The video-tape hike
„UCHIHA WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING RAIDING MY PANTY DRAWER!!!! YOU PERVERT!!!!!!!!!" yup...Uchiha Sasuke was caught by his 4 month-girlfriend...how should i put it...examining some very intimate things of hers...in other words...being a hentai.
„Sakura, don't get me wrong but I have a perfect explanation for this."Sasuke said, his face remaining emotionless and his voice calm an cool, as if raiding a panty drawer was the most natural thing to do.
„Oh it better be good Uchiha or else i'll make sure that even your nephews will not be able to function properly" Haruno Sakura said in a very, emphasis on very, dark tone.
„Hn. My explanation is...Naruto."
„WHAT?!?!?!??! HOW CAN NARUTO BE THE EXPLANATION?!?!??!...wait a minute...when you say Naruto...do you mean the ever-hyper-whiskered-blond-haired-loudmouth we call a teammate?"
„Hn."
„Oooooooh he's gonna get it and he's gonna get it good...I almost feel sorry for Hinata" Sakura said with a very evil grin"but...that doesn't mean you'll get away with it mister I-wont-lose-in-front-of-Naruto ...and I have the most perfect punishment for you, dear" the pink haired kunoichi continued...getting a video camera out of nowhere.
„S-sakura...what do you think you're doing?"
„Oh you'll see soon enough Sasuke-kun...but for now...all you have to do is stay still"
15 minutes later...Sasuke was shirtless and wearing one of Sakura's bras...to be more specific...a VERY PINK bra.
„Now, Sasuke-kun...we'll play a game of Simon says...i'm positive you know the rules so i'm not going to explain them to you"Sakura said then pushed the record button. „Sasuke-kun...Simon says...run in circles and scream like a little girl!"
„You're kidding..."
„No way...unless you don't want your clan to revive again...it can be fixed you know...now...are you going to do what Simon said or not?"
„Hn. Fine. Annoying girl." Sasuke sain and started running in circles screaming a very high-pitched scream.
Meanwhile...Sakura was trying very hard not to die from laughter...seeing her boyfriend in nothing but his pants and a pink bra, running and screaming like a little girl...
„Ooooh this video is going to make me a millionaire...no a billionaire...either way...i'm gonna be rich!! "
„Now now, Sa-ku-ra" Sasuke said suddenly appearing behind her and nibbling at her neck"you wouldn't do that, would you? Sell that video...it just isn't like you" he said sexily
„Aaahh...i guess you're right Sasuke-kun...I wouldn't sell the video" Sasuke gave a relieved sigh"but...that doesn't mean I'm not going to use it to blackmail you" Sakura said and started laughing like a maniac.
„...crap..." was the only thing Uchiha Sasuke could think.
Yayyy second one...hope you like it!! Lots of love!
