myself"

"Woah! Why are Zetsu and Tobi off the hook?" Deidara said

"Because Tobi is in idiot and Zetsu will try and eat Pein" Konan said

"She has a point" Zetsu's black half said

"Well this should be a fun month" Kakuzu said


Chapter 1 is done!

I know it sucks but I just wanted to have the basic plot in here

I promise the next chapter will be better, I hope you'll stay to see the adventure Little Pein will cause for the Akatsuki

Well I'm off and as always I will see you in the next chapter, see ya my fellow readers